Dan: So I was in the park the other day, when I just happened to pass by a tramp who kinda looked like you...
Cal: FREEZE! I MEAN IT DAN! DON'T YOU DARE MOVE! THERE'S A HUGE GNAT ON YOUR FACE!
Dan: (frozen) Okay, okay.
Cal: (speaking just above a whisper) Keep still... WHACK! Ok, its dead. Dan...