The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

Ecklie (singing): I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy...
McKeen: Oh, shut up, Conrad.

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Ecklie: Maybe we can trade Grissom and Sidle to get Stokes back.

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Ecklie: Look, I don't care what you think, you're suppose to eat the red ones last!
McKeen: And what order do you eat your M&Ms?

 

"Oh shut up Conrad" really:lol:

POTTR

Brass:: "Geez, what the hell is that, the stench is horrible":klingon:


Nick:: "It is awful, what is this?

Grissom:: "Well, I think we have to dig more to see if it's human or animal"


Brass:: "Well, I'm stepping back and you guys can dig till your hearts content" BARF OUT:angryrazz:

 

Desertwind, Was that suppose to be Nick saying that? The guy stand next to Grissom, it's Nick, not Greg in that picture.

 

Brass: What's that.
Grissom: They look like Greg's shoes were buried here.
Stokes: Have you been putting a fungus on his feet again?

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Brass: Tell me again. Why did Ecklie send us hundreds of miles from Las Vegas?
Stokes: The lunchroom food has been declared hazardous materials and have to be buried in this special waste dump.

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Grissom: Why is that CBS logo floating in the air?
Stokes: Lance Burton is up to his tricks again.

 

Dynamo1 :lol: the Lance Burton one:guffaw:

COMMITTED S/5

Grissom:: "Sofia, can you tell us what the pottery vase says"?

Sara:: "Sofia, Sofia, are you awake":cardie:

Sofia:: "Yeah sure, I'm just resting my eyes, so what to you guys want"?:shifty:

 

Sofia: I was thinking we could cremate Hodges and bury him in this vase.
Grissom: But Hodges isn't dead.
Sofia: So, what's your point?

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Grissom: ...and if we run a laser on the outer surface, we can see if any audio will emerge from this vase.
Sara: When do you think it was made?
Grissom: Around the 1600's.
Sofia: We'll probably get some early Rolling Stones.

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Sofia: If we balance this on top of the door to Ecklie's office, when he enters...
Sara: It hurts just thinking about it.

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Grissom: Are you telling me that we now have to wear a CBS patch on our elbows?

 

Grissom: "What's the problem Sofia?"

Sara: "You do look a little flustered."

Sofia: "I was trying to make pottery like Demi Moore did in Ghost but the water keeps shorting out the turntable, plus I was hoping Patrick Swayzie would show up and make sweet love to me!"

 

ok this is on one of the pictures waaayy back on page 1 but i thought it was a funny pic soooo ...

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/.../CSI/CSI Screencaps/Set 1b/vlcsnap-355695.png

Nick: Yoooooouuuu! Crank dat soulja boy...

hmmm... not as good as the others on this thread but hey it was my first try

 

Nick: I got chills... They're multiplyin'... And I'm losin' control... 'Cause the power you're supplyin' it's electrifyin'!... You're the one that I want... ooo, ooo, ooooo, honey...

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Sara: Worst Elvis impression I have ever seen.

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Sara: Okay, nice new watch. Now let's get back to work.

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Nick: Look, yellow light. If it turns red, lab goes BOOOOOM!!!

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Nick: Stare at my finger. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy...
Sara: No, you are not The Mentalist. More like Mental Case.
Hodges (off screen): Did somebody call me?

 

Welcome all_aboard and that was funny, thank's for joining us, and Dynamo1 what can one say about your comments, and everyone else's too, It's cool to have fans that have a sense of humor:lol:

Nick:: "Ok, you go two blocks down on Vegas Blvd. and then turn right and your on Fremont Street, the hub of Vegas":vulcan:

Sara:: "UH, I don't want to go downtown, that's where I got my DUI, I want to go home"~

Nick:: "Want to go over to my spot"?

Sara:: "I'm going now, see ya' on graveyard~

 

Nick: "OMG! Look Greg came to work naked!"

Sara: "Yeah right, you just want me to look and make a fool of myself."

Nick: "Wow, its not just Greg but Grissom's naked too!"

Sara (turns) "Where, where!"

Nick: "HA! made you look!"

 

All so FUNNY:lol:

BTK

Grissom:: "So Jim, do you like my collar turned up"?

Jim:: "What am I a fashion expert, I could give a crap":shifty:

Grissom:: "They put to much starch in it, that's all I was saying":alienblush:

Jim::"Whatever Gil, It's fine

 

Grissom: Jim, I vant to drink your blood.
Brass: Aw, c'mon, Count Bugula. Grow up.

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Brass: Why are you wearing that coat?
Grissom: Some of these Vegas nights get quite cold.
Brass: Look out the window. It's daytime.

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Grissom: Do you want to sneak a peek at Ecklie's file?
Brass: Just tell me where he got his degree.
Grissom: Cracker Jacks University.
Brass: That explains a lot.

 

Dynamo1 the Count Dracula one:lol: all of them so hilarious~

COMPULSION

Guy on bench:: "Hey dude, who does your hair"?

Greg:: "I'm on a case, don't talk to me":shifty:

Guy:: "Well, excuse me, what case, who are you",[starts singing]:rommie:

Greg::" Could you go somewhere else..please"?