Family First (sequel to And Baby Makes Three) CaRWash

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Prime Suspect
*Another 3 years later*

*phone rings*
Ryan: Hello?
Delko: Hey man, what's shaking?
Ryan: Nothing is shaking.
Delko: So you have any plans for tonight?
Ryan: Nope. Probably another Barney tape with Ian though. My favorite show.
Delko: Mine too. But that's beside the point. Would you like me to take your kid out of your hair for the night?
Ryan: Only if you want.
Delko: Of course I do. I mean Dylan and Megan are over at their grandparents house and Kaitelynn and I have nothing else to do. Besides, you and Calleigh need some time alone.


Ryan: Thanks dude, Calleigh and I have had no time to ourselves lately.
Delko: Well that's parenting for you
Ryan: Okay, I will tell Cal and drop Ian off at your place around 6
Delko: Great. See you then.
Ryan: Oh and Eric.
Delko: Yeah.
Ryan: Thanks man I owe you.



Ryan: Callllllllleigh...
Calleigh: Must you say my name like that?
Ryan: Yes. Eric and Kaitelynn want Ian to go over to their house tonight. Sound good?
Calleigh: Yeah, and what are we going to do while he is away?
Ryan: Can't a guy just spend some alone time with his wife at home?
Calleigh: A guy can but you aren't just any old guy.
Ryan: Fine I made reservations at a restraunt, which I am not telling you the name of, so be ready by 6!
Calleigh: Of course I love McDonalds, Mr. Cheap.
Ryan: Okay. I think I'm staying over at Eric's too.
Calleigh: Ryan, you're too old for sleepovers...
Ryan: Maybe.
 
ROFL...And they're still funny. More soon! *thinks they should stay home and make a sibling for their kid*
 
chapter 2
*at work.*

*the next day*
Delko: So? How was your night alone with Calleigh?
Ryan: It was good, how was Ian?
Delko: I don't know why don't you ask Kaitelynn, she started playing with him the second you left and then she started bugging me saying our kids are so old and how we she have another one
Ryan: Why don't you? I mean what can another Delko do to the world?
Delko: Yeah, and I don't see any little Wolfes in the future.
Ryan: Probably better to keep it that way.
Delko: You don't want anymore?
Ryan: Of course. But only if Calleigh does.
Delko: Well I know my wife wants one.
Ryan: And what's worng with that?
Delko: Lets just say that for the second kid the mood swings are worse than the first
Ryan: Are her mood swings really that bad?
Delko: Dude, she kicked me out of the house one day because she couldn't find the right color for the baby room and I wouldn't go to the store and get her more paint pallettes.
Ryan: It's a good thing Maddie is a good kid then isn't it?
Delko: Yeah, I guess.

*Calleigh walks up*
Calleigh: Hello boys. Mind if I steal Ryan for a minute?
Delko: Go ahead.
Calleigh: Ryan, we need to talk when we get home tonight.
Ryan: Okay, Cal. What's wrong?
Calleigh: Nothing, I just want to talk in private.
*Calleigh walks away.*
 
chapter 3
*Later at home.*
Calleigh: Wolfe, Ian's asleep so turn Barney off and get in here.
Ryan: Can you wait a minute? I'm learning here.
Calleigh: Get in here now. I can still let Horatio raise Ian you know.
Ryan: No you can't he is three now I think he would wonder where daddy was
Calleigh: Actually three is the perfect brianwash age, just get in here! This is important.
Ryan: Fine! Ruin my learning.
Calleigh: It's a little late to be learning, Ryan.
Ryan: Hey! I'm only 30.
Calleigh: Only. Anyway now that you're here. I have some news concerning your learning.
Ryan: I'm waiting.
Calleigh: Ryan, you're going to get at least another 18 years of learning.
Ryan: You're....you're pregnant?
Calleigh: No I am sending you off to a Barney brainwashing camp for 18 years while Horatio raises your kid, of course I am pregnant
Ryan: Wow, that is amazing! I am going to be a father again!
Calleigh: Yep. I can't believe it either.
Ryan: Yes! More Barney. I love Barney. I bet if Ian was Horatio's kid, Horatio would make him watch documentaries and not Barney.
Calleigh: Is there anything that could make you stop your odd love obsession with Barney these days?
Ryan: Nope! You know you love it!
Calleigh: Actually I found a new dvd for our kids to watch so they won't end up like you.
Ryan: What is it?
Calleigh: Baby Einstien
Ryan: Oh no. No, no, no, no ,no.
Calleigh: And why not?
Ryan: One time I was over at Eric's and Maddie was watching that. It freaks me out, Cal.
Calleigh: Okay fine. But only because I love you.
Ryan: So you don't love Horatio anymore?
Calleigh: When did I ever love him? But the kid is watching it a few times so we can have a smarter kid.
Ryan: Fine but you can watch it with the kid
Calleigh: Fine and you can change there diapers.
Ryan: You know what? I'll watch it instead.
Calleigh: Oh no mister. You are helping me with this kid.
Ryan: I'll entertain him how about that?
Calleigh: Who says it's a him?
Ryan: I don't want a girl
Calleigh: And why not?
Ryan: To much drama
Calleigh: Look who's talking. This morning you screamed because there was a bug in the shower.
Ryan: Yeah, but it was a very manly scream.
Calleigh: Right...because shrieking is so very mascueline.
Ryan: I hear Ian gotta go.
Calliegh: I don't hear him.
Ryan: I've got bat like hearing.
Calleigh: Or a good excuse for leaving.
Ryan: You just don't want to be nice to me tonight, do you?
Calliegh: Maybe.
 
Calleigh: Look who's talking. This morning you screamed because there was a bug in the shower.
Ryan: Yeah, but it was a very manly scream.
Calleigh: Right...because shrieking is so very mascueline.

HAHA!!!! omg!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!! i can actually picture Ryan screaming like a little girl over a bug!!!! HAHA!!!! write more soon!!!!!!!
 
ROFL....that is definately funny. Too bad they aren't LV lol I could hear Gris hearing him say that...if they weren't at home you know. "Did you rescue it before it drowned?" ROFL
 
chapter 4
*At the Delektorsky's*
Kaitelynn: I really think we should have another kid!
Delko: No no no, I think three is enough I mean two girls and one boy is going to be enough hormones for this house in 10 years.
Kaitelynn: But Delkipoo, Ryan and Calleigh are having another one.
Delko: They are? No one told me.
Kaitelynn: That's because you don't listen. I want another one.
Delko: Fine. But one more and that is it.
Kaitelynn: Thank you, Eric!
*At the Wolfe's*
*phone ringing*
Calliegh: Wolfe Residence, Calliegh speaking.
Kaitelynn: Did you tell him?
Calliegh: Yes he took it well, did you ask him?
Kaitelynn: Yes! and he said yes!
Calleigh: I never thought we'd do this again.
Kaitelynn: I know. I'm so happy for you.
Calleigh:I'm so happy for you.
Kaitelynn: Have you told Ian?
Calleigh: No, not yet. He's asleep. We'll tell him first thing tomorrow.
Kaitelynn: How are you going to explain this to him?
Calleigh: Good point.
Kaitelynn: Well you think about it. Delektorsky is calling for me bye!
Calleigh: Bye!
Calleigh: Ryannnnnnnn...
Ryan: Yes?
Calleigh: Eric and Kaitelynn are going to have another kid, too.
Ryan: Wow..that's great. That's weird , this morning he was all against it.Calliegh did you have anything to do with this?
Calleigh: Maybe.
Ryan: I'll take that as a yes.
Calleigh: You know me too well.
Ryan: I'm bored.
Calliegh: Go watch Barney I am going to bed.
Ryan: Yay!
 
chapter 5
*The next day*
Delko: Ryan, what did your wife do?
Ryan: Well she let me watch Barney last night.
Delko: To my wife. She talked me into having another kid. Thanks to you and Calleigh.
Ryan: Don't look at me I didn't know anything untill last night
Delko: Well keep your wife away from me, now there is going to be more worse mood swings!
Ryan: It's not my fault she's pregnant.
Delko: Actually, Ryan..
Ryan: Oh shut up. Just make your wife happy.


Calliegh walks by*
Ryan: Cal!
Calliegh: What
Ryan: Eric wants to settle something with you, I am going to work on those samples bye
Delko: Wolfe, I'm going to kill you.
Calleigh: What did you need, Eric?
Delko: Nothing. Nothing. I hear Alexx.
Calleigh: Alexx is way downstairs in the morgue. How did he hear her?

Delko: RYAN!!
Ryan: Maybe if I hide under the table he won't find me.
Delko: Where did you learn that trick from, Wolfe? Barney?
Ryan: As a matter of fact, I did.
 
chapter 6

* 4 months later*
*At the doctor's*

Dr. Sanchez: Mr. and Mrs. Wolfe, it's a girl.
Ryan: A WHAT?!?!
Calleigh: Ryan, cool it. Thanks, Doctor.
*Dr. Sanchez leaves the room.*
Ryan: But Calleigh, I don't want pink stuff and Barbie dolls.
Calleigh: Knowing you you'll like the dolls.
Ryan: Yeah true. But still...
Calliegh: You know you will like it and because it is a girl you can teach her everything there is to know about Barney.
Ryan:Yes!
Calliegh: Well let's go check up on Kaitelynn and Delko's kid.


Ryan: Eric, how's the mood swings?
Delko: None yet, thank goodness.
Kaitelynn: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrric...
Delko: Spoke too soon. Yes, Kaitelynn?
Kaitelynn: Oh nothing.
Delko: Okay.
Ryan: I wish Calleigh was that easy.
Calleigh: You'd better watch yourself, Wolfe.
Ryan: I tried that. I can't or I'll hurt my eyes.
Calleigh: You're an idiot
Ryan: But I am your idiot.
Kaitelynn:Ericcccccccccccc
Delko:What now!?!
Kaitelynn: I was just going to ask for some ice cream but if you don't want to get me some then fine.
Delko: No I'll get it. Thanks to you I get to get away from the love birds over there.
Kaitelynn: What are they arguing over now?
Delko: About Ryan being an idiot
Kaitelynn: That argument was over before it started.
 
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