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^^ Lucky! I bought a box of those Premium crackers, some salmon cream cheese, and a bowl of hot, soothing soup. :)

You saw MCH, Rise Against, and OLP? MAN I am SO jealous of you! *pulls hair in fustration* Which concert did you like the best?

That reminds me of Craig from Malcom in the Middle. :lol: You know, the fat dude who already is a total dweeb without being so totally specific on ordering stuff. :lol:

Only went to one concert in my life. It was for Avril Lavigne. She really can't sing, but she's cute enough. My friend went to the last Destiny's Child concert, the last one they were going to preform. I wanted to go so bad, but we don't have that kind of money.

*giggles uncontrollably* :D Man, I've no idea why that was so funny to me. :)

Texan: “Where are you from?” Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.” Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?” I apologise deeply for Harvard grads and Texans. I just couldn't resist this joke. :lol:

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'. 'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient. The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?' The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you...

Joshua seems quite popular, I noticed.

Nail polish. It stinks, though.

Gosh, I wish Canada had the resturant Sonic here. I saw an addie for it on TV. Or do they?

I want to see Archie wearing bright, bright pink one day. And he says when people question him, "I'm trying to relive the old crazy shirt days when Greg was back in the lab." :lol:

Oh gosh I know I posted only a little while ago but I used to have a nightmare that would go on and on for weeks when I was a kid. It turned so bad that I was afraid to go to sleep. I still get it sometimes. It's when me and my sister (yeah, I know, lousy grammar) are out in the car with my mom...

A shirt from American Eagle.

I dreamt that my crush was dead. He had blood on him and was badly scraped, like thte body from Down the Drain from CSI. Creepy.

^^ I love that genie one. :lol: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go...

Chicken. Chickenchickenchiken and a bit of leftover Halloween candy on sale. Hahaa.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”...

Ooh I didn't know this thread was here! Yay. I love these brain freezers.

^^ Omgosh. I like that one. Two men walk up to a very beautiful blonde. They talk a bit and later the blonde says, "If I roll this number with my die, will you give me 20,000 dollars? If I don't, I'll go to sleep with both of you." The two men thought that was a fair chance of winning , and...

That's kinda neat. I, as a female, definitely react and laugh like crazy while my guy friends are laughing too- only they're laughing at me because I giggle so much.