Fake Spoiler Thread

MacsGirlMel

MacsGirlMel

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I got this from the LV board, thought it'd be fun here.
What funny fake spoilers can you think up?

-Stella finally has enough and steals all Flack's ugly ties

-*Mac* announces *he's* pregnant with Stella's baby
 
Flack's car won't start. To get to a crime scene, he commandeers a mounted patrol officer's horse and rides down Broadway like Sam McCloud. (There ya go!)

Mac fights over crime scene with New York cops from Law & Order.

While Mac and the team are solving a murder at the Ed Sullivan Theater, David Letterman does a Top 10 list of unusual uses for luminol.

Stella takes DNA swab of Dick Clark during New Years Eve countdown show to figure out how he looks so young at 140 years of age.
 
Hawkes, Flack & Danny are sent to investigate a crime on a nudie beach. Because of the strict no clothes policy the three boys must examine the scene in their birthday suits.
 
^ Wow, I think jorja just read my mind. That would be the perfect episode ... then after a day at the nudie beach, a long hot shower would certainly be in order, as sand would likely have crept into places. ;)
 
:eek: It's like we share the same gutter mind :lol:.

Early one morning Hawkes learns that his laundry machine broke down, causing all his clothes to shrink. He then shows up to work in a pair of jeans that's tight in the ass area & a white tank top that's see through 'cause it's still wet due to the fact that the dryer isn't working either :devil:.

Hammerback confesses that he would love to have a threesome with Stella & Lindsay.

Mac slips some prozac into Danny's coffee.
 
:eek: this would be my favorite episode... :lol:

Danny finds fungus spores on his tongue :p and he gotta stay with his tongue out of his mouth all the day.
 
Ooh...how about he gets a mysterious rash on his ass & the doctor orders him that he walks around pantless until the rash dies down :devil:.

Hammerback learns that he is the his parents were going to name him MC Hammer until that song Can't Touch This was released.

Flack decides abandon those horrid ties and wear his shirts Greek style ala three buttons at the top open, a shiny gold chain around his neck & tuffs of chest hair sticking out. Stella freaks out & quickly buys Flack a pair of matching ties.

Hawkes decides he's bringing sexy back.
 
Hehe thanks :devil:.

Mac decides to get botox which leads to a big problem...the team can't tell which emotion he's feeling!

Hammerback works up the nerve to ask Lindsay for a dirty photo. She agrees and emails him a pic of a garbage dump in Montana.

Stella sneaks some ouzo in her baklava to have at "break time". When she enters the break room she stumbles across a nude Danny, drunk as hell & slurring, "Where the hell is Danny? He said he'd give me $100.00 if I took off my clothes!" Of course, the baklava is all gone...
 
jorja_fan86 said:
Early one morning Hawkes learns that his laundry machine broke down, causing all his clothes to shrink. He then shows up to work in a pair of jeans that's tight in the ass area & a white tank top that's see through 'cause it's still wet due to the fact that the dryer isn't working either .
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Hammerback confesses that he would love to have a threesome with Stella & Lindsay.
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Ooh...how about he gets a mysterious rash on his ass & the doctor orders him that he walks around pantless until the rash dies down
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Hammerback works up the nerve to ask Lindsay for a dirty photo. She agrees and emails him a pic of a garbage dump in Montana.
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how the hell are you not a writer in this show :lol:
youre a friggin genius
 
Hammerback opens a cafe in the morgue called "Lab Snacks." Everyone eats there, but no one asks what's in the daily special.
 
Mac gets really drunk and comes to work in a dress, heels and makeup the next morning. Danny never lets him forget.
 
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