A couple weekends ago, me and two buddies had to do a film of "Macbeth". This is the result:
C's Dad: Whaddya want for lunch?
Me: I'm up for anything, but not Asian.
D (who is asian): Oh yeah, well guess what? I don't want Irish food!
Me: I'm not Irish!
D: Damn.
*camera rolling*
C: OK, say...