CSI game - The neverending sentence !

We're trying to write a sentence that's as long as possible. Anyone can post, but you can only add ONE WORD at a time. (contractions count as one word.). Do not double post ! It doesn't always have to relate to CSI (all three ), but it should primarily be about the characters and shows, although it can be as ridiculous and as funny as you want.

Oh and it helps if you copy and paste the sentence so far and then add your word that way people don't have to go through the whole thread!
And I don't want obscene stuff !

I will start :
Sara

 

kicked

 

this thread may be a nice idea, but would be incredibly spammy as people would only type one word per response.
sorry but im going to lock it down.