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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Me: Is it weird to put on glasses and listen to Elton John?... -Erin: Ummm... -Me: And then take them off and listen to Akon? -Maggie: You listen to Akon?! -Brittany: I hate school! That's why I'm gonna drop out! -Mrs. L: Yeah! Way to go! Live under a bridge! -Mrs. L: Professional...
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    My b-day was in November...and while I hate adding old wood to the fire, it got me I wanted and for that I'm happy...hmmm....hey writers, y'all forgot my birthday, too...Letitworkletitworkletitwork...
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    Hmmm...new name...I need me some Brain Beans....WHAT!? I'm out of M&M's?!...Sorry...Sandle-withdrawl effects me funny...need...Sandle...Whaddabout thos pictures I was promised?...Aye...ya'll ignored my birthday so could I at least see those pictures? ;) Not really mad, just playing around with...
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Mrs. L: This is what I use to get back at bad students. -Jordan: A crescent wrench? -Mrs. L: Yeah. If you hit 'em good at the base of the skull, you get rid of them...Wanna see? -Jordan: Take a hard swing. -Walker: Chihuahuas Gone Wild!....'I was attacked by a rabid chihuahua'...It's...
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    Please be Sandle...I wrote SANDLE on my hand in permanant marker today in Spanish class...Taylor and Shelby looked at me funny...who cares...SANDLE!!!
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Josh: We need a classroom pet...Buster. -Maggie: I am not touching him! -Josh: Would you rather have a rat? -Maggie: Yes. -Jeremiah: Are we going to have to stick our hands into anything dangerous? -Mrs. L:...Only you. -Mrs. L: H2S is also toxic and it has a cumulative effect, which...
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    Child Obesity - Should Parents Be Blamed?

    Sorry to interrupt anything and without reading any other statements made herein, I'd like to give my answer to the question in the thread's title. No. But Mike Huckabee should. *Not attempting to start anything* Down with Huckabee! Free to be fat!
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    Aw, gaw!!! Didn't you get my message? There were pictures mentioned and I've seen pictures but I don't think those were the pictures I'm all worked up about, because I don't think those are quite Sandle-ey enough to make me rant like this, but I can't remember what the pictures were of I just...
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    Dang it, it never fails to impress me just how hot they'd be together...sigh... PICTURES!!!
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    HOLD IT! I ain't been here in a while and DANG IT I know that, but I did catch mention of some Sandle Promo pics and this thread's in 'Hold Up Wait A Minute' mode until somebody elavorates further...like tellin me how I can see said photos... Oh and conversion #2 (Put me in the deli, I'm on a...
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Oh, if you want dumb stuff written in various places this was from Oral Comm. -Walker: Why do you have 'delinquent' and 'alcohol' written on your calendar? -Mrs. F: Because sometimes students ask me to spell words and I need a visual. -Walker: Spell fetus. -Mrs. F: F-E-T-U-S. I can spell that...
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Dustin: You're a fetus. -Walker: Your mom's a fetus. -Mrs. L: You are what you eat. -Jeremiah: So if you eat McDonald's burgers are you plastic? -Mrs. L: If you eat McDonald's burgers you are in trouble, you will die of a coronary artery disease. -Jordan: Uh-oh. -Buster: What if you...
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    Re: Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmakin' Effect" Conversion Semi-Complete...my dad now doesn't think Sara and Grissom'll stay together! Yay, Daddy! Oh, and if we lock Eric and Jorja in a room together save room for me and the Moose-Cam...the kids at Quiz Bowl have learned to fear it...teachers, too.
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Okay, so we've been doing testing all day so in Oral Comm., our insane teacher, Mrs. F, took down her Testing: Do Not Disturb sign and put up one that read, 'Disturbed: Do Not Test'...let the hilarity ensue... -Mrs. R: Can I come in? It says you're still testing. -Mrs. F: No, read it again...
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    Beh...it's all a cover-up. They'll act like 'NO! It's GSR!' and then one day they'll be like, 'Ha ha we fooled you, it's really Sandle' and then we can be like 'Joke's on you we knew it all along, fools!'....yup...I like conspiracies!
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Mrs. L: Don't tell me Morgan's in agri, she's too prissy. -Jeremaih: Guess what I got from my grandma for my birthday? A stainless-steel dagger. -Mrs. L: Just what you need. Who are you going to sacrifice? Buster? -Jeremiah: That hurt me...deeply...Wait, are you calling me some kind...
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Mrs. L: I'll have Jordan beat for distrroying school property. -Dustin: That's not school property. -Mrs. : I'll have you beat for running your mouth. -Dustin: Psychological hospital, what? Geometry -Evan: When you hit sine on your calculator, what does it do? -Mrs. B:...I don't...
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    Sara/Greg #9 - "The Fannysmackin' Effect"

    Sorry, extreme week...gotta do band contest, direct a play and (hopefully) participate in quiz bowl...SO STRESSED! Need Sandle...Oooh, 'Who Shot Sherlock' is coming on this week! Sandle need satisfied. Oh. And, do you remember the fic I wrote called 'Trusting a Stranger'? I added a new chapter...
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Josh: Luster? -Mrs. L: You've got luster,too, but this is a different kind. -Buster: I've got Buster-Luster! -Mrs. L: We're not even going there. -Mrs. L: Do y'all like shiny stuff? [Class agrees] I like shiny stuff, too...It distracts me. -Mrs. L: Francium is the most reactive...
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    From the Mouth of High School

    Science -Maggie: They call these twin tip pens, but they're on different ends and they're nothing alike...they should be called brother/sister tip pens. -Mrs. L: If you ever want to know what a Special Ed. class is like come to my 8th period class. -Maggie: What are you learning about? -Mrs...
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