Nick: God, is that you? *off camera* Grissom: No, it's me Grissom. Listen, I'm going grocery shopping soon and I'll need one of you guys to watch my grasshopers. Sara: Ooh Nick it's your turn now. Last time he made me watch his spiders...not cool.
Nick: Why is this guy's name on me all of a sudden? I swear it just appeared! (freaks out) Sara: Oh, I don't know... maybe we're on a TV show and it's showing the credits?!
It works Now Sara: What are you doing? Nick: Trying to see my brain. Greg told me that if I roll my eyes back into my head I can see my brain. He bet me that it was small and I'm setting out to prove him wrong.
Discussions Nick and Sara are having a discussion about their suspicious circumstances case and where they were going for their lunch date.
Nick: Wow, this episode has been on a whole three minutes and nothing bad has happened to me. Sara: Wait until you see who directed tonight's episode. Nick: You don't mean... Quentin Tarantino (behind the camera): I'm baaaaack. Nick: Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!
Nick: Hey Sara, what's that thing on the ceiling? Sara (rolls her eyes): Nick, I know how it is going to end up if I look up. Nick: You mean my lips on your neck? Sara (looks up grinning): Yeah.
Nick: "You know Sara, I can feel him looking down at me, wondering what to do to me next." Sara: "Who?" Nick: "God!" or Nick: "So this is Greg's bedroom, who would have thought he'd have a mirror on the ceiling." Sara: "Nick, this IS Greg we're talking about." Nick: "Oh yeah, why are we here again?" Sara: " I have no idea. He just said to meet him here, that he has something fun planned just for the three of us." Nick: "I'm scared now!"
Nick: Mmm... now why on earth is there wallpaper on the ceiling? Honestly, it doesn't even match the walls!! Sara: Nick, I'm not even gonna try to explain the theories and principles of interior design to you. *glances upward* Nick, you genius, that's blood! Oy!
Sara: What are you doing? Nick: There's...there's...a..bug..on the..c-c-ceiling. Lame. Only thing to expect from Queen of Lame!
Hey, I would be acting the exact same way if I were in Nick's position! And it's actually pretty funny, considering what Nick's been through. :lol:
Nick/Sara Sara: Nick, why are you hear? Nick: Hmmm, oh it's in the script Sara: no it's not... wait what? Nick: nothing...
Here's one: Sara: Nick, why are you looking at the ceiling? Nick: It's a hard lesson to learn, and i learnt it - the bad guys ALWAYS drop through the roof Sara: Okay... ( thinking: he needs therapy)
:lol: Nick: (sniffing prime suspect) Sarah: why are you sniffing him Nick: the answeres are always under your nose.