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Three brand-new CSI episodes are in store for fans during this second week of sweeps – including the centenary edition of the long-running CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
First though, tonight's CSI: Miami back at its usual time of 10:00pm will be entitled <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season3/speed_kills.shtml>"Speed Kills"</a>, and features the apparent crime of passion against a man who'd been speed-dating. Directed by <font color=yellow>Fred Keller</font> (<A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season2/wannabe.shtml>"Wannabe"</a>) and written by staff writers <font color=yellow>Sunil Nayer</font> and <font color=yellow>Marc Dube</font>, the episode was given the following synopsis by<A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/>The Futon Critic</a>:
<font color=yellow><blockquote>Richard Laken is found killed by a tire iron outside a lounge following an evening of speed-dating. The team discovers his car is covered with acetone, which traces back to one of the female guests. She reveals that she dated Laken and he dumped her, so she doused his car with nail polish remover for revenge, but she didn't kill him. Now, when Horatio and the team learn that Laken recently witnessed a serious assault at a Miami Heat basketball game, they are on the hunt for two perps instead of one.</font></blockquote>
"Speed Kills" will feature the following guest cast:<ul>[*]<font color=yellow>Mark Devine</font> as Richard Laken[*]<font color=yellow>Deborah Zoe</font> as Kelley Sloane[*]<font color=yellow>Marcus Chiat</font> as Chad Gibbs[*]<font color=yellow>Susan Walters</font> as Mary Kinnan[*]<font color=yellow>Debi Mazar</font> as Rebecca Briggs[*]<font color=yellow>Rex Linn</font> as Det. Frank Tripp[*]<font color=yellow>John Ales</font> as Mike Tibbetts[*]<font color=yellow>Scott Williams Winters</font> as Fred Kinnan[*]<font color=yellow>Brian Poth</font> as Tyler Jenson[*]<font color=yellow>Boti Bliss</font> as Valera[*]<font color=yellow>Vanessa Bell Calloway</font> as Tonya Washington[*]<font color=yellow>Bradley White</font> as Stanton Hayes[*]<font color=yellow>Steve Cell</font> as Jack Webster[/list]Later in the week on Wednesday at 10:00pm, new kid on the block CSI: New York will roll on to TV screens with <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season1/rain.shtml>"Rain"</a>. Directed by <font color=yellow>David Grossman</font>, whose previous directorial credits include cult favourite Angel and the David E. Kelley legal comedy Ally McBeal as well as CSI: Crime Scene Investigation's <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season3/forever.shtml>"Forever"</a>, the episode was written by co-executive producer <font color=yellow>Pam Veasey</font> and was summarised by the <A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/>Futon Critic</a> as follows:
<font color=yellow><blockquote>A Chinatown robbery by three men goes south when one security guard is killed and the other mistakenly fires shots at a gas tank, burning two of the robbers alive. While investigating the heist, Stella uncovers a kidnapping plot involving the bank’s manager. Also, the team must find new clues when the kidnappers' ransom drop spot is blocked by an unannounced police terrorist response drill.</font></blockquote>
"Rain" actually caught producers and <font color=yellow>Melina Kanakaredes</font> (Stella Bonasera) in a rain storm in Central Park. The episode also features real footage of a police terrorist response drill that occurred during shooting. It will utilise the talents of the following guest actors:<ul>[*]<font color=yellow>Samantha Quan</font> as Joanne Cho[*]<font color=yellow>Matt Bushell</font> as Marvin Hummel[*]<font color=yellow>Alex Soi</font> as Luther Willett [*]<font color=yellow>Kym Hoy</font> as Nina Chang [*]<font color=yellow>Mark Kelly</font> as Rob Bloom [*]<font color=yellow>Andre Ware</font> as Tony Fenn[*]<font color=yellow>J. Scott Shonka</font> as Handyman[*]<font color=yellow>David Guzzone</font> as Kevin Moretti[/list]
The final instalment of the trio is Thursday's 9:00pm show in the form of original CSI: Crime Scene Investigation's 100th episode, <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season5/ch_ch_changes.shtml>"Ch-Ch-Changes"</a>. Penned by <font color=yellow>Jerry Stahl</font>, writer of many episodes including <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season2/felonius_monk.shtml>"Felonius Monk"</a> and <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season2/slaves_of_las_vegas.shtml>"Slaves of Las Vegas"</a>, the episode was directed by <font color=yellow>Richard Lewis</font> and was summarised as below by the <A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/>Futon Critic</a>:
<font color=yellow><blockquote>The CSI team investigates a transgender woman found brutally stabbed and mutilated. This leads the team into the fringe world of sex changes and transgenders in order to catch a killer.</font></blockquote>
"Ch-Ch-Changes" will feature the following guest cast:<ul>[*]<font color=yellow>David Berman</font> as David Phillips[*]<font color=yellow>Aisha Tyler</font> as Mia Dickerson[*]<font color=yellow>Archie Kao</font> as Archie Johnson [*]<font color=yellow>Sarah Buxton</font> as Wendy Jones[*]<font color=yellow>Kevin Fry</font> as Officer Mann[*]<font color=yellow>Raphael Sbarge</font> as Aaron Laner[*]<font color=yellow>Allen Lulu</font> as Stage Manager[*]<font color=yellow>Kate Walsh</font> as Mimosa[*]<font color=yellow>Cassandra Foreseter</font> as Pink[*]<font color=yellow>Deprise D. Bredcia</font> as Purple[*]<font color=yellow>Sam Anderson</font> as Dr. Hess[*]<font color=yellow>Marci Bowers</font> as Bev[*]<font color=yellow>Hunter</font> as Toni[*]<font color=yellow>Savannah Ajar</font> as Tippi[*]<font color=yellow>Don McManus</font> as Francis[*]<font color=yellow>Katy Selverstone</font> as Amber[*]<font color=yellow>Lindsay Crouse</font> as Dr. Mona Lavalle[*]<font color=yellow>Peter Breitmayer</font> as Ed[*]<font color=yellow>Lee Hardin</font> as Dina Amber[*]<font color=yellow>Brian Beacock</font> as Irv[*]<font color=yellow>Jody Vaclav</font> as Mrs. Claus[*]<font color=yellow>Bijoux Deluxe</font> as Raspy Tranny[*]<font color=yellow>Jazzmun</font> as Mercedes[*]<font color=yellow>Fred Lusch</font> as FTM[*]<font color=yellow>Kelly Mantle</font> as Bartender[/list]
The original press releases are available from <A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/cgi/gofuton.cgi?action=listings&id=home&sort=air_date>this page</a> at the Futon Critic.<center></center>
First though, tonight's CSI: Miami back at its usual time of 10:00pm will be entitled <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season3/speed_kills.shtml>"Speed Kills"</a>, and features the apparent crime of passion against a man who'd been speed-dating. Directed by <font color=yellow>Fred Keller</font> (<A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season2/wannabe.shtml>"Wannabe"</a>) and written by staff writers <font color=yellow>Sunil Nayer</font> and <font color=yellow>Marc Dube</font>, the episode was given the following synopsis by<A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/>The Futon Critic</a>:
<font color=yellow><blockquote>Richard Laken is found killed by a tire iron outside a lounge following an evening of speed-dating. The team discovers his car is covered with acetone, which traces back to one of the female guests. She reveals that she dated Laken and he dumped her, so she doused his car with nail polish remover for revenge, but she didn't kill him. Now, when Horatio and the team learn that Laken recently witnessed a serious assault at a Miami Heat basketball game, they are on the hunt for two perps instead of one.</font></blockquote>
"Speed Kills" will feature the following guest cast:<ul>[*]<font color=yellow>Mark Devine</font> as Richard Laken[*]<font color=yellow>Deborah Zoe</font> as Kelley Sloane[*]<font color=yellow>Marcus Chiat</font> as Chad Gibbs[*]<font color=yellow>Susan Walters</font> as Mary Kinnan[*]<font color=yellow>Debi Mazar</font> as Rebecca Briggs[*]<font color=yellow>Rex Linn</font> as Det. Frank Tripp[*]<font color=yellow>John Ales</font> as Mike Tibbetts[*]<font color=yellow>Scott Williams Winters</font> as Fred Kinnan[*]<font color=yellow>Brian Poth</font> as Tyler Jenson[*]<font color=yellow>Boti Bliss</font> as Valera[*]<font color=yellow>Vanessa Bell Calloway</font> as Tonya Washington[*]<font color=yellow>Bradley White</font> as Stanton Hayes[*]<font color=yellow>Steve Cell</font> as Jack Webster[/list]Later in the week on Wednesday at 10:00pm, new kid on the block CSI: New York will roll on to TV screens with <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season1/rain.shtml>"Rain"</a>. Directed by <font color=yellow>David Grossman</font>, whose previous directorial credits include cult favourite Angel and the David E. Kelley legal comedy Ally McBeal as well as CSI: Crime Scene Investigation's <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season3/forever.shtml>"Forever"</a>, the episode was written by co-executive producer <font color=yellow>Pam Veasey</font> and was summarised by the <A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/>Futon Critic</a> as follows:
<font color=yellow><blockquote>A Chinatown robbery by three men goes south when one security guard is killed and the other mistakenly fires shots at a gas tank, burning two of the robbers alive. While investigating the heist, Stella uncovers a kidnapping plot involving the bank’s manager. Also, the team must find new clues when the kidnappers' ransom drop spot is blocked by an unannounced police terrorist response drill.</font></blockquote>
"Rain" actually caught producers and <font color=yellow>Melina Kanakaredes</font> (Stella Bonasera) in a rain storm in Central Park. The episode also features real footage of a police terrorist response drill that occurred during shooting. It will utilise the talents of the following guest actors:<ul>[*]<font color=yellow>Samantha Quan</font> as Joanne Cho[*]<font color=yellow>Matt Bushell</font> as Marvin Hummel[*]<font color=yellow>Alex Soi</font> as Luther Willett [*]<font color=yellow>Kym Hoy</font> as Nina Chang [*]<font color=yellow>Mark Kelly</font> as Rob Bloom [*]<font color=yellow>Andre Ware</font> as Tony Fenn[*]<font color=yellow>J. Scott Shonka</font> as Handyman[*]<font color=yellow>David Guzzone</font> as Kevin Moretti[/list]
The final instalment of the trio is Thursday's 9:00pm show in the form of original CSI: Crime Scene Investigation's 100th episode, <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season5/ch_ch_changes.shtml>"Ch-Ch-Changes"</a>. Penned by <font color=yellow>Jerry Stahl</font>, writer of many episodes including <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season2/felonius_monk.shtml>"Felonius Monk"</a> and <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season2/slaves_of_las_vegas.shtml>"Slaves of Las Vegas"</a>, the episode was directed by <font color=yellow>Richard Lewis</font> and was summarised as below by the <A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/>Futon Critic</a>:
<font color=yellow><blockquote>The CSI team investigates a transgender woman found brutally stabbed and mutilated. This leads the team into the fringe world of sex changes and transgenders in order to catch a killer.</font></blockquote>
"Ch-Ch-Changes" will feature the following guest cast:<ul>[*]<font color=yellow>David Berman</font> as David Phillips[*]<font color=yellow>Aisha Tyler</font> as Mia Dickerson[*]<font color=yellow>Archie Kao</font> as Archie Johnson [*]<font color=yellow>Sarah Buxton</font> as Wendy Jones[*]<font color=yellow>Kevin Fry</font> as Officer Mann[*]<font color=yellow>Raphael Sbarge</font> as Aaron Laner[*]<font color=yellow>Allen Lulu</font> as Stage Manager[*]<font color=yellow>Kate Walsh</font> as Mimosa[*]<font color=yellow>Cassandra Foreseter</font> as Pink[*]<font color=yellow>Deprise D. Bredcia</font> as Purple[*]<font color=yellow>Sam Anderson</font> as Dr. Hess[*]<font color=yellow>Marci Bowers</font> as Bev[*]<font color=yellow>Hunter</font> as Toni[*]<font color=yellow>Savannah Ajar</font> as Tippi[*]<font color=yellow>Don McManus</font> as Francis[*]<font color=yellow>Katy Selverstone</font> as Amber[*]<font color=yellow>Lindsay Crouse</font> as Dr. Mona Lavalle[*]<font color=yellow>Peter Breitmayer</font> as Ed[*]<font color=yellow>Lee Hardin</font> as Dina Amber[*]<font color=yellow>Brian Beacock</font> as Irv[*]<font color=yellow>Jody Vaclav</font> as Mrs. Claus[*]<font color=yellow>Bijoux Deluxe</font> as Raspy Tranny[*]<font color=yellow>Jazzmun</font> as Mercedes[*]<font color=yellow>Fred Lusch</font> as FTM[*]<font color=yellow>Kelly Mantle</font> as Bartender[/list]
The original press releases are available from <A class="link" HREF=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/cgi/gofuton.cgi?action=listings&id=home&sort=air_date>this page</a> at the Futon Critic.<center></center>