CSI Miami Bloopers

This is the thread for all bloopers that could happen on the show. My friend and I came up with a list of bloopers.

1. Horatio forgets his one liner.:drool:
2. He stabs himself in the eye with his sunglasses while saying his one liner.
3. Calleigh accidently ruins her leather clothing by spilling some DNA on it.
4. Frank loses his accent.
5. refer to number 4 but with calleigh.
6. Natallia trips on her high heels while walking down the corridors of the building.
7. Delko tries to speak Spanish to a suspect who dosen't speak English. He says something innaporiately by accident and gets smacked in the face.
8. Alexx being the medical examiner she is, can't figure out the cause of death of the victim . She makes up a bullshit reason instead.
9. Wolfe is at the gun range, holds a gun like he's going to shot a target but the gun dosen't work. He gets frustrated and grabs another gun and shoots random things as if he was in a western movie.
10. Horatio shoots at a suspect and misses. [The Horror]:eek:
11. Alexx's long hair compromises the victim.
12.In " Crime Wave," during the scene when H is standing on the bow of the boat, looking imporant and godlike. The boat is heading toward Steve Riddick, the boat crashes into something underwater and H is flung out of the boat.
13. When Delko gets shot in the head, H begins laughing uncontrollably.
14. When Alexx peforms the autopsy on Speed, Speed who is supposed to be dead sneezes. :lol:
15. As soon as H puts on his shades, they break.:lol:
16. H says his one liner but the screams of Roger Daugtry starting the theme isn't heard. H keeps trying again untill the theme starts.


Wow, I apologize for that really long post. I'll add more later. If you guys have any ideas for bloopers , feel free to post them here.
 
10. The Hummer (H-mobile) runs out of gas.
9. Calleigh mistakes a 22 for a 45.
8. Eric runs out of air or gets the bends while scuba diving.
7. The boom mike comes down too far and cracks the Sunglasses of Justice.
6. Alexx is performing an autopsy and accidentally cuts into the actor portaying the stiff.
5. Walking down the beach, EVERYBODY trips in the sand.
4. Walking down the beach, the cameraman trips in the sand.
3. In a scene supposedly in Miami, you can see the Hollywood sign in the background.
2. In a hotel room set on the studio lot, instead of David Caruso entering the door to speak to Alexx, in walks William Petersen AND Gary Sinise, arm in arm.

... and this one really happened once on a CSI:NY set...
#1. They find a REAL dead body.
 
2. He stabs himself in the eye with his sunglasses while saying his one liner.

6. Natallia trips on her high heels while walking down the corridors of the building.

8. Alexx being the medical examiner she is, can't figure out the cause of death of the victim . She makes up a bull**** reason instead.

13. When Delko gets shot in the head, H begins laughing uncontrollably.

16. H says his one liner but the screams of Roger Daugtry starting the theme isn't heard. H keeps trying again untill the theme starts.

Man these ones cracked me up :guffaw: I can well imagine those happening :lol: Good job :thumbsup:
 
I know EOMM in real life and came up with #10-13 :cool:

Here's more:

-In Guerillas in the Mist, when H's Hummer explodes, H does survive and come out of the Hummer.....only his shades are broken, he has singe marks everywhere, and he collapses.
 
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Horatio shoots at a suspect and misses. [The Horror]

To expand on that, H shoot a suspect, misses and hits an innocent bystander instead!

And more:

The Hummer won't start, they get out and push.
 
H shoot at a suspect, misses, and hits the gas tank of the Hummer causing it to explode. Horatio breaks down in tears.

A suspect punches Horatio in the face, breaking his sunglasses.
Horatio breaks down in tears.

Calleigh says she is leaving the force and moving out of state. Horatio breaks down in tears. But it turns out to be a practical joke for a blooper show or Candid Camera.
 
At the end of To Kill A Predator, H kicks the crap out of the pedophile.

Stetler (appearing from the living room): You're on candid camera!
 
Hey I'm back! I thought of some more bloopers!


1. Horatio standing in his typical stance. His head cocked to one side. He ends up snapping his neck and screams in pain.

2. In " A Rock and Hard Place,'' when H and Alexx are talking when Alexx is leaving, H says: " The door is always open.'' Instead, he replies: ''The door is locked. You N************* *censor*. Alexx and H start cursing each other then saying goodbye.

3. In " Tunnel Vision.'' Natalia shoots a victim who was a threat. She ends up killing the victim. Frank shows up and celebrates instead of yelling at her.

4. Natalia reveals something to Calleigh that she shouldn't. Eric and Ryan are both fathers of Natalia's unborn child. [Maury Povich] [sp?] can testify with that statement.] Calleigh passes out in horror.

5. Stetler is telling Calleigh that she can't work on the case anymore. Calleigh who is usually calm and collected, starts throwing misc objects at Stetler. Stelter passes out. Suddenly, Ashton Kutcher barges in and says: " You just got punked!''


Well these weren't the best as the previous ones. Feel free to post any more funny bloopers. Bye Bye!
 
5. Stetler is telling Calleigh that she can't work on the case anymore. Calleigh who is usually calm and collected, starts throwing misc objects at Stetler. Stelter passes out. Suddenly, Ashton Kutcher barges in and says: " You just got punked!''

What??? Hahahahaha:guffaw:, I would love to see that *picturing it:wtf:*
 
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