Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. Hankster

    Hankster Coroner

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    (The scene opens in a Vegas Hotel's Karaoke Bar. Bass lines from a Rolling Stones song are playing. The camera zooms around and we see Conrad Ecklie at the mike.)

    Ecklie: (Singing) I can't get no... Satisfaction.... I can't get no... Girlie action... though I try... and I try... and I try.... and I t-t-t-try...

    People in the Audience: WE'RE NOT SURPRISED!!!
     
    Hankster, Feb 12, 2008
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  2. AcidQueen

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    You owe me a new keyboard (and a Diet Coke) for that one!

    :lol:
     
    AcidQueen, Feb 13, 2008
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  3. texastimothy

    texastimothy Hit and Run

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    Henry Andrews: Hey, Archie. I just banged Wendy in the evidence freezer...You're up.
     
    texastimothy, Feb 14, 2008
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  4. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    HOORAY! The thread is revived! Funny stuff, guys!
     
    hellogilbert, Feb 15, 2008
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  5. Hankster

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    Grissom: (Sits down next to Greg in the brak-room and gives him a suggestive look) Greggy, do you like Gladiator Movies?

    Greg: NOOOOOO!!!! :eek: (He runs out as fast as he can muster.)
     
    Hankster, Feb 18, 2008
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  6. misshelgenberger

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    omg what an image lol! thats classic
     
    misshelgenberger, Feb 20, 2008
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  7. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    Catherine Willows: Why is there a ring on your ring finger?
    Warrick Brown: Because I'm married.
    Catherine Willows: What?
    Detective Vartan: Congratulations. How much did you pay her?
    Warrick: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. ;)
    Everyone: :confused:
    Ecklie: Excuse me, I speak jive.
    Everyone: :eek:
    Grissom: What, like it's hard? :rolleyes:
    Ecklie: (about Warrick) Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
    Grissom: What a pisser!

    Ecklie: It takes so many things to make love last. But most of all, it takes respect, and I can't live with a man I don't respect.
     
    hellogilbert, Feb 23, 2008
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    Catherine:You know we have a good relasionship in work.
    Grissom:Really?
    Cathrine:Hey,I Don't pay Greg to get tied up and put liquid latex all over him
    Grissom: Good Becuse he'll like it
     
    clarissasparrow, Feb 24, 2008
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  9. Eszie

    Eszie Hit and Run

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    I love this one! It's really good! :lol:
     
    Eszie, Feb 27, 2008
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  10. CSI_Tipping

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    i love this one as well. that is proper funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    CSI_Tipping, Feb 29, 2008
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  11. Elayne

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    "I don't get it, Nick," Catherine said one day in the breakroom, "but ever since Grissom found me checking his sheets for vaginal contributions, he doesn't seem to trust me anymore.
     
    Elayne, Apr 3, 2008
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  12. hellogilbert

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    *Laughs for like five minutes*
     
    hellogilbert, Apr 4, 2008
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  13. Hankster

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    Greg: That Dave Hodges REALLY knows what he's doing. I sure look up to him!

    Wendy: What the?!?!!?

    Greg: (winks) Happy OPPOSITE DAY, Wendy!
     
    Hankster, Apr 22, 2008
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  14. CSIAnnStokes

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    Doc Robbins, while examining a body: "I hate this job. All these dead people and the smell, it's just disgusting!"
    Grissom: "Then why are you doing this? You could just quit."
    Doc Robbins: "I like to slice people up" *looking pleased at Grissom*
    Grissom: "No, don't look at me like this!" *running at the door, but it's locked* "Uh-oh"

    It's just a try. I'm not very good at this. :)
     
    CSIAnnStokes, Apr 22, 2008
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  15. my_last_chance

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    Oh wow, I've been reading these for over an hour and I've just been lol'ing so hard. Wow, all of you guys are pretty amazing!
    Hope this thread becomes active again soon! xD
     
    my_last_chance, May 4, 2008
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