DetHiggins
Police Officer
This is a collection of one shots (also found on FFN). They are based off of Friends (as you can tell from the title). I'm starting this on my sixth one because it's one of my funniest ones. Oh the pairings (almost forgot): Mac/Stella, Danny/Lindsay, Hawkes/OC, and Flack/Angell!
Disclaimer: I do not own the CSI:NY characters or the FRIENDS storylines. If I did own CSI:NY, Mac and Stella would be together.
Notes: Here we go. No worries. None of my characters are going to cheat on anyone. It’s just having a bit of fun with the boss man. Like always, enjoy.
The One With The Fake and Real Flirting
Mac Taylor walked into the lab having folded his coat over his arm. Kelly, Danny, and Stella were in the break room. Kelly was sitting on the counter sipping coffee. Stella and Danny were sitting at the table talking. When Mac walked in, Kelly had the perfect idea of how to embarrass him. She wolf whistled at him.
“Looking good,” Kelly told him with a straight face. Danny and Stella were laughing, and Mac was blushing.
“Liking the new shirt, Mac,” Kelly continued. Mac had turned a deep shade of red. Danny and Stella were having trouble breathing they were laughing so hard. Kelly was enjoying this so much. She finished the coffee. Somehow she kept a straight face throughout this.
“The maroon looks nice on you. Brings out the color in your eyes,” Kelly walked out. When they couldn’t see or hear her anymore, she started laughing hard. She walked into the DNA lab. Hawkes was in there. He looked up at her. He gave her a puzzled look. She smiled and gave him a little wink.
“What was that for?” Hawkes wondered.
“Oh, nothing especially if Mac comes in,” Kelly laughed.
“What did you do?” Hawkes slid up behind her and helped her put on a coat. He was too close for lab work or anything other than romantic purposes.
“I thought we were keeping this professional,” Kelly turned around. They were too close. She could smell his new cologne. Now she regretted getting him this cologne for his birthday. It made her weak at the knees breathing it in.
“We have… uh… DNA to process,” Kelly said trying to get back to work. Hawkes stepped back. It took all she could not to push him against the table and kiss him. It took that, and Mac walking in with Stella.
“Well, hello, Detective Taylor,” Kelly ‘flirted.’ Hawkes and Stella started to stifle laughter. Mac rolled his eyes, but he still blushed. She gave a half wolf whistle. It was just a whistle to get under Mac’s skin. She kept a straight face even though she was having more fun with him this time than in the break room. Kelly winked. Mac rubbed the bridge of his nose and ran a hand through his hair in embarrassment. He walked out of the DNA lab.
“Now I know how you get him to leave you alone while you work,” Hawkes said throughout his laughter. Stella regained her composure. Kelly didn’t smile or laugh. It was like she was actually seriously flirting with Mac, flirting with no quotes on it.
“Any results?” Stella asked them.
“Well, before Kelly came in, I got the results, but so far no hits in CODIS,” Hawkes stopped laughing. He looked over at Kelly. Could he have found a more perfect girl to fall for? He didn’t think so. She looked beautiful that morning.
“Hawkes, buddy, are you okay? My eyes are up here,” Kelly smiled. Hawkes snapped out of his daze and blushed. He looked down at his report he was handing to Stella. She left to find Mac and give him the report. Hawkes slid right up against Kelly. He put his hands on her waist.
“Hawkes, are you insane? Mac could come in,” Kelly didn’t exactly want to stop him so she didn’t. He kissed her on the cheek and was about to move to in on her mouth when they heard someone clearing their throat. Hawkes took a step back. They looked at who cleared their throat. Had it been Mac, they would have had a heart attack. There in the doorway was none other than Detective Don Flack. His face was both shocked and amused.
“Well, I suppose I should tell Mac,” Flack began to walk away. Hawkes and Kelly looked at each other for a fraction of a second. Kelly sprinted and pinned Flack to a wall. Hawkes was behind her.
“I swear that if you ever tell Mac I will not stop before he knows everything that you and Angell did in this lab,” Kelly threatened. Flack got the message loud and clear.
“I just never would have guessed you two. When did this happen? After the undercover thing right?” Flack asked. Kelly nodded.
“Just be more careful in the lab,” Flack warned. It took all she could to not yell something like hark who’s talking. She knew that if she did Flack would tell Mac. It was going so well between Hawkes and her. Now someone knew. How would this change things?
“Kelly, Hawkes, what the heck are you two doing to Flack?” Danny asked.
“You see, Hawkes, this is how you pin someone against the wall,” Kelly was trying to cover her tracks. Hawkes nodded.
“I’ll be sure to note that,” Hawkes replied. Kelly let go of Flack. He made a quick getaway. Kelly and Hawkes turned towards Danny.
“Need some moves for your girlfriend, Sheldon?” Danny asked. Kelly and Hawkes looked straight at him.
“No, I’m good in that area,” Hawkes answered. Kelly decided to leave those two and go to the break room. Stella and Mac were in there. Kelly stood outside coming up with another line to use on Mac. This
was too much fun. She knew she was pushing it, but even though she would probably end up with two weeks of night shift, it was worth it.
“Mac, flirting with Stella? You just broke my heart,” Kelly couldn’t keep a straight face this time. Stella was laughing with her.
“Sorry, but I was not flirting,” Mac scowled.
“Yeah right,” Kelly said knowing about the two of them. Mac glared at her. He was sick of the ‘flirting.’ He was not in a good mood for ten o’clock in the morning.
“Okay, just trying to add some humor to the lab,” Kelly put her hands up. She then added, “Anything on the case? You haven’t talked to Flack yet, have you?”
“Nothing new. No we haven’t talked to him yet,” Stella said. Kelly breathed an inward sigh of relief.
Notes: Short I know. I just wanted to have some fun playing around with Mac. I am watching the episode Jamalot so that is where I got the idea of messing with Mac. I hope y'all liked it. Please review!
Disclaimer: I do not own the CSI:NY characters or the FRIENDS storylines. If I did own CSI:NY, Mac and Stella would be together.
Notes: Here we go. No worries. None of my characters are going to cheat on anyone. It’s just having a bit of fun with the boss man. Like always, enjoy.
The One With The Fake and Real Flirting
Mac Taylor walked into the lab having folded his coat over his arm. Kelly, Danny, and Stella were in the break room. Kelly was sitting on the counter sipping coffee. Stella and Danny were sitting at the table talking. When Mac walked in, Kelly had the perfect idea of how to embarrass him. She wolf whistled at him.
“Looking good,” Kelly told him with a straight face. Danny and Stella were laughing, and Mac was blushing.
“Liking the new shirt, Mac,” Kelly continued. Mac had turned a deep shade of red. Danny and Stella were having trouble breathing they were laughing so hard. Kelly was enjoying this so much. She finished the coffee. Somehow she kept a straight face throughout this.
“The maroon looks nice on you. Brings out the color in your eyes,” Kelly walked out. When they couldn’t see or hear her anymore, she started laughing hard. She walked into the DNA lab. Hawkes was in there. He looked up at her. He gave her a puzzled look. She smiled and gave him a little wink.
“What was that for?” Hawkes wondered.
“Oh, nothing especially if Mac comes in,” Kelly laughed.
“What did you do?” Hawkes slid up behind her and helped her put on a coat. He was too close for lab work or anything other than romantic purposes.
“I thought we were keeping this professional,” Kelly turned around. They were too close. She could smell his new cologne. Now she regretted getting him this cologne for his birthday. It made her weak at the knees breathing it in.
“We have… uh… DNA to process,” Kelly said trying to get back to work. Hawkes stepped back. It took all she could not to push him against the table and kiss him. It took that, and Mac walking in with Stella.
“Well, hello, Detective Taylor,” Kelly ‘flirted.’ Hawkes and Stella started to stifle laughter. Mac rolled his eyes, but he still blushed. She gave a half wolf whistle. It was just a whistle to get under Mac’s skin. She kept a straight face even though she was having more fun with him this time than in the break room. Kelly winked. Mac rubbed the bridge of his nose and ran a hand through his hair in embarrassment. He walked out of the DNA lab.
“Now I know how you get him to leave you alone while you work,” Hawkes said throughout his laughter. Stella regained her composure. Kelly didn’t smile or laugh. It was like she was actually seriously flirting with Mac, flirting with no quotes on it.
“Any results?” Stella asked them.
“Well, before Kelly came in, I got the results, but so far no hits in CODIS,” Hawkes stopped laughing. He looked over at Kelly. Could he have found a more perfect girl to fall for? He didn’t think so. She looked beautiful that morning.
“Hawkes, buddy, are you okay? My eyes are up here,” Kelly smiled. Hawkes snapped out of his daze and blushed. He looked down at his report he was handing to Stella. She left to find Mac and give him the report. Hawkes slid right up against Kelly. He put his hands on her waist.
“Hawkes, are you insane? Mac could come in,” Kelly didn’t exactly want to stop him so she didn’t. He kissed her on the cheek and was about to move to in on her mouth when they heard someone clearing their throat. Hawkes took a step back. They looked at who cleared their throat. Had it been Mac, they would have had a heart attack. There in the doorway was none other than Detective Don Flack. His face was both shocked and amused.
“Well, I suppose I should tell Mac,” Flack began to walk away. Hawkes and Kelly looked at each other for a fraction of a second. Kelly sprinted and pinned Flack to a wall. Hawkes was behind her.
“I swear that if you ever tell Mac I will not stop before he knows everything that you and Angell did in this lab,” Kelly threatened. Flack got the message loud and clear.
“I just never would have guessed you two. When did this happen? After the undercover thing right?” Flack asked. Kelly nodded.
“Just be more careful in the lab,” Flack warned. It took all she could to not yell something like hark who’s talking. She knew that if she did Flack would tell Mac. It was going so well between Hawkes and her. Now someone knew. How would this change things?
“Kelly, Hawkes, what the heck are you two doing to Flack?” Danny asked.
“You see, Hawkes, this is how you pin someone against the wall,” Kelly was trying to cover her tracks. Hawkes nodded.
“I’ll be sure to note that,” Hawkes replied. Kelly let go of Flack. He made a quick getaway. Kelly and Hawkes turned towards Danny.
“Need some moves for your girlfriend, Sheldon?” Danny asked. Kelly and Hawkes looked straight at him.
“No, I’m good in that area,” Hawkes answered. Kelly decided to leave those two and go to the break room. Stella and Mac were in there. Kelly stood outside coming up with another line to use on Mac. This
was too much fun. She knew she was pushing it, but even though she would probably end up with two weeks of night shift, it was worth it.
“Mac, flirting with Stella? You just broke my heart,” Kelly couldn’t keep a straight face this time. Stella was laughing with her.
“Sorry, but I was not flirting,” Mac scowled.
“Yeah right,” Kelly said knowing about the two of them. Mac glared at her. He was sick of the ‘flirting.’ He was not in a good mood for ten o’clock in the morning.
“Okay, just trying to add some humor to the lab,” Kelly put her hands up. She then added, “Anything on the case? You haven’t talked to Flack yet, have you?”
“Nothing new. No we haven’t talked to him yet,” Stella said. Kelly breathed an inward sigh of relief.
Notes: Short I know. I just wanted to have some fun playing around with Mac. I am watching the episode Jamalot so that is where I got the idea of messing with Mac. I hope y'all liked it. Please review!
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