CSI Musical- humor/drama/angst (all three shows, various ships)

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I was bored the other night and started writing and this is what came out. It's silly stuff, but anyway...

Pairings in this are: Greg/Riley, Mandy/Nick, Wendy/Hodges, Cath/Griss, Sofia/Brass, Eric/Natalia, Calleigh/Jake, Ryan/Maxine (Valera), Stella/Mac, Danny/Lindsay, Flack/Angell


I may write more in the future, but this is all I have so far. I may not get to type all of it tonight and I may decide just to post one "episode" at a time. :)


Song One: Storyline
Sung by: Grissom and Sara (both at the same time, but they are both in different locations- Griss in Vegas and Sara sailing on the boat wherever it was Ecuador or something...)
Mood: Drama/angst


I can't do this anymore
It's finally time to close this door
I don't know why I ever thought that we would last
I've got to put all of that in the past

It's time for me to move on, start a new
Make a life without you
It seems clear to me
That we were never meant to be
It took so long for me to see

It's painful, but I must let go of you
'Cause now I see what's true
I wish you all the best
But it's time to put these feelings to rest

But please know
That no matter where I go
And no matter what I do
I will never forget you
We had some good times
But this is the end of our storyline.


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Song Two: All Riled Up
Sung by: Greg and Riley
Mood: Humor, Romance

Greg: Hey girl, there you are.
Do you know you're my lucky star.

Riley: Please stop right there
Don't say it, don't you dare.

Greg: I can't help how I feel
Trust me when I say this is real

Riley: I think we should just stay friends
'Cause it'll hurt too much when it ends

Greg: Baby, don't be so cynical now
We'll make it work somehow
You can't deny the chemistry
Going on between you and me
Trust me when I say it's true
I'm all riled up over you.

Riley: Greg, please stop right there
Losing our friendship is something I can't
bear.

Greg: That won't happen, trust in me
I promise that I'll make you see
When we kissed under that mistletoe
I didn't want to ever let go
Believe me what I say is true
I'm all riled up over you.

Riley: I don't know what to do
Greg, I really do like you
When it comes to romance I am insecure
It's so hard to be sure.

Greg: You know they say life's a dance
You never learn if you don't take a chance
Don't run away and hide
Can't we just give it our best try?
There's nothing else I'd rather do
Than be all riled up over you.

Riley: It really was a great kiss.

Greg: When I aim, I never miss.

Riley: Yes, I guess that is true.

Greg: I'm all riled up over you.

Both: Let's seal this with a kiss times two.

Greg: I'm so riled up over you.

(They kiss, the song ends)
 
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I like this idea :) Some nice ships although I'm mostly Calleigh/Horatio when I watch Miami. More soon!
 
Song three: Tricky & Dandy
Sung by: Nick and Mandy
Mood: Romance, humor


Mandy: He sings to me in that sweet voice
And my heart just has no choice
I know this is real life and not a romance film
But I can't help but fall for him

(Nick walks into the room)

Nick: Oh, Mandy, there's something I've been meaning to ask you
But, I wonder if it's the right thing to do

Mandy: You can ask anything you want to ask
Whatever it is, I'm up for the task

Nick: Run these fingerprints for me please

Mandy: Nicky, dude, don't be a Texas-sized tease

Nick: Will you go out with me?

Mandy: Yes, I will indeed
I thought you'd never ask me

Nick: Oh, Mandy... you really are quite dandy

Mandy: Oh, Nicky... you really are quite tricky

Nick: I am tricky

Mandy: That's my Nicky

Nicky: You are dandy
I bet you taste just like cotton candy
Oh my, my, my Mandy

Mandy: It's true that we get along
But, why are we singing this silly song?

Nicky: I really don't have any clue


Both: All I know is that I am falling... in love with you.

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Song Four: Apology
Sung by: Wendy and Hodges (with an appearance by Bobby)
Mood: Angst, humor, romance, anger

Hodges: I know I've said it all before
But, I think I'll say it just once more
I'm sorry that I upset you
It was never my intention to

Wendy: Hodges, what do you want with me?
I am busy, can't you see?
I have DNA to process here
And with you standing there I can't think clear

Hodges: Don't you know how I feel?
My feelings for you are real

Wendy: What feelings do you mean?

Hodges: You haunt my every dream

Wendy: All you see when you look my way
Is my chest and that's a truth your toy betrayed

Bobby: You really don't have a clue do you?
Wendy, the man is in love with you.

(Wendy's jaw dropped and she was stunned into silence)



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Song five: PureJoy (takes place much later than Song one)
Sung by: Cath, Gil, ARchie, Henry and Judy
Mood: Friendship, romance

Gil: Hey, Cath. How have you been?

Cath: You should know that you're my best friend

Gil: What would you say if I said I want more?

Cath: I'd say you're the one that I adore

Archie: Put their names together and you've got PureJoy
Their chemistry is undeniable, oh boy

Gil: Do you think that we could try?

Cath: My love for you cannot be denied

Henry: PureJoy, the meaning of their names

Judy: PureJoy, this is not a game

Archie: These two are the real thing

Judy: Soon they'll be exchanging rings.

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I'll post more later on. :)
 
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Song 6: The Date
Sung by: Sofia, Brass, a random cop and waiter & hostess
Mood: Humor, romance


(Brass pulled out his phone)

Brass: Hey, Sofi. It's Brass.

Random cop: Sofia's a really lovely lass.

Brass: Let's go out for a cup of joe.

Random Cop: He misses her so.

(Brass and Sofia are at the diner)

Brass: I've really missed you, Sof.

Waiter: Our special is meatloaf.

Sofia: I'll have a salad and a tea.

Hostess: I think those two are meant to be.

Sofia: Would you mind giving me a kiss?

Brass: I would glady grant your every wish.

(They kiss)

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Miami:

Song one: Eden Is Beautiful In Their Own Way
Sung by: Random labrats
Mood: humor, romance

(Eric and Natalia are working together)

Labrat 1: Would you look at those two?

Labrat 2: They really don't have a clue.

Labrat 1: They are a beautiful mess.

Labrat 2: Those feelings will never rest.

Both Labrats: Eden is beautiful in their own way
They need to realize their feelings are here to stay
True love cannot be denied
And it will never, ever die

(Eric and Natalia share a smile)

Labrat 1: See the smiles that they share?

Labrat 2: They really don't see what's there.

Both Labrats: Eden is beautiful in their own way
And they will realize it all some day
They belong together
In love forever

(Eric looked at Natalia and it's like a light bulb goes off in his head. He kisses her)

Labrats: Eden is beautiful in their own way
Maybe now they will never stray
That kiss is pretty hot
Looks like they're giving love another shot
Eden is beautiful in their own way
And hopefully now love is here to stay.

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More later. :)
 
Miami Song #2: "I'm right here"
Sung by: Jake and Calleigh
Mood: Worry, romance, love


(Calleigh was worried about Jake. She didn't know if he was okay. Tears were in her eyes. When he walked out of the elevator, she ran to him and hugged him).

Calleigh: I was so worried about you.
If you were hurt, I don't know what I'd do.

Jake: It's okay, I'm right here
So please don't shed another tear.

Calleigh: I don't know why I thought I could walk away from us
It was always more than simple lust.

Jake: I quit my job as a U.C.
'Cause with you is where I want to be.

Calleigh: Kiss me now, it's been too long
Hold me in your arms so strong.

(They Kissed)

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Miami Song #3: The Proposal
Sung by: Ryan and Maxine (Valera)
Mood: Romance, love

(Ryan walked into the DNA lab. Maxine smiled at him.)

Ryan: Good morning beautiful, how are you?

Maxine: It's nice to see you too.

Ryan: There's something I've wanted for so long
And these feelings are so strong.

Maxine: I think I know what you mean.
Being with you has always been my dream.

Ryan: There's something that I want you to see.

(He pulled something out of his pocket.)

Ryan: Maxine, will you marry me?

Maxine: Of course I will, you're my guy.
I love you so much, Ry.

Ryan: I can't wait to say I do.

Both: I can't wait to marry you.

Maxine: I can't wait to be your bride.

Both: Always have you by my side.

(He put his hand on her stomach.)

Ryan: You really do drive me wild.
And I can't wait to meet our child.

Maxine: Do you think its a boy or a girl?

Ryan: Doesn't matter, we'll give them the world.

(They kissed.)

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NY: Song one: Dreams of You
Sung by: Mac and Stella
Mood: romance, love

Mac: Stella, you are my best friend.

Stella: You'll be mine until the end.

Mac: Now, I realize what's true.

Both: My heart has always belonged to you.

Stella: When I'm asleep in bed

Both: Dreams of you invade my head.

Mac: Now I know what is true.

Both: I belong with you.

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NY Song Two: New At This
Sung by: Danny and Lindsay
Mood: Romance, understanding, love

Lindsay: Last night I had a funny dream.

Danny: Then why did I hear you scream?

Lindsay: I found there was more than one kid in here.

Danny: Sounds more like a nightmare.
That does nothing to dissolve my fears.

Lindsay: This isn't any less scary for me.

Danny: I know, Linds. That's not what I mean.

Lindsay: I'm new at this too.

Danny: Yeah, I guess that's true.

Lindsay: We'll learn this together.

Danny: I promise to be here forever.

Lindsay: Good cause I can't do this alone.

Danny: I've got some things to atone.

Lindsay (shakes her head): Let's leave all that in the past.
And make sure that this time we make it last.

Danny: Don't worry, Linds; we'll make it through.
I will always be here for you.

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NY Song Four: The kiss
Sung by: Don Flack and Jessica Angell (with Samantha Flack)
Mood: Romance, love

Angell: That kiss was really hot.

Flack: Yeah, it really hit the spot.

Sam: Donnie, you've gotta get down on one knee.

Flack: Jess, will you marry me?

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LV Bonus Song: Greg's Coffee
Sung by: Greg and Nick
Mood: Friendship, sharing

Nick: Hey G, may I have some of your special coffee please?

Greg: Well, since you asked nicely
But, it'll be kind of pricey.

Nick: Yeah, you've drilled that into my head
So, I'll let you win our bet.

Greg: Do you mean it?
Is it true?

Nick: Yes, it is.
Yes, I do.

Greg: My coffee is Hawaiian blue
But, I'll share it with you.

(Greg handed Nick a cup of coffee.)

Nick: Thanks, G. You're a great friend.

Greg: Yep, we're buds till the end!

(end of song)

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Okay, that's all I've got written. I don't know if I'll ever write anymore or not.
 
I know what happened to Warrick and all... I mean I was there. But any chance of anything yobling-y? Also, I think this would be really cool if it was more a CSI musical-- like with somea actual text and dialogue. Right now it's almost an Opera-- no spoken parts.

Just thinking that would be fun. Some stage directions and dialogue to push the story forward. It's up to you though. You've just got a broadway freak here who really loves a good musical. And trust me... this is SO good. Quite fun actaully.
 
I've always wanted to write a CSI musical fic (ever since I watched the Buffy musical ep which is my all time fave ep lol), but I've had trouble trying to get the forensic stuff into a rhyme and such. :lol: This was just something silly I wrote to tide me over until I could (hopefully someday) think of a proper musical "episode". :lol:

I don't ship Yobling, but I could try to write a little something for you, if you want. Maybe a song about Warrick's spirit watching over Cath or something. I might try that later on. :) Hopefully I'll get inspired.
 
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Not a lot of people DO 'ship YoBling anymore these days. But I sure do. I think I always will. I would love it if you'd try to fit something in there. I mean... as long as it's within your comfort zone. I know I wouldn't be able to write a Grillows or catnip piece if someone asked me to so... I get it if you don't want to.

Thanks though. I look forward to viewing your attempt... should you make one.
 
Well, I did enjoy the friendship between Cath and Rick. :) I don't mind writing something about them. I'll try to see if I can come up with one for them later tonight. :)
 
Okay, I tried to write something for Cath/Warrick. This is what I came up with:

Song Title: Why did you have to go?
Sung by: Cath and Warrick (in spirit form of course)
Mood: Angst/drama/love


Catherine was cleaning her house when she found a framed photo in a drawer. It was a photo of the group. She ran her finger over Warrick's image. Tears filled her eyes.

She started to sing softly:

Cath: Why did it have to happen?
Why did you have to go?
There was so much left to do here
So much more I wanted to know

She did not see it, but a glow appeared in the corner of the room. The glow grew brighter until it formed the shape of Warrick Brown.

Warrick: I'm not gone, I'm still around
To pick you up when you fall down
I'm watching you from up above
Just reach out, you'll feel my love

Cath could not see or hear Warrick, but she felt something touch her shoulder. "Warrick?" She whispered.

Cath: I don't know what I thought I'd find
Myabe I'm starting to lose my mind

Warrick: I'm here, I'll always be
Looking out for my family
That's what you, Lindsey and the team are...
You are everything to me

Cath: I miss you more than you'll ever know
Why did you have to go?


Lindsey walked into the room. "Mom, are you okay?" She asked, concerned. She saw the picture Cath was holding. "Oh, Mom. I know you miss him. But, I know he's watching over us. He'll always be with us... in our hearts and our memories." She hugged her mom.

"Thanks, Linds." Warrick whispered before disappearing.

(end)​
 
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Song Title: My Angell
Sung by: Don Flack
Mood: Angst/drama/love



She was so beautiful and true
Jess, I'm really missing you
My Angell's gone to heaven, so I will have wait
To see her again because of the cruelty of fate

My Angell, so beautiful and sweet
I can't wait till once again we meet
The truth is I'll love you babe till the day I die
But now that you're gone, all I can do is cry

I miss you, my Angell... girl
I hope you know that you were my world
I held your hand as you slipped away from me
Now that you're gone, it's just so hard to believe

Yeah you're gone to that home above
My Angell, my Angell ... of..... love.
 
Aww...the latest song was so sad but cute at the same time. Damn, I miss FLANnEL, and Angell :(

I've never read this before, but I found myself laughing and "aw"ing the entire time. Really cute. Love the SMACked song :adore:
 
dear, you have made an incredible job!!!!!!!!! I loved the Buffy musical too. But this is very special
I don't watch anything else except CSI NY however the Yobling song made me shed a tear!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And i LOVE the Smacked song. what can i say? More please!!!!!!

Many hugs Debbie :D
 
Genius- CSI Musical!!! Can you imagine if there was a episode were they were all singing... like that Scrubs episode "My Musical" but it would be more dramatic!!!
 
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