Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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  1. poison girl

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    Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY

    ^^ Very funny :lol: :lol:
     
  2. Persona

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    Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY

    Lindsey: I hope nobody knows I'm from Montana!

    :D
     
  3. Carolyn_333

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    Here's one. The scene in Enough where Flack says Doobie gave me the ideal for this.

    Mac(to Flack)(referring to murder victim): You got a name?
    Flack: Don Flack. How 'bout you?
    Mac: Don't be a wiseguy. I meant have you got a name for our murder victim here.
    Flack: Oh. Why didn't you say that in the first place?
    (Mac growls then rolls his eyes :rolleyes: then shakes his head in disbelief)
     
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    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    Maury Povich: Danny, you are...not the father.​
    Yes, I'm evil, I know. :p
     
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    And Sid stands up and goes, "Oh crap...." :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    And Flack gets all up in Lindsay's face on the stage like, "See, I told you Danny wasn't the father. Talk to the hand, beeyotch, just talk to the hand!" while the audience gets rowdy - but Danny just cries.

    (This is far too much fun. :lol:)
     
  7. Carolyn_333

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    I wanna add a little twist of my own to this. :rommie:

    Danny: Sid?! You're the father?
    Sid (embarassed and nervously): Possibly.
    Mac: Or it could be me.
    Danny and Sid: Mac?!
    *Then Sheldon and Flack come in*
    Sheldon and Flack: Could be one of us.
    *Danny shaking his head in disbelief*
    *Enter Adam*
    Adam: It's none of you. I'm the daddy.
    Danny, Sid, Mac, Sheldon and Flack: Adam?!
    Danny(to Lindsay): Is there anybody you haven't slept with?
    Lindsay: I haven't slept with any females and I didn't sleep with Lt. Caine last time he was in New York. But I did take that 2 and half week vacation in Miami and I did sleep with Lt. Caine and this cute guy named Ryan Wolfe while I was there. That was around the time I got pregnant.
    Mac: Horatio?!
    Horatio: Someone say my name?
    Ryan: What am I? Chopped liver? I heard my name mentioned too.
    Danny(looking up and his arms out to either side): Why me?
    *Danny faints*

    THE END!!!
     
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  8. MacsLovlyAngl

    MacsLovlyAngl Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Valentine day

    Stella: Aww... look I got chocolate roses.:)

    Mac: Mm... I got chocolate cuff's:evil:

    Adam: I got Faylinn's heart:p

    Sid: I got a chocolate scalpel:)

    Sheldon: I got the other chocolate:wtf:

    Flack: I got chocolate flavored undies.:eek:

    Danny: Mm... those are for later:drool:

    hehe, HVD:lol:
     
  9. Faylinn

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    :lol:
     
  10. Ghawazee

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    Linda for President!!!!!!!!!!! :D I will start you campaign :D

    I knew you were going to say that:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  11. Robin

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    You know... I wonder if they would put something in there that there is a chance that Danny is not the father. It just seemed like he assumed that he was the father too quickly.
     
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    Oh, Jesus I hope not. That'll be another storyline. -_-
    What's next, Lindsay giving birth in the lab?
     
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    Ok, I'll give a shot at reviving this thread...

    There is a serial killer terrorising NYC. The CSI has already started the investigation on the case but just can't prove that the suspect is guilty.....
    Mac is sitting in his office with a magic 8-ball in his hand

    Mac: "Is Paul Monticello the killer?"

    He shakes the ball....

    Magic 8-ball: "Maybe..."

    Mac: "Has Paul Monticello killed one of the victims?"

    Magic 8-ball: "Maybe..."

    Mac: "Dang it, we'll never get anywhere like that"

    Magic 8-ball: "Definitely!"
     
  14. Carolyn_333

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    First, I wanna say: MacsLovlyAngl, I love your avatar so much I want it, I want it, I want it.

    Lindsay: Hey, Messer.
    Danny: Montana. What's up?
    Lindsay: Did you ever watch that tv show "The Dukes of Hazzard"?
    Danny: Yeah. Some. Why?
    Lindsay: Well, I happen to know the real story behind the inspiration for the show. You see, there's a Hazzard County in Montana just like the one on tv. In it there's a real Boss J.D. Hogg, a real Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, real deputies Enos Strate and Cletus Hogg, a mechanic named Cooter Davenport and a real Duke family consisting of cousins Bo, Luke, Coy, Vance, Jeb Stuart and Luke's brother Jud and their Uncle Jesse. And they own an orange car with an 01 on the side, a conferderate flag on top and the car is called The General Lee.
    Danny: Where is this story going, Montana?
    Lindsay: I'm getting to it right now. I got pregnant around the last time I was in Montana. Well, the DNA results came in today. It proves the real Bo Duke, the one John Schneider's character was based on, is the actual father of my baby.
    Danny: What?! *Danny's eyes roll back and he faints*
    *Mac comes in to the room*
    Mac: Let me guess. You told him the real life Bo Duke is the father of your baby.
    Lindsay: Yep, and that's how he took it. *points to a fainted Danny laying on the floor*
    Mac: Hmmm. Well he better wake up soon cause I'm taking $20.00 a minute for each minute he's on the floor out of his next paycheck.
    *Danny leaps up*
    Danny: I'm up! I'm up!
     
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  15. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    Screw logic - I'd pay good money to see this:

    Adam: Sheldon, I'm pregnant.​
    MWUAHAHAHAHA! :p
     
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