This was one of the random e-mails my sister sent me the other day and it really made me laugh - I wish I had the courage to do some of them! -------------------- 14 things to do in Tesco, rather than shopping!! 01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him / her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.' 05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO!....... It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!" --------------------- They would definitely make shopping more fun! Would work equally as well in other shops such as Asda or Morrisons. Hope they make you laugh as well!
There was a post exactly like this in the jokes thread, and another thread for pranks to play at Wal-Mart.
Hate to be a party pooper but I work for Tesco and a lot of those things won't work, either cos the fixtures don't allow it (hiding in clothing racks), we don't have the departments you're talking about or most of our staff aren't stupid enough to believe most of them. The only thing that would happen is you'd be kicked out by our security and management staff. Would be entertaining for us staff to watch though cos it's fun watching people get thrown out. Brightens up our day lol.
Ah Golden_Smile, don't worry about not finding it, because it was stated as Walmart pranks And the one in jokes thread, well that you cannot search. So nothing to apologise