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    Parents Television Council Slams 'CSI'

    And yet... South Park isn't listed under any of those. Along with vulgar prone Trailer Park Boys and Da Ali G Show, all awesome programs I enjoy because they're funny, and I know they offend people. South Park is great. I think all kids should watch it. It teaches important lessons, such as...
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    Everyone's age?

    You're only 14? Tsk tsk. You shouldn't be making fun of people older than you. *Cough*Cough... iMat. --iMat
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    Everyone's age?

    You're so young and pure. You should be outside chasing boys and gossiping. Not lurking here with predators like me. Go, live your youthful innocence, before society and everything bad sodomizes you of it, in which you will be destined to live in the shadows and only remember the light of your...
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    Horatio VS Grissom

    Except the ass kicking department. BAM! POW! 9mm in between the eyes! Horatio Caine, badass motherf*cker. --iMat
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    Rory Cochrane To Exit 'CSI: Miami'

    Re: Rory Cochrane To Exit 'Miami' I'd thought you'd Miami stomper would be overjoyed. I for one don't care. It'll be wierd, but just another problem for H. Caine to tackle, which makes him just that much more kick ass. --iMat
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    CSI: autographs advice and how to be successful

    KICKASS! DAVID CARUSO! But that's all that matters. Who do you send to? --iMat
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    Ayelsworth Joins 'CSI' Team

    HEY! I will quote WHO I WANT, and WHEN I WANT!!! I am iMat. No one corrects the iMat, unless you want to see yourself in the shower on the Internet for $5.99 a month. --iMat
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    Irregular Heartbeat Sidelines Petersen Temporarily

    I bet David Caruso doesn't have problems like that. --iMat
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    Fox Returns To 'CSI'

    See what I mean? But if you want to know the truth, Eads, Fox, and a couple suits had a little visit from me, and my little friend Mr. Chainsaw. --iMat
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    Fox Returns To 'CSI'

    See... it was just a big publicity stunt. Eads will come to his senses and rejoin. As for Cochrane, it's sad to see someone go, but at least badass Horatio will still be around. If anything, I think Speedle should be shot dead in an episode if he left. THAT WOULD BE COOL! So Caine is yet...
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    Ayelsworth Joins 'CSI' Team

    What? She's sweet and virgin? In 24, she was a complete bitch. Not really, but she did kick some ass, and was dead serious. --iMat
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    Moonves Defends Firings

    At least there will be more Brass and Greg. --iMat
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    Petersen, Helgenberger Respond To Axings

    He's learned to shut up and lay low for awhile until both parties calm down. Going out and making a fuss out of it with CBS is just swallowing your capsule. --iMat
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    Breaking News: CBS Fires Fox, Eads

    Yellow... hmm... piss.... I know! You're pissed!!!??? I'm good. --iMat
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    Industry Reports Shed Light On Shock Sackings

    Damn bigshots. I would be contempt with $100 000 an episode, which equals to about 2.3 million a year for a couple hours for shaking my ass on set for a few hours a week. --iMat
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    Breaking News: CBS Fires Fox, Eads

    Perfect... Operation Miami Domination has begun. It is only a matter of time now... --iMat
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    Horatio VS Grissom

    I love it when you don't lie. --iMat
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    Horatio VS Grissom

    Hey. You're right. Horatio does take shots for the team. He's always putting himself on the line (blaming himself for incidents), just to see his team get the job done or stay out of harms way. Not like Grissom. He's always like "I'll just supervise", and crawl under a rock or something until...
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    Horatio VS Grissom

    Horatio shows it more. He would clean up the blood himself, and stitch her up (same way he helped out Cal when she had leeches sucking on her leg), and he could kick his directors ass for saying anything remotely negative about his team. --iMat
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    Horatio VS Grissom

    Well, I just saw "The Accused is Entitled". If it was in Miami, Horatio would kick that bitch's ass back to hell. And that cocky old guy as well. --iMat
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