Are We Paying You By The Word? - The CSI Booklist

Walk The Line: How To Get Ahead In Law Enforcement By Obeying The Rules, by Warrick Brown with forward by Catherine Willows

 

It's Not As Bad As It Looks: 100 Phrases To Use When A Suspect Dies In Custody, by Jim Brass

 

Having Way too much fun with this....

Sarcasm-The Lowest Common Denominator By Jim Brass and Don Flack, Jr.

101 Ways to Keep Your Cool and Stay Out of Trouble by Danny Messer

Dating in the Workplace: Just Say NO by Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle, Foreword by Danny Messer and Lindsay Monroe, Epilogue by Mac Taylor and Payton Driscoll

Let It Go! How to Overcome Your Obsessions and Lead a Long, Healthy and Happy Life By Aiden Burn and Warrick Brown

The Art of Displaying Emotion By Gil Grissom and Mac Taylor

Keeping the Personal Stuff Out of It How Not to Let Your Personal Biases Cloud Your Judgement on a Case[/b] By Sara Sidle

Office Politics, A How to Get Ahead Manual By Gil Grissom. Forword by Mac Taylor

How to Minimize Teenage Rebellion and Raise Well Adjusted Kids in a Broken Home By Catherine Willows and Jim Brass

Brevity by Greg Sanders

Knowing When Enough is Enough, How Not to Offend People by Sid Hammerback

I might have more later......

 

Resist the will to say BOOM! by Danny Messer foreword by Don Flack

Office Boundaries: Keeping your hands to yourself by Stella Bonasera

Do as I say, not as I do: Being a good role model by Catherine Willows

Facial Expressions: 101 ways to express yourself by Mac Taylor edited by Don Flack

How to make your female colleagues like you? by Catherine Willows foreword by Sara Sidle

Give them a break! by Conrad Ecklie

Calling the new girl by her name not her city: The correct way to welcome new colleagues by Danny Messer foreword by Gilbert Grissom

Keeping the men in your life alive: Your ex, Your dad and Your beau by Catherine Willows

Keeping cool: How to overcome stress by Warrick Brown

Keeping the gel off your hair by Greg Sanders

Keeping your office clutter-free: What NOT to keep in your office by Gilbert Grissom

Keeping the Evidence I: Your car by Nick Stokes
Keeping the Evidence II: the photos in your camera by Catherine Willows
Keeping the Evidence III: the DB in the morgue by Conrad Ecklie

That's all I have for now...

 

omg these are too funny great job everyone!:lol:

 

Heart To Heart: The Secret of Communicating With Your Loved Ones, by Gil Grissom

 

Hi MelC! Great list of must-read books! I was wondering if maybe Do as I say, Not as I do... should credit Gil Grissom as co-author. :lol:

 

How To Use Fake IDs Without Your Parents Finding Out, by Lindsey Willows

 

How to Avoid the Crappy Rookie Jobs by Adam Ross (lol pun )

 

I think Greggo should get co-writing perks for both of these, especially the former. He invented crazy hair styles on CSI.

 

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly... a biography by 3 CSI's - By Catherine Willows, Sara Sidle and Gil Grissom

How to be good at your job and alienate people - By Conrad Ecklie

Social Skills for dummies - by Sara Sidle (dedicated to Gil Grissom)

 

A Thousand Ways to Wear Sunglasses: And the One-Liners to Say by Horatio Caine

Bullet Girl: Southern Belle to Crime Scene Investigator by Calleigh Duquesne

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: The Way to a District Attorney's Clearance Rate by Ryan Wolfe

 

How to Maintain Your Cool When Arguing With Your Boss by Mac Taylor

 

Paper Airplanes and Dancing: The diligent worker's guide to job security
-by Adam Ross