:lol: and then they end up being banned for life after scarring a poor little girl and her poodle! :lol:
the pic:
Stella: *thinking* he's about to jump me, I know it!
Mac: Steady old fella.....*grunt* oh what the hell. *grabs Stella and runs to the the bathroom* :lol:
Love Song
by 311
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am fun again
How ever...
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
an FHM magazine. It's a magazine that they *should* have wherever you are. I have the entire book of FHM bar room jokes and true stories. and the gorilla and the lion is also from there and the parrot swearing as well.
Mac is like looking down to his *ahem* saying : Don't move, Godammit! I'm trying to enjoy the zhow! :lol: sadly, they end up in the bathroom in the end :lol:
And me! I wanted to grab Mac and bang his head against the floor while saying ," Are you blind or just plain stupid?? cuz Stella's right there, wet, and you're not jumping her!"
:lol:
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:lol: i think the perps would just stop in shock and stare like:
Perp: Dude.... :eek: it's HUGE!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: she's not 5'1, she's 5'8 1/2! :lol: I checked out every web about her I could find, they all pretty much say the same. If she WERE 5'1 , I'd be taller than her! :lol: I think she's a little over 100lbs, I'd say barely 110-115, like you said.
OMG! :eek: those are drop dead gorgeous! where are they from? an interview? and is it in her ranch, cuz I saw a slide in the background so i'm assuming that was for her kids.
I got a couple which have been stuck in my head, waiting for this thread to come back up!
Why Don't You Kiss Her - Jesse McCartney
We're the best of friends
And we share our secrets
She knows everything
That is on my mind
Lately, something's changed
As I lie awake in my bed
A voice...
oooh :devil: Gutter! :devil: then maybe Stella DOES walk in with teal tank top and is grinning at Mac. She asks him "Do you like?"
What do you think Mac'll say? :devil:
:lol: I like that idea! And then maybe it might spread to the morgue and the team and Peyton would get jealous and break up with mac so SMACKED would always be together
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Danny's walking by Mac's office, eating a burrito. The blinds are pulled shut so no one can see through.
Stella: *from inside* *moaning* Oh, Mac! That feels so good!
Mac: *chuckling* I know, i've still got it
Stella: I'll take off...
:lol: That oughta be told to Dylan! :lol: so cute!
I could see Dylan asking, "did the knight and lady have a baby? maybe a boy named Dylan! and Bumpy!!! and a dog named Blue!: :lol:
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I got another one:
Stella's walking by an empty lab.
Lindsay: *scuffling sound* Ow! Danny! Not that far up!
Danny: *grunting* Well i'm sorry but it's that long! I can't shorten it! wait, i dont want to!
Stella's eyes are wide, in...