Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

I like it too. And then Ryans reaction: "Funny!" ... I cracked up. :lol:

It remembers me to Curse Of The Coffin when Eric says he will not touch the evidence because of the Santeria stuff and so Ryan has to do it. And Ryan says: "Ok, fine. I'm not scared." The look in his face... I love it! :lol:

One of the best lines i ever heard is not from a main character. It's from Miami Ep. Dead on Arrival and it's said by Myles Martini (the showmaster of the Marrying Kind) after Neil telling Kaitlin that she isn't the one.
Myles: " Kaitlin Sawyer, I'm affraid you're not the Marrying Kind. Please pack your bags."
The way he said it was so funny. :lol:

 

Here are some of my favorite lines from the shows

CSI: Vegas:

Catherine: Okay... Well, I have heard of some guys getting off in some weird ways... but humping an animal suit? Whatever happened to normal sex?
Grissom: What is normal sex?
Catherine: Uh... you think it's normal for a grown human to only be intimate with a talking animal?
Grissom: Well, Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was not to have any at all. After that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference. Some people obviously prefer the feel of fur to the texture of human skin.
Catherine: Well, I like a hairy chest, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go bop a six-foot weasel. (Fur and Loathing)

Sara: Everything in our experience tells us they're dead.. all four of them.
Nick: Doesn't mean we just give up.
Sara: No one's giving up. It's just that... you're acting like you're gonna rescue a person, not recover a body. And on this job that's not usually the case.
Nick: I was rescued.
Sara: It was not your day to die. When it's your day, it's your day. You know?
Nick: I don't think it was Cassie's day. (Gum Drops)

Doc Robbins (looking at the dead deer with a tutu on): Doe. A deer. A female deer...
David: It's not funny.
Doc Robbins: It's a little funny. (starts taking pictures)
David: Doc, I already took photos.
Doc Robbins: Not for my scrap book, 'ya didn't.
David: This is animal abuse.
Doc Robbins: The killing? Sure. The dress? Pet owners put sweaters on their dog's. (The Theory of Everything)

CSI: Miami:

Speed: Oh, you got a permit.
Ted: Yeah, that's right, from Parks and Rec.
Speed: Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night.
Ted: Whoa, hold on.
Speed: I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
Ted: You misunderstood me.
Speed: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap tequila-pushing ass and have you spend a night in lock-up with all the drunk and disorderlies and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
Ted: You know what? Maybe I, I should wait until you're finished.
Speed: That's a capital idea, Ted. (Spring Break)

CSI: NY

Flack: You messed up my favourite suit.
Sammy Chen: So I'll give you the 49 bucks to go buy another one.
(Mac laughs). (She's Not There)

Flack and Lindsay walk down the street; Flack is pushing a life sized silicone doll on a package cart)
Lindsay: Wow. Okay. How weird was that? There's no way that one of these could replace a real woman!
Flack: Oh I don't know, Linds. They're not bad looking. Think of all the money a guy could save on dinner.
Lindsay: (pauses) A doll?!? I mean I could understand if you dumped me for a real woman but a piece of plastic? What does she have that I don't have? Huh?
Flack: (to onlookers from outdoor cafe) Forgive my wife. She's not well. (To Lindsay) I'm gonna get you for that Monroe. Big time. (Sex, Lies and Silicone)

Flack: Can you give a description of the bird?
Stella: Yes, Flack. It was black, had a beak… oh and if flew with a limp.
Flack: I'm just trying to do my job (Smiles)
Stella: I mean, what are the odds? I was standing there and the eye went plop.
Flack: I am gonna get a cup of coffee. You want? (Smiles)
Stella: No, thank you. (Smiles) (No Good Deed)

 

In season 3 episode 8. when Ryan gets his first autospy and sees the victim has no head and goes "Alex...He doesn't have a head" and his reaction to that is like :wtf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLym37uNDdk

 

that's one of my favourites too

i think my favourite at the moment is:

peyton: so i decided just to cut the poor bastard's liver up and make a lovely paté and everybody in the lab just adored it!

:lol:

 

These are my favorite lines from the CSI: NY season 4 episode "Admissions".

Stella and Mac (in unison): Who discovered the body?
Flack: You two have been working together way too long.
A student came in here looking for her keys and...boom.
Mac: Boom? You and Danny have been working together way too long.

 

Calleigh (Miami): There are two ways this goes down, and either way, you're dropping the gun.

(From CSI)
Greg: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil: That would impress me.

 

From CSI:NY season 4 "Playing with matches"
A woman is found dead inside a public toilet
Flack (meaning the toilet): If a dishwasher and a port-a-potty were ever to mix it up, this would be their offspring.

 

Mac (to Dr Beaumont): you have the right to remain silent. use it.
:lol:

 

Pretty much anything that Frank and Horatio say on Miami

 

Here are my favorite Ryan lines of Miami...

Season 3:

"That's Hot..."

"Alex...He doesn't have a head."

Season 4:

"She's a case against the First Amendment..."

"We really gotta get cracking on those pot smoking kit theves around here."

"Or it could be sex...ever pushed aside a bunch of dinner plates to get some?"

Season 5:

"What I did...I did for everyone in this lab."

"You shot my friend..."

"Yeah...I said that too."

-"I still got it."

Season 6:

-Natalia: "Don't tell them how bad I am.
Ryan: Don't tell them I work here.
Natalia: Deal.
Ryan: Deal.

-"Wow, that's a nice upgrade."

-"Yeah she uh...saw through that too."

-"Oh, so you need help reading."

-"Actually...you caught you."

-"You already lost your job, but if you wanna save your ass.."

Season 7:

-"I'm sorry! I didn't want him lying in his own blood on the evening news...so I released the body!!"

-"I was following orders."

- Fighter: What are you doing?
Ryan: *Flashes badge* My Job.

- "Whoh! What the Hell was that!"

-"Did I tell you how much fun I was having."

-"This is a really nice place man, very classy, it has sort of a nice rustic vibe, I bet the ladies love coming here."

-"So you're looking for a vacancy hotel that doesn't blindfold you and shoot you in the chest."

-"It became my business when we started working together...pal."

- "I love the smell of decomp in the morning."


- "You know you wavied your rights when you tried to cook me in that house this morning!!"

-"I'm not going to tell you anything...so you can go to Hell."

-"I have secrets, don't tell anyone."

 

My favourite CSI: LV line from a non-regular character:

Stewart Lytle: [after seeing Wendy working in the lab] Beautiful people doing high-tech police work. There might be a series in this. :lol:

 

i love that line too! one of the things i love about CSI:LV is that they're quite self-referential and make in jokes, and that one was just brilliant. actually that whole episode was just brilliant.

 

This is my ALL TIME favorite Horatio line. It's from the CSI: Miami season 3 episode "Money Plane". The favorite line will be bold and underlined.

Horatio: Where would we find Mr. Marshall.
Murder victim's mom: He's in the office. (points in the direction of the office)
Horatio: Through the bikinis. Perfect.

 

I have so many, but from Las Vegas, I loved the one from Season One's Strip Strangler, where Catherine and Grissom are talking, and...

Catherine: Never doubt. Never look back. That's how I live my life.
Grissom: I admire that.

And I forget the episode, but Catherine goes "It's raining man juices?" and Sara goes "Hallelujah?" Just the delivery between Marg and Jorja is perfect, lol.

 

LOL! My favorite Horatio line is:

Horatio: Don't do it! (guy shoots at him and Horatio shoots back to kill)
Horatio: They never listen.