The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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  1. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    All great Dynamo1:lol:

    SARA AND HANNAH

    HANNAH:: "Hey Sara, wanna play hopscotch"?:eek:

    SARA:: "NO", [thinking, you little psycho]:klingon:

    HANNAH:: "How about jump rope"?;)

    SARA:: "Once again "NO", I know what you did, and I'll bust you if it's the last thing I do"
     
  2. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Sara: What are you up to, these days?
    Hannah: I'm going to kill the judge, district attorney, and the whole jury.
    Sara: You won't get away with it. You'll make a mistake and we'll catch you.
    Harrah: I've got all the CSI seasons DVDs.
    Sara: Uh oh.

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    Sara: So how is your brother doing?
    Hannah: He just got a new job.
    Sara: Does he like it?
    Hannah: Well, he is taking a stab at it.
     
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    Hanna: "Sara, could you give me a ride home?"

    Sara: "Why don't you go with your parents."

    Hanna: "Because I rigged the brakes on their car and I don't want to be there when they crash..."

    Sara: "I should have known."
     
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    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    :lol: Wojo good ones. she was great in this role, so beliveable and yours too Dynamo1 that goes without saying~ still more of her and Sara, who she drove nutty:(

    HANNAN AND SARA

    HANNAH:: "Where's Marlon Sara"?:confused:

    SARA:: "You know where he is, in jail":shifty:

    HANNAH:: "Well, here's the kicker, I've got ticks, and I just gave them to you":cardie:

    SARA:: "GRISSOM help me":alienblush:
     
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Sara: There have been several murders in the area lately. Are you responsible?
    Hannah: One by one.
    Sara: Do you have any more planned?
    Hannah: One by one.
    Sara: Anyone we know?
    Hannah: One by one.
    Sara: We have got to get better script writers.
     
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    H: Wanna know a secret? I didn't kill her, Marlon did.
    S: Wanna know a secret? You creep me out!
     
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    Sara/Greg

    Greg: "Last one to the crime scene is a rotten egg!"

    Sara: "No fair, you cheated!"
     
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    Greg: ET! ET Phone Home!
    Sara: :rolleyes:
     
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Greg: Do you see what I see?
    Sara: Yes, and I can't believe it.
    Greg: A real Easter bunny hiding his eggs around the CSI building.

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    Sara: When the lights hit you just right, your hair stands up like Alfalfa of the Little Rascals.

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    Greg: Oh noooooo!Sara: Sorry, Greg.
    Greg: But why did he have to do it?
    Sara: Hank was his dog. Grissom had to take him with him on his trip.
    Greg: But cute pets gave us better ratings. *Sigh*
     
  10. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    ECKLIES LAMENT


    ECKLIE:: ["Thinking outloud] what does Grissom have that I don't have, oh wait he's gone drats, now I have to worry about the new guy. Nobody likes me everybody hates me, so I think I'll go eat worms, big worms little worms.. wait.. get a grip man, McKeen still likes me, damn he's in jail, double crosser. I hope no one is listening"
     
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Ecklie: Sidle, you have talked back to me one time too many. It seems that suspending you doesn't work. I am going to have to spank you.

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    Ecklie: I'm lonely. Oh so lonely. Sidle is gone. Grissom is gone. Nobody to fight with. Maybe I'll just walk down the hall and pick on Willows.

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    Ecklie: Dr. Langston, this is not working out. I'm going to have to fire you.
    Ray: Whaaaat? I learned how to take fingerprints.
    Ecklie: It's not that.
    Ray: I'm on time for work and turn in all my paperwork.
    Ecklie: It's not that, either.
    Ray: Then why are you firing me?
    Ecklie: You get more screen time then I do.
     
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    Poor Ecklie, good role for him thought the guy doesn't seem to have a clue:confused:

    GRIS AND DOC

    DOC:: "What the hell is this, I found it on the DB"?:confused:

    GRISSOM:: "I don't know, what is it"?:(

    DOC:: "That's what I called you in her for, what is it'?:shifty:

    GRISSOM:: "I said, I don't know, I'm going to call in the Lab Rats":cardie:
     
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Grissom: You called me in for thumb wrestling? I've got work to do.
    Doc Robbins: I'm bored.

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    Doc Robbins: You put your right thumb in, you put your right thumb out, you put your right thumb in and you shake it all about...
    Both: You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself about...

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    Doc Robbins: It's made of plastic and the fingerprint matches yours exactly.
    Grissom: Paul Millander is back?
    Robbins: Twin? Clone? Quantum Leaping?
    Grissom: Tardis? Android? I am dreaming?
    Robbins: Angel? Ghost? Another dimension?
    Grissom: Cylon? Borg? Witness protection?
    Both: What is he? What what... What what...
     
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    Grissome: Doc why is you're hand is twitching?
    Doc: My wife made me quit smoking!
    Grissome: Well, I don't see you're wife here!
     
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    GRISSOM AND WARRICK

    GRISSOM:: "Well, the stab wound was only 4 inches deep, and this knife looks to be about 10 inches long":eek:

    WARRCK:: "Maybe this isn't the weapon":confused:

    GRISSOM:: "I think it is, we'll know more, when we take it back to the lab":cool:

    WARRCK:: "What ever you say boss";)
     
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