"Fanfiction is how we survive the summer" [poem. not fic.]

Crysthala

CSI Level One
I wrote this over the summer and thought it was cute, so I was like "Hey, the peoples at CSIfiles would totally love this." So here it is. Please keep in mind that this is just tidbits from little fictions I picked up over the summer, and may not necessarily represent my actual views on the ships. Above all, enjoy. :lol:

"Fanfiction is how we survive the summer"

Warrick's married,
Greg is gay,
Tina's scary,
Nick fed on Snickers today.

Grissom and Heather had T-4-2,
CatNip is fun, that's true.
The Bugman and his Butterflies
Are making SuGGar and some Gutterflies.

Grissom and Greg need a name,
GirG gets my vote, but what a shame!
Because Sara and Greg are wearing Sandles,
But CSI:Thongs is lighting candles.

The Warrick/Tina love affair,
Is making Catherine lose her hair,
She thinks she is really old,
But she's hot like Ecklie's cold.

Sassy Sara's back again,
Unfortunately, she's suspended,
Grissom's suffering from blocked Zen,
And Brass got (wink!) rear-ended.

Ecklie's on the warpath,
Hodges is really bad at math,
Archie's lab exploded last night,
But Bobby's doing all right.

And after this, what can I say?
It's all about that special day.
That special day when Grissom says,
"NEW EPISODE NEXT 24 THURSDAYS!"

Sara's sexy.
Catherine's hot.
Archie's sweet,
And Ecklie's not.

Nick and Warrick,
You are fine.
But Greg is cute,
And Grissom's mine.

by
~Crysthala of the Messed-Up Rhyme Scheme~ :lol:
 
Re: "Fanfiction is how we survive the summer" [poem. not fic

Oh, he's mine, but I will certainly let you all see him. That would be selfish and rude.
 
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