CSI: Miami horror stories

dogbert14

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I just had the most awesome idea: let's all create horror stories involving CSI: Miami. It will be like the "Quotes you WON'T hear" thread, only involving a specific subject. Here's a couple examples of mine:

The Watcher
A man went to the National hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed. The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. All he saw was blue. He couldn't make anything out besides a distinct light blue color, unmoving.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" The man told her that he had and she said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a detective named Horatio Caine killed himself in that room after breaking his sunglasses, and his ghost haunts it. But he was not ordinary. He was superhuman in every way, except for his eyes, which were blue."


The Caruso Statue
A mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the city. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the statue of David Caruso in the corner of the bedroom with a blanket or cloth because she thought his acting on CSI: MIami was annoying. The phone line was dead silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house. We do not have a statue of David Caruso!"
 
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight (picture of sunglasses) and sound (gun shot) but of mind. You're moving into a land of both luminol and scuba gear, of DNA and fingerprints. A journey into a wondrous land of Hummers and bikinis. Next stop, the CSI: Miami Zone!

WORST HORROR STORY: Super-H's red hair gets messed up in an explosion.
 
I just had the most awesome idea: let's all create horror stories involving CSI: Miami. It will be like the "Quotes you WON'T hear" thread, only involving a specific subject. Here's a couple examples of mine:

The Watcher
A man went to the National hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed. The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. All he saw was blue. He couldn't make anything out besides a distinct light blue color, unmoving.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" The man told her that he had and she said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a detective named Horatio Caine killed himself in that room after breaking his sunglasses, and his ghost haunts it. But he was not ordinary. He was superhuman in every way, except for his eyes, which were blue."


The Caruso Statue
A mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the city. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the statue of David Caruso in the corner of the bedroom with a blanket or cloth because she thought his acting on CSI: MIami was annoying. The phone line was dead silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house. We do not have a statue of David Caruso!"



Hehehehehhheh Dogbert, who would want a statue of David Caruso anyway?
 
who would want a statue of David Caruso anyway?

Well, TV Land cable channel has been going around putting up statues of Mary Tyler Moore and Jackie Gleason, among others. So, maybe they might put one up. If it was Calleigh... Well, I better not state my plans here in case it could be used in court.
 
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