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Dear Danny, This may come as a surprise to you,but even lowly cripples comb their hair and bathe before going to work. Disabled/=filthy slob. Just because your legs and magical man plumbing are currently out of order, that doesn't mean you have to inflict your nigh-visible funk onto your...

So, cripples are acceptable for public view--especially if they're to be used as pity props or Inspirations--but not gay people, because the fact that gay people exist might make tight-pantied, narrow-minded people angry? Your magnanimity astounds. Actually, your assertion that gay people...

Why do I suspect Flack as a "changed man" is Producer for "He'll act like a complete raging asshat for the sake of Teh Drama."? CSI:NY--Pimping out Its Characters' Integrity since S2. I'm all for him spinning out after Angell's death--if they'd done nothing after he lost his girlfriend and...

The cable guy is coming tomorrow with his fiberoptic salvation, so unless the wheezing power grid collapses under the weight of a whopping eighty-eight degrees(Note the sarcasm of a native Floridian accustomed to heat indexes of one hundred and five, please), I'll finally have TV. Just in time...

Wow! Congrats, Eddie. Now, how long until we hear about a new addition? He mentioned starting his family soon in a recent interview:thumbsup:

A wheelchair? AHAHAHA!! Oh, Lord. Unless they hired a limper as a consultant, it will be comedy gold, I tell you!! Gold! I can't wait to see how Danny, a wheelchair novice, effortlessly navigates the subway platform and isn't at all hampered by broken elevators. And if Lindsay wangsts about...

Wow, did Eddie look blotto squiffy in that A.J. birthday picture. :eek::eek: Tad grungy, too. Maybe it's because his face is so blotchy, as though he'd been crying, laughing his arse off, or puking behind the bar. Not one of his more photogenic moments, but I hope he had a good time.

So, Eddie has been submitted for Best Supporting Actor? ~Snoopy Dance of joy~ Yes, I know it's just to make the ballot and that he likely won't, and that even if he makes the ballot, he'll be destroyed by Patient With Ingrown Pubic Hair from Grey's Anatomy, but at least he's on there. Anna...

They nominated that festering turd? Why not "Dead Inside" or "Pay Up?" Those were light years better than the Melina Kanakaredes strokefest. I can only assume they thought it had the best chance of making the ballot since Melina's name was so firmly attached.

Oh, yes. This is just what the show needs, an aggravating know-it-all that makes Lindsay look absolutely appealing. The phrase Her textbook knowledge eliminates any impression that she's just a rookie... raises ten different alarms. It reeks of yet more pandering to fannish wish fulfillment...

My immediate reaction was to harrow my face and gibber and point and scream, "Burn! Burn the witch!", but upon further reflection, I decided to break it down by the numbers. -"Pay Up"--A(4) -"Grounds for Deception"--F(0) -"The Greater Good"--F(0) -"Yahrzeit"--A(4) -"The Past, Present, and...

Oh, Flack. Oh, sweetheart. I've long been an unabashed Flack/Eddie Cahill fangirl and sworn that any episode in which he was given a chance to shine would be stellar, and today, I am vindicated, because Eddie was phenomenal. I was worried that the writers were going to portray him as a stoic...

For those who have wearied of my lengthy screeds on why CSI:NY sucks, I offer you an abridged review of last night's episode: I couldn't have asked for a bigger, more insufferable pile of shit if I'd fed an elephant some Ex-Lax alfalfa and asked it to build me the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my...

Does anyone remember when Mac used to be a decent but damaged man with his heart in the right place and not a raving lunatic who engaged in the following illegal or unethical activities to achieve his ends: -stalking -harassment -intimidation -threatening to send an innocent man back to...

Dear CBS, Please to be shoving your blatant, clumsy-fingered emotional manipulation up your root cellar. I'm not talking about the episode proper, which was surprisingly effective and duly respectful of an exceedingly emotional and painful time in human history. I'm talking about the...

You know, I thought about the possibility of false spoilers, too, and the truly paranoid lizard brain immediately assumed that Angell's name had been substituted for Flack, and that Flack would die. Thus, Angell would be talking to Flack's father and giving him his son's badge. The loss of...

It'd be cute if it didn't look so obviously staged. "Oh, look!" Everyone showed up to pay tribute to the Antichrist, er, see the baby! Every knee to her shall bow, er, I mean, isn't she cute? And they all came together in the big, pink lab minivan. And they're artfully arranged, so that everyone...

It'd be cute if it didn't look so obviously staged. "Oh, look!" Everyone showed up to pay tribute to the Antichrist, er, see the baby! Every knee to her shall bow, er, I mean, isn't she cute? And they all came together in the big, pink lab minivan. And they're artfully arranged, so that...

"You just can't stand it when somebody has more power than you." When the ostensible villain of the piece rings truer than the purported hero, things have gone awry. The above remark was intended to paint Dunbrook as an arrogant cad who thinks he's untouchable, and he is, but it also...

Happy Birthday! ~offers cookies, booze, and the scantily-clad man of your choice.~