^^I think something similar happened on Family Guy. Licking the toad. :lol:
A kangaroo's foot is the biggest in the animal kingdom. And I heard they can jump over a bus- but I'm not quite sure if that's true. I love patting kangaroos- they're so cute.
Not really a random fact, but my teacher once got caught on a field trip with 100 students in a storm and they couldn't catch the ferry back to Vancouver. So he order 25 pizzas from Pizza Hut and the guy laughed. He thought it was a practical joke.
There are always the insult jokes. (If you don't mind.)
You're so ugly a blind man wouldn't marry you.
You're so stupid you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
You're so dumb you tried to drown a fish.
You're so stupide you were locked in a grocery store and died of...
^^ The link is kinda weird, it won't let me play. Or maybe I'm just really impatient. :lol: Man, I love the 2 questions joke, I nearly died. I dunno why, but I think its hilarious.
^^ I learnt BEDMAS. Brackets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction. Nearly the same.
Thats a little creepy.
Random fact- Greg Sanders is hot. :lol:
Biting your fingernail is the worst- it's equivalent to licking the toilet bowl lid 10 times.