Bret Michaels has left the hospital! http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/bret-michaels-released-from-hospital-expected-to-recover-fully-1550376.story?gt1=28135
That toilet paper commercial where the bears have lint hanging off their rear ends (are we allowed to say @$$?)
Drunk dialers
Tea Party members (in Arizona we used to call them Mechamites after an impeached governor)