Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

There's a channel here in Canada, Showcase Diva, and they had this CSI:Miami commercial with one liners in it. My favourites were:

"You sent your bogus son to date their daughter so you could steal their gold" and "I think I hear your elevator." Another one I like that wasn't in the commercial is "Drive-by, Miami style." :lol:

I also have a favourite Stella line for shipper reasons: "I don't need coffee grounds to tell me how lucky I am to have you in my life Mac."

There's also a Cath and Grissom scene that is priceless:

Cath: (looking at a severed head) Definitely a crime of passion.
Grissom: You think a woman did this?
Cath: I could've.
Grissom: Scared of you.

I also love the Danny line from this season when he's sitting on the locker with the girl in it and he's like "Shut up. I'm on the phone here."

 

i always liked "there's enough explosive to kill you and make the cleaning crew very unhappy" from snow day

 

How about this one from Playing With Matches:

Flack: "Put it this way - if a dishwasher and a portal potty ever mixed it up, this thing would be their offspring." :lol:

And I don't know why, but I really like this one from Boo:

"Danny Messer: You're the one that killed that family, not the Devil.
Suspect: You're wrong. The Devil did kill them. And he came to me the night my sister died. I just didn't know enough not to let him in. "

 

I still love Flack's line to a suspect in interrogation, "You don't call, you don't write, I was starting to think you were seeing other detectives."

 

Girl: What about tomorrow?
H: Tomorrow.....is what you make of it.
CSI Miami from season 2


And CSI NY from season 5:

Flack: So you messed up my best suit!
Suspect: I give you the 49 bucks to buy another one!

 

I think the man juice comment was from either "Homebodies" or "All for Our Country;" the 2 parter that opened season 4. The "B" Case was a man who'd died in his bathtub after getting punched out in a bar fight. He left the faucet running, and it overflowed.


My favorite line from season 1 has to be "Evaluation Day" when Cahterine said she could cut a man's head off and stuff his body in a footlocker, and Grissom says..."oooh, Scared of you...." I just think that showed some of the humorous Grissom that was absent in later seasons. I miss that part of Grissom, seriously.

 

i love that line, its so funny how he is saying that

 

This is one of my all time favorite Danny/Flack scenes, and it's from the first episode, nonetheless. :guffaw:

Danny: Hey, mind if I swab him, Flack?
Flack: Be my guest. You won't have any problem gettin' his mouth open. He won't shut up.
Danny: I'd like to take a buccal swab for a DNA sample. It'll only take a second. Open up.
(Carson Silo – the homeowner shakes his head)
Danny: Sir, open up your mouth, please.
(Silo continues to shake his head.)
Danny: Sir!
Flack: Open your mouth, Mr. Silo. You like things with soft tips in your mouth, am I right?
Silo: Hey man, that's harassment ... ahhh!
(Danny grabs Mr. Silo's chin and takes the swab. Detective Flack stands up.)
Danny: Thank you.
(Danny caps the swab and heads to leave.)
Danny: Hoops on Saturday, Flack. Don't forget. (exits)

Flack never gets in trouble for these things.... :lol:

 

my fav line was when Grissom said,"Greg? Greg! Yo, MTV boy!" i never thought he knew about mtv.

 

I could make quite a list to answer this question. Let's just list some of them, then. I don't pay enough attention to Miami, so I don't have quote from there.

LV
Catherine: Never doubt, never look back. That's how I live my life.

NY
Stella: What do you do when you can sleep?
Mac: Work
Stella: No. What do NORMAL people do when they can't sleep?

Lindsay: Stella! Aren't you the... the official safety officer at the lab?
Stella: Yeah, that's my proud unpaid position. Why?
Lindsay: Well I've got this uhm... friend, she works upon a forensics lab in New Jersey, and... she's pregnant.
Stella: Oh, good for her!
Lindsay: Yeah, except she is nervous because you know, the chemicals and the processes that we do you know that could really harm the development of a baby right?
...
Stella: She is not alone, right? I mean, the baby has a father?
Lindsay: Yeah, yeah and he is great. It's just... you know I don't really know how ready he was for any of this so... well it's complicated.
Stella: But beautiful. Listen Lindsay, uhm... I'm sure if your friends' coworkers are anything like yours, they'll understand the situation and work with her, even be happy for her. It's gonna be ok.
Lindsay: Thanks.
Stella: You are welcome. Hey, uhm... tell your friend congratulations.


Stella: (coming in holding a box) Mac, if I told you to go home and get some rest, you would say...
Mac: What's in the box?
Stella: Of course you would.

Mac: For some, the greatest sin is to do nothing.

Stella: (Referring to sight viewer) There's blood on the coin slot.
Flack: Yeah, I like to do a little sight seeing after I commit murder.

Told you it'll be a lot.

 

haha i agree totally!! That's brilliant lol I remember the first time I heard it my chin hit the floor lol!!
My faves have to be ones that concern Flack and Danny in NY.
in Turbulence, season 5.
Danny: There's something in his head wound.
Flack: You mean apart from the large caliber bullet?
and
my signature from Sex, Lies and Silicone. Danny and Flack just play off each other so well.
in Miami:
When Eric and Speedle take a girls phone... (2x23 i think? could be wrong)
Girl: What am I supposed to do for three hours?
Speedle: I don't know. Stop talking?
haha priceless. I love Speedle.

 

In Dead Woman Walking..


Delko: Tell me about it. I heard radioactivity can cause temporary
infertility.
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck.
Delko: Yeah, or permanently screwed.
(De Soto walks up to Delko.)
De Soto: Hey, heard you were worried about having children. (He hands Delko a
small hand-held unit.) This should keep you safe. The bell rings if you get
near radiation.
(De Soto leaves. Calleigh leaves. Speedle lingers.)
Speed: That was nice.
^^
I just liked the way Speed said that.You had to watch it to understand.

 

Yea, it was funny the way he said it. And adorable too. *hugs Speed*

 

This line isn't exactly from one of the team, although you could call maddie some part of the las vegas team, she is after all deputy d.a.

Anyways this is from Grissoms Divine Comedy.

Maddie - why you? cause your the only one that won't screw it up.
Grissom - My team won't screw it up
Maddie - oh, right, your team, Warrick Brown got mixed up with a crooked judge, Sanders ran down a civilian while on duty, Miss Willows lied about being at a
crime scene among other things, and who can forget stokes your straight arrow suspected of killing his hooker girlfriend, then there's the phone call, you
phone me up, i get them out of it, if it weren't for me you'd have no team.
Grissom - are you done?
Maddie - sorry.

Its always makes me chuckle and is so true lol

 

mine has got to be,
H telling the suspect dont shoot, and the suspect pulled the trigger but of course H beat him to it then he siad,
'and they never listen'

also,
Ryan: Please tell me there's a reason that you dragged me here.
Frank: I need your help. LaBrock's giving order from the outside.I've been checking the visitation log...
Ryan: o.k, so you need help reading.
*pause*
Frank: Thats cute.

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Suspect:'Sherry told you?'
Frank: 'you should have paid her more, she belt it out like an opera singer!'