Crazy Caption Contest-Vegas Style!

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  1. Crysthala

    Crysthala CSI Level One

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    Sara: I'd like to refer a patient to you, if I could.
    Doctor: Certainly. Male or female?
    Sara: Oh, he's male. VERY male.
    Doctor: And what seems to be the problem?
    Sara: I'm not quite sure, but sometimes, he just... he says weird stuff, and he acts oddly.
    Doctor: "Acts oddly?" How do you mean?
    Sara: He talks... to... I mean, one time, he took one of my coworkers and put her in a jar... and...
    Doctor: How did you meet this man?
    Grissom: Hey Sara! Come here, I wanna show you something...
     
  2. ForensicRedneck

    ForensicRedneck Lab Technician

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    Sara: Doctor! You've got to help me! I keep having these random sleeping spells and I just - *Snore*
    Doctor: Miss Sidle? Miss Sidle, are you alright?
    Sara: *Snore* *Drool*
     
  3. Guest

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    Sara: nooo, of course I'm not allowing myself to become too emotionally involved in this domestic abuse case. Why do you ask?
    Shrink: Actually, Catherine asked me to keep you in here until she's done interviewing the suspect.
     
  4. nickstokesfan

    nickstokesfan Coroner

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    LOL!!! :lol:
     
  5. cofi_shot

    cofi_shot Captain

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    lol I like that. we've having some sort of continuity :lol:

    I'm not good at capping so I'll just appreciate your work. :D
     
  6. nicksarafan2

    nicksarafan2 Pathologist

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    Sara: So...what's up?
    Lady: May I help you...
    Grissom (in hall) Don't worry, I've almost got all the cockroaches!!
    Lady: WTF?!
    Sara: don't pay attention to him... wanna see my kit?1
     
  7. _Calleigh_

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    Sara: You see, I was wearing my hottest dress, lying on the couch with that sexy smile and a glass of wine in my hand... And he actually did nothing.
    Doc(staring in wonder): You mean he didn't even move?
    Sara: He just looked at me as though it was normal to wear a red evening dress during a shift and said "Ok Sara, I have a double murder for you tonight."
    Doc (stunned): *WTF?*
    Sara: Would you believe it?!
    Doc (drools): Er... No.
    Griss (enters the room): Are you speaking about me?
    (Sara glances at the doctor and nods)
    Doc: Mr Grissom, please, have seat, I think we should discuss about your mental problems.
     
  8. Guest

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    LOL I loved the first one about Cath in the jar and I love this one even more so.

    Now let me try my hand...

    Shrink: So tell me about this dream you had.
    Sara: Well there was this pig you see..
    Shrink: A pig.
    Sara: Yes a pig. And it was dead and was wearing a nightdown.
    Shrink: The pig?
    Sara: Yes, the pig. Then it started chasing me around the lab asking for my pickle.
    Shrink: Your pickle?
    Sara: Yes, *looking embrassed* cause you know it was dark in the lab and wanted to make a lighbulb.
    Shrink: *raises eyebrow* Go on.
    Sara: And then a butterfly landed on my nose. Then I woke up.
    Shrink: I see, and what do you think all of this means?
    Sara: I don't know. *suddenly looks hopeful* but do you think the butterfly landing on my nose means Grissom's going to finally ask me out.
    Shrink: Only if you're a GSR shipper
    Shrink:
     
  9. _Calleigh_

    _Calleigh_ Coroner

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    Hilarious! I love it! :lol:
     
  10. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Ypu guys are doing great here!

    Time for a new pic . And I bet Snickers fan would have fun with this.
     
  11. _Calleigh_

    _Calleigh_ Coroner

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    Sara: No way Nick, I'm not going to strip tease just to pay our dinner!
    Nick: Come on Sara, you'll be payed! One thousand dollars to let those people (and me *grins*) see your lovely little butt for just some seconds!
    Sara: Nick, no, I told y- Wait, you said one thousand?
     
  12. coolcatz

    coolcatz Head of the Swing Shift

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    sara: hehe, i've got something in my pants you might like
    nick: i'm sure you do.
    sara: wanna see?
    nick: of course.
    sara: *pulls out pic of hodges in a dress*
     
  13. ForensicRedneck

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    Nick: Oh Sara! You're so cute!
    Sara: *Giggle* You too! You'd be even cuter without that hat!
    Nick: Oh, Sara *Laughs* Wait, What's wrong with my hat?
    Sara: Nicky, it looks ridiculous if you wear your LVPD hat outside of work.
    Nick: Well, I happen to like this hat.
    Sara: Just take it off, Nick
    Nick: That's it, we're through! I can't be with someone who doesn't love my hat!
     
  14. glam_chic86

    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Sara: Wait Nick, I think I have a wedgie.
    Nick: *whines* Why do you always embarass(sp) me in public Sara. Gosh!
     
  15. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    That had me laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    You guys just love to poke fun @ Hodges, do ya?

    And y'all are getting a new pic
     
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