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Nose piercings are the only ones I kind of weird out on. It's only because the first thing I do if I feel a sneeze, is grab my nose. ...That'd be so painful if I felt the backing.... uhhhh, *runs out of the room*

Currently, I'm reading "Bleachers". Next up, "A Death on the Barrens". A true story.

*looks at screen* *rubs eyes* *looks again* OMG! Baba! You're here! Did you get time off for good behaviour? ;) Nice pic, btw.

:lol: Yeah. I wonder who could've turned you into an avatar? ;)

No! It is not! Stop your laughing while you're at it! :mad:

Not too sure where to post this, so I'm putting it here: REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late...

Proof of Global Warming

:lol: I'm going to have to tell my friend this one. :lol:

That's excellent.

Yup. Loooooove them. :D OLP don't tour the U.K.? That is so sad. *cries*

For any of you who like Korn. They are going to be in studio tonight. Live. All of 'em. 10PM EST You can listen to them on HTZ-FM.

*giggle, giggle, THUD* And now a blonde joke from me :p How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's whiteout all over the screen.

That's odd. I have no problems opening it.

Oh God. That's truly disgusting. *pukes* l l V Oh, no. I don't bite my nails. But I do know plenty of people who do. My sister for one. I carry nail clippers around everywhere. You never know when you might catch a nail. *twitch*

I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Creed?????? :eek: *BARF* And I'm sorry Baba, but you are wrong. Pearl Jam are incrediblely awesome, I grant you that. But it's THE HIP that ROX.

"You're looking at my chest again. Aren't you? "Consider this payback." Happy Birthday TallyHo.

I know this isn't really a joke, but I just got this from my friend yesterday. I literally fell off the chair laughing. Three times and counting. :lol: My mum, dad and a couple of their friends heard it tonight. They were all in tears. So here's the link: How to describe an accident

I ordered The Hip's new Hipeponymous boxset last week. It was released yesterday. I checked my order status just now.... :D *doing backflips and cartwheels* Status: Your order was processed at 12:19:41 PM on Wednesday, November 02, 2005. Hipeponymous Isn't it beeeeeautiiiful????? :D :p

:lol: Seriously. LOL Nearly fell off the chair. :lol: Good job, bringing the thread back. I've been wondering where it went to.

This is about the only joke I can share. The rest, well like DaWacko said. Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get away from Col. Sanders. :lol: And what the hell is a chav? :confused: