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79% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I'm not sure if this qualifies as a spoiler but better safe than sorry. Valera wasn't in 'paypack' which sucked ass, it was all about Snake Lady and her orange skin. Doesn't she know that everyone's favorite DNA tech is Valera? She needs to get clued in, by Ryan...with a shovel.

Aye, Aye! Adam is awesome. He gives us the good stuff. Kinda like that one good waiter who doesn't bust out the crappy coffee but gives you the good stuff. He's just so fantastical.

This is weird... More people in China speak English than in the US 45% of dollar bills you'll ever own have been in a stripper's g-string. All I have to say is...ew. 40,000 Americans are injuried by toilets a year. :lol:

Yeah, just go to Valera's house and don't watch the DVD named "Toy Story", it's a decoy! That is not the Toy Story you think it is. It's a whole different toy.

Nirvana is a great band. I have their CD somewhere in my room...if only I could find it. I went to a LP show once a summer ago with my friend. Project Revolution tour. It was pretty good.

Oh, second season. Their own porn would be hot. Er, not that I'd watch it, mom.

Well, I haven't seen one but I'm going to guess that porn does make your troubles go away. I must of not been paying attention but what episode does Valera confess/tell them that she likes porn? Ryan should go to her house and join her on the couch. Maybe they'll get some ideas from the porno.

Yeah, she's one of my favorites on the show and should be a regular. Valera actually has a purpose on the show.

Killer date was a good one but also a sad one. The one where Valera left. And then Ryan was all sad. Valera = awesome.

George W. Bush and Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder, are 9th cousins once removed. :lol:

:lol: yeah, she would do that. What's your favorite Valera/Ryan episode, anyone? Or atleast a good Valera one.

Yeah, like when they brought back Ray. There went H's chance at Yelina. And this thing now with snake. It's the ultimate plot against ships on Miami. I smell conspiracy.

Blinds will join Snake Lady on the list of Those who ruin good ships. Besides Donahue. They're so perfect for each other, it's kinda sicken in fact. But I will deal with it. Better than Snake Lady and Ryan. Ew.

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

If you were to bang your head against a wall for an hour you would burn 150 calories. However, you may lose more brain cells. :lol:

Coconuts kill more people a year than sharks do. About 150 people die from coconuts a year.

Here's something, some of you might now this though. When Japanese game makers created Donkey Kong they intended it to be named Monkey Kong but during translation someone messed up Monkey and Donkey. Thus, a monkey was named Donkey Kong.

She's conspiring against all the CSI women! I knew it! Damn Snake lady. She's going after the men to prevent our ships. Poor Ryan, I'm sure Valera will make him feel better, after a smack to the head.

maybe something around the time of 'killer date'? That may be over used, I haven't read that many R/V fics so I'm not sure.