Favorite Quotes

I found more. These are from episode King Baby (Season 5)

Nick picks up a pacifier)
Nick: I just don't get it, man.
Grissom: What, you never had a transitional object when you were a kid? A stuffed animal or a blanket?
Nick: No. I mean, I had a wooby, but who didn't? (Catherine starts to smile)
Warrick: Oh, is that that blue thing that's in your locker?
Nick (chuckles): Don't even.

Grissom: I was wondering, do you carry adult diapers?
Madge: Oh, we sure do. What are you, about a 34, 36? (Nick tries to keep from laughing)
Grissom: Well, they're not for me.
Madge (to Nick): Oh. Well, aren't you lucky to have such a nice daddy? (Nick quits smiling and Grissom turns to Nick and smiles)
Nick: I'm going to have a look around

(Don't sue me if they are already taken)

 

From Fur and Loathing:

Catherine: "...makes his own... furry little family" (I think it's just the way she said that!

Catherine: "Well I like hairy chests but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel."

Greg: "Well Bob's looking like a very bad cat..." - or something like that, it made me laugh anyway!

Haha, I watched the ep again last night, and I was in absolute creases. I love it.

ETA: Brass in that ep was cool too. I love his one-liners.

"What you're not getting is I've got all night.One of us is getting overtime for being here, and it's not you." (Something like that)

 

From 'Got Murder?':

Cath (to Griss): We're up a tree and you're quoting Poe

I just caught the beginning tonight, and that line always makes me :lol: It's classic Cath and Griss, her being slightly incredulous with his odd ways

 

Oh I loved it I love Cath when she's on form. Some eps she's just unstoppable with her comments.

I like the up a tree one too. Cath does make me laugh when she's joking with Grissom.:lol:

I like this too, from Strip Strangler: "never doubt, never look back, that's how I live my life"

A few more have just come to mind too

Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey who go into a bar?
Cath:I'm not in the mood.
Grissom: Neither was the monkey.

Sara: : So relax and lie down on your back.
Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching. ...That was a different dream.

Another classic Catherine to Grissom: Hey, look at that. Your six-legged soul mate

 

^ ^ She saw a bug:lol:

 

Greg: It's uranium. [...]
Nick: Which is radioactive. Do we need to evacuate the building or anything?
Greg: The amount is trace. We should be fine.
Nick: You sure?
Greg: No.

***

Greg:: I'm like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Grissom: That's my line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

***

Greg: But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside.
Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?
Greg: No ... her DNA ... and let me tell you -- this girl has got some fine epithelials.

That's for beginning

 

haha GregNickRyan fan, what episode is that from? I love it. And Deirdre I love the Greg and sponge absorbing line

I also love:

Cath: It's raining man-juice?
Sara: Hallelujah?

and

Sara: Now who's the punk, bitch.."

Both from all for our country.

 

double post sorry, can I delete it?

 

This one made me crack up. :guffaw:

Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
Captain Jim Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
Gil Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, “what gorilla?”
Captain Jim Brass: That’s wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I’ll arrest it.

and this one:

*Dr. Robbins has received a human head in the mail and Grissom walks into the room*
Gil Grissom: I heard you got some head.

 

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