The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

DEAD DOLL

Grissom:: Nick, how many times have I told you to stay within the speed limits":?:scream:

Nick:: "Geez Gris, I tried to avoid a little rabbit in the road, it's not my fault"

Grissom:: "OK, I'll call a tow truck, thank gawd your OK"

Nick:: "Thank's Gil, I do have a sore foot":vulcan:

 

Grissom: Whatever you do, don't come back without the William Petersen bobble head doll.
Nick: I get the fuzzy dice.

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Nick: Looks like they didn't see the "Squirrel Crossing" sign.

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Nick: Hey, look! There's a little gekko taking photos of the accident.
Grissom: Lots of companies are cutting back expenses. He needed the work.

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Nick: Another failure for Evel Kneivel.

 

LOL:guffaw: brilliant Dynamo1 as usual, your absoutely hilarious,:lol: and I got my laugh for the day, I thought they were all top choice:thumbsup:thank's again!!!!!

 

ALL FOR OUR COUNTRY

SARA:: "Whoa, Cath, not here, are you slipping back into your stripper days"?

CATH:: "NO, I'm just really hot":alienblush:

 

Jorja: Marg, you'll do anything to get our ratings up.
Marg: And an Emmy nomination.

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Sara: Let me guess. Grissom was trying the fungus test on you this time.

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Catherine: I hate it when those decomposed bodies splash all over my designer clothes.

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Sara: So, are you going to pose for Playboy's "Women of CSI" issue?
Marg: Aren't you?
Sara: Yes, and Calleigh, Natalia, and Stella, too.

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Jorja: Who let the camera man in your dressing room?

 

Sara: Remind me again how you convinced me to help you make Jell-O in bulk for Lindsey's class' picnic?
Catherine: You don't remember?
Sara: Ah, now I remember. Do I even what to know where you got those handcuffs?
Catherine::devil::shifty::hugegrin:
Sara: Didn't think so.

-Lynn

 

All those comments were hilarious:thumbsup:

TURN OF THE SCREW

Grissom:: "Boy, this popcorn is yummy" gawd I love Amusement Parks!

Sara:: "I want some Cotton Candy":luvlove:

Grissom:: "Ok, there's a stand over there"

 

Sara: You seein' what I'm seein'?
Grissom: The elephant ear stand? Hells yeah!:drool:

-Lynn

 

Grissom: This popcorn will have to do. Nobody is selling chocolate covered grasshoppers.

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Grissom: Guess what I would like to do next.
Sara: The roller coaster AGAIN?
Grissom: Yeah!
Sara: Next time the carnival is in town, you can bring Hank.

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Jorja: This script says I have to take samples of the elephant droppings. That's it! I'm leaving the show.

 

:lol: Dyamno1 again off the wall and so funny!

AFTER THE SHOW

Sara:: So now we know what Hodges does in his off time"

Cath:: "What a pervert, look at all of this, geez boggles the mind":vulcan:

Sara:: Shall we call Grissom"

Cath:: "HMMM, maybe, this could be his hobby":evil:

 

Sara: Ecklie is so cheap. Instead of buying Christmas decorations, he just hangs photos of other people's displays.

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Catherine: I think this CSIFiles members has gone way overboard in the stalking department.

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Sara: Hodges is actually selling our fake autographed pictures on Ebay. He can't get away with it.

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Sara: ...and if you put all these photos in a stack and flip through them, it is like a mini movie.
Catherine: So old fashioned. Haven't you heard of YouTube?

 

BRILLIANT as always Dynamo I can't pick one they're all sooo funny, good job:thumbsup:

FELONIOUS MONK S/2

Nick:: "Is this some kind of weird sleepover"?

Sara:: "I don't think so"

Grissom:: "I think their all sleeping forever, where's my kit"?

 

Nick: That must have been some Super Bowl party.

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Sara: Aren't these Trekkies camping out for tickets to the new movie a little early? It doesn't even open until May.

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Grissom: Remind me never to convert to their religion.

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Sara: Look! They even got The Who on stage for background music. Their tours must not be selling out in this economy.

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Nick: Looks like they were remaking the Animal House toga party scene.

 

Dynamo1 your amazing what a funny brain you have:lol: thank's all excellent lines!

BLOODLINES

Brass:: "What the hell do we have here"?

Catherine:; "Are those rhinestones on the window glass"?:shifty:

Grissom:;"I don't think so Cath, the glass is shattered? that's Vegas for ya' it does look like that"