Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

i love it myfuturecsi amazing. you deserve a round of applause.

 

yup, totally great and funny song for them to sing! i wish that was in a lab rats episode, myfuturecsi

 

Grissom: Who wants the floater in Lake Mead?

Nick & Greg: Not it!
Catherine: You guys suck. *cries*

 

(Sara is walking into the lab one evening, kind of uncomfortable and adjusting her pants and scratching her inner thighs. She goes into the locker room still doing this and making really uncomfortable, itchy faces. Greg sees this and decides to be a smart-aleck.)

Greg: Whatsa matter? Fall in some poison oak?

Sara: No. I've got beard burn...

Greg: Huh? Women don't have beards at all, let alone on their inner thighs... (Greg suddenly pauses, then his eyes get really wide and he gets a majorly appalled and disgusted facial expression) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Greg then runs out of the locker room screaming.)

Sara: (Reaches into Greg's locker and grabs a bottle of aloe vera gel) Well, now I can use his Aloe without him caring... :lol:

 

Ecklie smiled as he signed off the budget.
Deciding in haste, the Lab's money he would not waste
In Christmas bonuses and overtime
Or other things his mind would never rhyme.

Greg cried, "How could he do this, do this to us all."
And Grissom surmised, "I guess it's because his heart is three sizes too small."


As Ecklie rubbed his hands in glee, Catherine walked in, leaned over his desk and started to sing:
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.

Ecklie sat back aghast then Nick popped up beside the desk, startling as the Texan sang:
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch!!!

Warrick popped up on the other side of the desk and sang

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.



Merry Christmas!!!

 

Grissom: Conrad, we are running low on supplies. The luminol is watered down. The DNA swabs are almost out and no, we can't wash them out and reuse them. You'll have to increase the budget. And a couple of my team members requested Christmas Day off and were rejected.
Ecklie: Bah, humbug!

 

LOL thats well funny
Imagine a CSI musical...

 

(Grissom and Ecklie are in the Sheriff's Office)

Grissom: Sheriff, we need your permission to take the day off. Aliens have kidnapped Nick!

Sheriff: Excuse me?

Grissom: It's true! The even kidnapped Ecklie and gave him an Anal Probe!

Ecklie: That's just a little joke, therel Sheriff!


* * * * *

(We see Hodges and Ecklie walking around the lab conspiratorilly)

Hodges: NARF! So, Conrad, whaddaya wanna do tonight?

Ecklie: The same thing we do every night, Davie: Try to get Grissom fired!

Singers: (voiceover) They're Hodges and Ecklie!
Yes, Hodges and Ecklie!
One thinks he's a genius
the other's just gay!
They're laboratory hacks!
They're both kinda whack!
They're Hodges,
Hodges and Ecklie-lie-lie-lie
lie-lie-lie-lie....

Before The Night-shift's done
Their plan will be inspired
By the dawning of the sun
Gil Grissom will be fired.

They're Hodges and Ecklie!
Yes, Hodges and Ecklie!
Their twilight reverie
Is plain for all to see.
To exert their Baldly Bliss
They'll get Grissom dismissed
They're Hodges,
Hodges and Ecklie-lie-lie-lie
lie-lie-lie-lie....

Hodges: NARF!!!

 

Sara: Can someone get me a hamburger and a meat sandwhich?

 

Greg: NARF! So, Grissom, whaddaya wanna do tonight?

Grissom: The same thing we do every night, Greg: Try to solve every murder ever committed in the state of Nevada.

Greg: And they call me the dumb one. NARF!

 

SO glad this post is active again! I was getting worried! Hankster, LOVE it!

 

shazza_018, I sent you a pm regarding your signature, if you haven't seen it please referre to the blinking icon at the top of forum.

 

Nicky Stokes-The Demon Barber of Vegas

Nick has been fired from the Lab,so he takes Mandy with him and they open up a barber shop.

He gets a visit from Ecklie, who threatens to blackball him through the US.

So Nick invites him for a shave and the proceeds to ...well..you know..

Nick tosses Ecklie's body into a chest just as Mandy walks in with tea and cookies for them.

Mandy: Mr. S, you didn't!
[looks into the chest and sees Ecklie's dead body. Shuts it]
Mandy: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done no harm to ya!
Nick: [polishing his razor] He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mandy: [relieved] Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles.

Nick turns away from Mandy and smiles evily.

 

It's time to revive this dead thread, so I'm putting it back on the front page! I miss the giggles!