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CBS recently released the promo for tonight's CSI: Crime Scene Investigation outing.
Entitled "Getting Off", the episode revolves around the death of Doodles the clown. In a sub-plot, "Grissom learns some surprising news about Dr. Robbins."
The 30-second trailer is available for download online from the official CBS web site. For those of you with slower connections, here's a transcript:<dl><dt>CBS THURSDAY
<DD>[Establishing shot of a carpark at night.]<DD>[Text: 'Thursday']<DD>[The CSIs approach, putting down their kits.]
</dt><dt>JUST WHEN CSI THOUGHT THEY'D SEEN IT ALL
<DD>[A man, Donny Zanks (known as "Doodles"), lies dead on the tarmac.]<DD>[Sara bends down over his body.]<DD>Sara: "This is new."<DD>[Catherine inspects the body with Dr. Robbins.]<DD>[Close-up of Donny's face: a computer graphic highlights one of his cheeks.]<DD>Catherine: "It looks like he's got blush all over his cheeks."
</dt><dt>THEY'LL FACE THE UNEXPECTED
<DD>[Catherine shines the UV light over the Donny's dead body.]<DD>[She looks up.]<DD>Catherine: "Kind of looks like a clown."<DD>[Grissom sits behind his desk.]<DD>Grissom: "That makes sense."<DD>[Brass is surprised.]<DD>Brass: "It does?"
</dt><dt>SOLVING THIS CRIME
<DD>[Sara opens up a pair of double doors.]<DD>[A computer screen shows a picture of Donny in clown make-up.]<DD>[Catherine and Sara visit Bobby, the clown agent.]<DD>[A clown practices his art.]<DD>[Bobby stands behind his desks.]<DD>Bobby: "Strippers are down the hall girl, this is clowns."<DD>[Catherine shows him her badge.]<DD>Catherine: "No kidding."
</dt><dt>IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
<DD>[A door opens, revealing Grissom and Brass on the other side.]<DD>[Greg stands in the lab, ready for action.]<DD>[Sara and Catherine talk to a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Stern, in their home.]<DD>Mr. Stern: "We hired a clown; what we got was a smackdown."<DD>[Several hazy images of Doodles float across the screen.]<DD>[Another clown in grey make-up offers his opinion.]<DD>Clown: "The creep was a parasite."<DD>[Text: 'TV's Most-Watched Drama']<DD>[Bobby sits behind his desk, looking at a photo of the victim.]<DD>Bobby: "That's Doodles."
</dt><dt>A CASE BECOMES A CIRCUS
<DD>[Doodles walks across a room and picks up a telephone.]<DD>[An image of Doodles looking pained? laughing.]<DD>[Close-up of Grissom.]<DD>Catherine: (off-screen) "So that leaves us with what?"<DD>[Sara looks despondent.]<DD>Sara: "Nothing."
</dt><dt>A GREAT NEW CSI, CBS THURSDAY
<DD>[Text: 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - New Episode - Thursday 9/8C']</dt></dl>
To download the trailer in streaming Real Media format, head over to the CBS web site.<center></center>
Entitled "Getting Off", the episode revolves around the death of Doodles the clown. In a sub-plot, "Grissom learns some surprising news about Dr. Robbins."
The 30-second trailer is available for download online from the official CBS web site. For those of you with slower connections, here's a transcript:<dl><dt>CBS THURSDAY
<DD>[Establishing shot of a carpark at night.]<DD>[Text: 'Thursday']<DD>[The CSIs approach, putting down their kits.]
</dt><dt>JUST WHEN CSI THOUGHT THEY'D SEEN IT ALL
<DD>[A man, Donny Zanks (known as "Doodles"), lies dead on the tarmac.]<DD>[Sara bends down over his body.]<DD>Sara: "This is new."<DD>[Catherine inspects the body with Dr. Robbins.]<DD>[Close-up of Donny's face: a computer graphic highlights one of his cheeks.]<DD>Catherine: "It looks like he's got blush all over his cheeks."
</dt><dt>THEY'LL FACE THE UNEXPECTED
<DD>[Catherine shines the UV light over the Donny's dead body.]<DD>[She looks up.]<DD>Catherine: "Kind of looks like a clown."<DD>[Grissom sits behind his desk.]<DD>Grissom: "That makes sense."<DD>[Brass is surprised.]<DD>Brass: "It does?"
</dt><dt>SOLVING THIS CRIME
<DD>[Sara opens up a pair of double doors.]<DD>[A computer screen shows a picture of Donny in clown make-up.]<DD>[Catherine and Sara visit Bobby, the clown agent.]<DD>[A clown practices his art.]<DD>[Bobby stands behind his desks.]<DD>Bobby: "Strippers are down the hall girl, this is clowns."<DD>[Catherine shows him her badge.]<DD>Catherine: "No kidding."
</dt><dt>IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
<DD>[A door opens, revealing Grissom and Brass on the other side.]<DD>[Greg stands in the lab, ready for action.]<DD>[Sara and Catherine talk to a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Stern, in their home.]<DD>Mr. Stern: "We hired a clown; what we got was a smackdown."<DD>[Several hazy images of Doodles float across the screen.]<DD>[Another clown in grey make-up offers his opinion.]<DD>Clown: "The creep was a parasite."<DD>[Text: 'TV's Most-Watched Drama']<DD>[Bobby sits behind his desk, looking at a photo of the victim.]<DD>Bobby: "That's Doodles."
</dt><dt>A CASE BECOMES A CIRCUS
<DD>[Doodles walks across a room and picks up a telephone.]<DD>[An image of Doodles looking pained? laughing.]<DD>[Close-up of Grissom.]<DD>Catherine: (off-screen) "So that leaves us with what?"<DD>[Sara looks despondent.]<DD>Sara: "Nothing."
</dt><dt>A GREAT NEW CSI, CBS THURSDAY
<DD>[Text: 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - New Episode - Thursday 9/8C']</dt></dl>
To download the trailer in streaming Real Media format, head over to the CBS web site.<center></center>