The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

Catherine: Bobby-D's gonna have a field day; look at all those bullet holes!
Brass: Where's the bullets?!
Grissom: *Turns to camera* See what happens when I leave? *Shakes head*

-Lynn

 

Brass: Are you kidding me? He has disco lights wired up in his windows.
Catherine: Here it is the end of January and he still hasn't taken down his Christmas decorations.
Grissom: It must belong to the sign company that wired up all these casino lights.

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Catherine: This is way too many bullets for Bobby to process.
Grissom: Let's call Calleigh Duquesne from Miami for help.
Brass: Does Sara know that you drool over Calleigh?

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Grissom: One bullet hole, two bullet holes, three bullet holes...
Brass: Thank you, Count. You can go back to Sesame Street.

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Catherine: It will take forever to process this and the sun is already starting to rise.
Grissom: Let's leave it for the day shift.
Brass: Good idea. Omelets are on me.

 

:lol::lol: again fabulous lines Dynamo1

HOMEBODIES

Grissom:: "How long has she been dead"

Doc:: "Gee, it's hard to tell, I need more time, but possibly months"

 

BANG BANG

Nick:: "WOW, look Warrick, one of Grissom's bugs is talking to me"

Warrick: "'Whoa, buddy, you really need to take a break, all it want to do, is bite you":evil:

Nick:: "Nah, come here baby, talk to me":cardie:

Warrick:: "Nick go home"

 

^^Nice one, Desertwind! I think Nick reeeaaalllyyy needs to get out more...:lol:

Nick: Aw, look at the cute thing...It has Grissom's eyes..."
Warrick: Who's the mama?
Sara: *Turns to Grissom* THIS IS YOUR SON?! I was all ready to pity you for having a child at your age -
Greg: Chill out, Sara...
Taranchula: *bites Greg's finger*
Greg: Aw, it's teeeeething...*Drops dead from venom*
Whole team: :wtf:

-Lynn

 

Nick: Aw, that's cute. Li'l Gris and Li'l Heather are having fun.
Warrick: And Li'l Hodges is filming it for YouTube.

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Warrick: Where did Grissom find a Hugh Hefner robe so small for that centipede?
Nick: And one with 100 sleeves?

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Warrick: Uh oh. The others are about to beat up Li'l Ecklie.

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Nick: Gris even got his maggots little field kits. They have spray bottles, numbered tent cards, flashlights, and magnifying glasses.
Warrick: Uh oh. An ant just stepped in front of the magnifying glass and got fried.
Nick: Here comes a Hot Wheels Denali.

 

Nick: Awww look, Grissom left his followers here
Warrick: Thats sickly, are they his, Ohhhh
Nick: I think there little fish
Warrick: Don't pick them ~Nick Picks up Sperm~ Uwwwwww
Nick: I better go give them back to him
Warrick: don't talk to me, ever again.

 

You fans are all so funny and imaginative:guffaw:

LET THE SELLER BEWARE

Nick:: "Don't worry Greg I'll save you"

Greg:: "I'm not drowning, I'm getting DNA off the bottom of the pool"

 

Nick: Mr. Ecklie, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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Nick: Okay, Hodges. Let's get ready to rummmmmblllllle!

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Nick: This guy must really have been rich. His pool is filled with champagne.
Greg (off camera): *Hiccup* You darn right it is, Shtoksh.

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Nick: Had to take off my shirt for the women fans at least once this season.
Raymond (off camera): Yes, but while you are taking fingerprints?

 

:guffaw: Dynamo1

LAST LAUGH

Sara:: "Yeha, it's my new wheels, do you like it":thumbsup:

 

Sara: Hey, Hodges. Wake up... I don't care if you were sleeping. This will teach you to pull those gags on us all the time.

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Sara: Hey, Michael Knight. Eat your heart out.

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Sara: Th-th-th-th-that's all, Folks! (cue Loony Tunes music)

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Sara: I'll be back. (impression of Arnold)

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Sara (singing): Happy Trails to you, until we meet again...

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Sara: Live long and prosper!

 

Grissom: How could you afford that on our wages
Sara: I'm looking after it for a dead bod..... Friend!

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Nick: Nice Tires
Sara: Are you calling me fat

 

:lol: good one and what kind or car is this, I'm not that up on these sporty models, but I'd sure like one

POTTR

Nick:: "What the hell is that"?

Warrick:: "I'm not sure, looks a an old house with a hot house"

Nck:: "Lets go see":wtf:

Warrick:: "Your on buddy"

 

Nick: We might be lost, but I know for a fact that there is no yellow brick road around here.

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George Eads: Yes, it is now in our contract. Whenever we are out in daylight, we have to wear these David Caruso sunglasses.

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Gary Dourdan: You want an autograph NOW? We are in the middle of filming a scene.

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George: I understand that you are members of CSIFiles message board, but you don't have to kneel down in front of us.

 

HILARIOUS, Dynamo1 as always!

SARA

Sara:: "OK Greggie, funny, and what's is the meaning of this, and what is this"?