Oh yeah thats a good one my favorite so far. I got one!!! Horatio is in his office looking at paper work.he stands up and the folder slides he catches but gets a paper cut. Horatio:Ouch...*puts on sunnies* that Stings. cue the who music.
David Lee Smith(Stetler): In <<<this corner wearing boxing shorts the same color as his hair. David Carusoooo. The cast: Yay!!! *whistles and applause* David Lee Smith(Stetler): And in this>>> corner wearing black boxing shorts and a very angry expression. David Caruso's egoooo. The cast: BOO!!! *throwing paper wads, nerf balls, latex gloves and an ugly toupee Jonathan Togo brought in, as a joke, for Rex Linn to wear.* David Lee Smith(Stetler): Ewww. Togo, keep the ugly toupee away from me. *David Lee Smith throws the ugly toupee towards Jonathan Togo. It lands at Jonathan's feet.* David Lee Smith(Stetler)(to David Caruso and his ego): Gentlemen. Come here so I can give you the rules. *David Caruso and his ego reach David Lee Smith* David Caruso's ego: You're going down. David Caruso: Been there, done that after I listened to you and left NYPD Blue. If anyone is going down here, it's you. David Lee Smith(Stetler): *loud, sharp attention-getting whistle* Gentlemen. Here are the rules. No biting, kicking or using weapons other than the boxing gloves you're wearing. Otherwise, it's no holds barred. When the bell rings come out swinging. David Caruso's ego: You're dead meat, Caruso. David Caruso: Correction. You're dead meat, ego. [To Be Continued...]
Yep. I double checked. The 24 hour edit period is over. So technically I'm NOT double posting. Here's one I just thought of. Real H vs. Robo H. Robo H: I'm Robo H. Let me through. I'm Robo H. Let me through. I'm Robo H. Let me through. I'm Robo H. Let me through. Calleigh: Oh no. Robo H is malfunctioning again. Ryan: Or someone said something starting with "I wish" then Robo H went and did what they said after "I wish" and now that person is in trouble and they're after Robo H for doing what they said after the words "I wish". Robo H: I'm Robo H. Let me through. I'm Robo H. Let me through. Ryan: Hold on a minute, Robo H. Why are you running and repeating yourself??? Robo H: The Real H is after me. Calleigh: Why is he after you? Robo H: I...accidentally...broke his sunglasses. He said he was going to dismantle me from the scalp down. Real H: THERE YOU ARE, YOU LOOK-A-LIKE, WORTHLESS PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!!! *Robo H turns around to see Real H then turns back towards Ryan and Calleigh.* Robo H: I'm Robo H. Let me through. *pushes Ryan out of the way and continues running and saying* I'm Robo H. Let me through. *Ryan and Calleigh watch the two Horatios run by. When the 2 Horatios are out of earshot, Ryan speaks up first.* Ryan: I sure wouldn't wanna be Robo H if Real H catches him. Calleigh: Me neither. Part 2 in 25 hours...give or take a few minutes.
Here's Part 2. A little late I know. But better late than never. Right??? In Part 2 the writers strike is over. *Robo H has given Real H the slip.* *Real H sees Anthony Zuiker, Ann Donohue and a bunch of the writers and a couple of cameramen standing around in a group talking.* Real Horatio: HEY!!! Did Robo H coming running by here saying "I'm Robo H. Let me through."? *Anthony, Ann, writers and cameramen start talking amongst themselves.* Ann: We haven't seen or heard anyone or anything. We've been so busy trying to make up for time lost during the writers strike. Anthony: Sorry. Real Horatio: Thanks for nothing. Fat load of help y'all are. Never mind, I'll find Robo H myself. *Real Horatio takes off running* Anthony: HEY!!! *Real Horatio shoots Anthony the middle finger salute while running.* Anthony: What's his problem??? Ann: Who knows??? One of the writers-Sunil Nayar: Does anyone ever know what his problem is??? *Everyone looks at each other then they all raise their eyebrows while shaking their heads NO and shrugging their shoulders.* Ann: Now where were we??? *They all go back to talking amongst themselves.*
Lol, this thread is hilarious, I have to add one from one of my favorite movies. H: [answering the phone] Empire Records, **puts on sunnies** ...open 'til midnight. (pause) H: **snatches off sunnies** MIDNIGHT!
A few Horatio ones: "I quit" "You're on your own . . . don't look at me for help" "No you can't have my card" "We . . . we are going to call it a day"
Eric: Let's go guy's, or we going to miss the New years countdown. Cal: Relax Eric, the little glittered ball will still be there. Eric: I know...but I want to make sure I'm close enough to go blind, so I don't have to look at Stetler's pink laced suit :lol: :lol:
I'm sorry, any fans of Ryan, but I have to pick on him, just cuz it's funny! Continuing on the New Year's theme... Ryan:*watching TV* Huh? Waitaminnit... How the heck can it still be 2007? We just watched the ball drop in Times Square! Eric: That's because it's still 2007 in LA, which is in a different time zone than we are, here in Miami... Ryan:Huh? Oh... right... Yeah, I uh... I knew that! Eric:*scoffs* Suuuuuure ya did... *shakes head*
Ryan: Let's toast the New Year. Eric: Sure, buddy, but go easy on that champagne. We gotta work tomorrow. Ryan: No problem. Hey wait, since we film in Los Angeles, can we toast the New Year in the Pacific Time Zone? Eric: Are you going to celebrate Grissom's New Year in the Mountain Time, too? Mac Taylor's buddies in Chicago's Central Time? Ryan: Ooooooooooh. Great idea. 24 New Years; 24 toasts. Eric: You're hopeless.
Calleigh: Eric, I have a serious, major problem.... Eric: What, Cal? Calleigh: My breasts are coming right out of my clavicle, and I have an extra vageene growing underneath my armpit. Eric: Wow, looks like you have a tomahawk there! Guess you should shave.
LOL. You guys are silly. Let's see, this may have been done. Victim: I need to report crime. H: F*** off. We're closed.
Cal: Ryan did you take my face powder(blush) Ryan: Yeah! sorry Cal, I was out of fingerprint powder" Meanwhile Stelter comes out of the washroom, with pink cheek powder on. Stetler: What!!! someone left it in the washroom". *walks away*