H (as in hooker :lol: ) : *seductive voice* This is Apple Pie...
N: Hey, yeah. I'm looking for, uh, a date.
S: :rolleyes: *mutters* Yeah, 'cause that's totally believable, Nick.
N: Shh! *glares playfully*
H: A date, huh?
N: Yeah, I was thinking, how about you come over here and I'll tell you...