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    Grade 'The 34th Floor'

    I think I could like Jo Danville eventually, but unlike many fans, I did not like her in her first foray into the madcap world of CSI:NY. She wasn't dreadful or incompetent; in fact, I found her strong, confident, and smart. As the new female lead, she was exactly what the show needed as...
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    I'm sorry, but my "Won't someone think of the poor writers?" button popped its clogs right around the time of the WGA strike, when they spent so much time gnashing their collective teeth and dogpiling each other for access to the fainting couch and begging anyone who would listen to appreciate...
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    It's been seven years, and not one pic of Flack in blues for getting blown to bits saving a doofus in headphones, but Lindsay gets a departmental blowjob for plugging a serial killer in her PJs. There is no justice.
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    But...Danny has been working for the lab for twelve years, hasn't he? I thought Mac mentioned in S1 that he'd hired Danny six years before that, which would have been twelve years ago. Hence, Danny couldn't have been on patrol with Paulson ten years ago.
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    Maybe he hasn't had time to cut it since he became a father, or maybe he had another role that required floofy hair.
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    Flack in a tanktop.... :drool::drool: I wish I could be more eloquent, but the server monkeys who operate my linguo-cortex have abdicated their lofty positions to join the howler monkeys who reside in my underpants.
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    Flack in tight jeans...:drool:
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    Don't you know? We're all hanging out to see who gets first dibs on that fresh panty manna that just wandered into the lab. For fuck's sake, New York.
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    Yeah, Eddie's hair is...floofy. Maybe he's been watching too many shampoo commercials, or maybe floofy hair turns Mrs. Cahill's crank. I don't think it's his best look, but he's still adorable and happy, and hey, he still has hair, so...bonus. As to Anna's baby bump, the Grinch in me wants to...
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    Season 7 Spoiler Discussion - Welcome back to the Big Apple!

    Erm, so why is Lindsay being honored as if this were an on-duty act when she was in bed in her nightclothes and shot Shane deader than shit and sheetrock in her underpants? If cops got medals for popping perps in their skivvies, then Stella should have received a medal for capping Frankie in...
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    Grade 'Vacation Getaway'

    You guys deserve the time off. This statement from Mac to Lindsay inspired a CSI:NY Dance of Apoplectic Rage of such magnitude and severity that I dislocated my spine, sprained my shoulders, and kicked myself in the ass. If this post is riddled with non sequiters and typographical errors, it's...
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    CSI:NY Season 6 Spoiler Discussion - This City Never Sleeps

    Oh, boy, oh, boy. Does that mean I get to watch Danny and Lindsay gaze soulfully at one another while Lucy grins and shits in a tide pool? I can't wait.
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    Grade 'Point of View'

    So, Mac plummets three stories and suffers only a broken wrist and some broken ribs? All right, then. I guess he really is Super!Mac. I also bet he takes his awesome pills rectally. Asshole. I...just. Really? Clay Dobson fell three stories onto a squad car and died, but Mac falls a commensurate...
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    Grade 'Unusual Suspects'

    Oh, Flack, sweetheart, I love you so. That Flack remains a sweetheart despite the radical shift in his worldview and sense of self in the wake of Angell's murder and his decision to execute her killer is evident in his interactions with Sam, the young eyewitness. I've always suspected that...
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    Grade 'Tales from the Undercard'

    Usually on Thursdays, I take an hour or so out of my day--and precious writing time--to opine on the latest episode of CSI:NY, but sitting here in front of my keyboard, I find I cannot bring myself to give a shit about the show at this point, and I'm certainly not inclined to critique it. The...
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    Season 6 Ratings

    Well, it's hard to watch TV if your head has exploded.
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    Grade 'Redemptio'

    So, let me see if I have this straight: Danny Messer's pathetic failure to report the theft of his badge contributes to the death of two people--one a corrections officer--and facilitates the escape of Shane Casey from prison, and no one even reprimands Danny for his selfish thoughtlessness...
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    Grade 'Rest in Peace, Marina Garito'

    I get what they were trying to achieve with "Rest in Peace, Marina Garito." I do. I even give them credit for reminding folks that the crime doesn't necessarily end when the case does for victims' families. But with a few exceptions, the execution made me want to perform the CSI:NY Dance of...
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    CSI: NY Season 6 Spoiler Discussion - Solving Crime in the Empire City

    Re: CSI: NY Season 6 Spoiler Discussion - Solving Crime in the Empire Team Peyton or Team Aubrey? Oh, yes, Because who Mac might end up jellyrolling is the question that keeps me up at night and the remote in my sweaty fist. For fuck's sake. It's like Grey's CSI.:brickwall::brickwall:
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