lol omg ya haha I have season 1 so I can watch that episode soo many times I love how mad he got!!! wish there was more of his fiesty side!! :devil:
oh you mean this one? from Spring Break? Speed: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
Yes!!! also where Eric and Ryan have this big fight and they go in the elevator and Ryan's like "You always take his side" and then Calleigh says "Funny,he always says that to me" hahaha :lol:
Ryan: It's not anyone, he's a cop. He's my friend and he's got a name. His name is Eric Delko. Suspect: Clavo said he was gonna give me a hundred grand, I'd finally get to pay my car off. Ryan: You put a bullet in my partner's brain. I don't give a damn about your car. Elliott: (As Calleigh walks out for her interrogation.) Give 'em hell, Calleigh. Kayle: Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko. Eric: Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today. Kayle: Like I said, I'll get right on it... so these were at the "scene of the crime"? Eric: You could say that. (The first set of prints matches a man. Joseph gives Eric a look.) Eric: Try again. Ryan: I'm not going to abandon this team. Horatio: (Puts his sunglasses on.) And we, Mr. Wolfe, are not going to abandon you.
Here's one from the season one episode Losing Face. It also involves the word fiber. Al: Found any good fiber lately? Horatio: Just enough to keep me regular. ___________________________________ Now, here are some more quotes from Losing Face that take place before ^^that^^. I call this the coffee conversation. :lol: Eric: How about a cup of coffee, H? Horatio: No, thank you. Calleigh: That smells good. Eric: A little Café Cubano. Put some hair on your chest. Calleigh: Don't you just say the sweetest things. Speedle: That stuff's no good for you. It'll rot your stomach out. :lol: Leave it to Speed to point out a reason NOT to drink coffee.
haha!! i love that one!! yes leave it to Speed. :lol: i don't know why but i find this one to be hilarious....maybe it's the way he says it.... Ryan:Fire in the hole! (Recoil) and i love this one..... Law student:Excuse me. Speed: Yeah, can I help you? Law Student: Look, I'm a third-year law student from U. of M. Speed: Congratulations. Law student: And I know that it's illegal for you guys to keep us here. Speed: You know what? You're right, actually, but as a human being, I think you have an obligation to cooperate like everyone else. So why don't you get back in line for me, okay? Thank you. *law student walks away and Brad walks up to him* Brad Ripkin:hey is that true? can I go? Speed:No! *slaps lifter onto Brad's shirt because of the glitter* No you can't! you know why? because now you're a suspect. go ahead and get comfortable. Legally. *he walks away and Eric smirks at Speed* *whispers* Jacka**.(Broken)
I'm watching the season one episode Wet Foot, Dry Foot. Here are some of my favorite lines from Wet Foot, Dry Foot. Just after the theme... Alexx(looking at the shark): I think we're gonna need a bigger body bag. Horatio: If anybody can find one, it's you, Alexx. Alexx(chuckles then says): You got that right. All right fellas. You heard the man. Bag him. *slaps top of the shark near rear fin* My shark now. Horatio: I'm off to ruin the captain's day. 13:00 on the DVD... Eric steps on a section of floor in the boat and it creaks. Horatio notices. Horatio: What was that? Eric: What? Horatio: Do what you just did again. *Eric steps back then steps on the place again and it creaks again* Horatio: There you go. Well, that's a sound that doesn't belong on a boat. 25:37 on the DVD. I put in bold and underline type the part that makes me think of the name of a member of this group/forum... Eric: Hey, Calleigh, listen, I was wondering if may I could crash at your place tonight. I'm trying to keep a low profile and H has been stirring up the neighborhood, so... Calleigh: You know how he is, he's like a dog with a bone. Eric: Yeah, well, he needs to learn how to let go, 'cause this girl's family doesn't care about solving the crime. Their niece is already dead. You know, they're thinking we got to protect the living. Calleigh: I can't say I blame them. *typing* On the couch. No midnight tiptoe. Deal? Eric(chuckles then says): Deal. 28:20 on the DVD... Horatio is in the trace lab doing some analyzing. Megan comes in. Horatio: Yes, I am up on the current software. Megan: I didn't say anything. Horatio: Oh, you don't have to. 30:05 on the DVD... Horatio(to Adell Sevilla): The only place in the country you have to negotiate with the community before you serve the warrant. 33:38 on the DVD.. Calleigh: See, this is why I like ballistics. It's an exact science.
oh you forgot one of the best ones!!! Eric:Ha! i just got a look at the tiger shark in the cooler. Liberal eaters, like Speedle. they'll eat anything as long as it's alive
Re: What are some of your favorite CSI: Miami Quotes? I was just visiting an MSN group I'm a member of. It's a Star Trek group. They have a thread there called "best lines in Trek". I was reading some of the posts in it and for some reason I can't put in to words but I can give you a link to it, it made me think of this quote from Wet Foot, Dry Foot. Eric and Speedle just arrived at where they found that boat, the Luna Nueva. Eric introduces himself and Speedle to the Coast Guard fella. When he does he mentions the name of the show. :lol: Eric: How you doing? Eric Delko Tim Speedle, CSI Miami.
"You just killed 4 innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own." -H in Kill Zone Marshal: "You're out of your field in this! Left field!" H: "Am I? Marshal? Is that why you're here? -Double Cap H: "DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT!" The suspect raises his gun but H shoots him down first. H: "They never listen." -Money For Nothing H(to a news reporter about his brother's death): "The circmstances weren't cloudy - the reporting was." -Dispo Day
I like this Horatio line probably because it's the only time I can think of where he didn't put on or take off his sunglasses before, during or after saying it. Here it is: season 5 episode Just Murdered Horatio: Welcome...to divorce...of the future. (... represent dramatic pauses) Now here are some more favorite Horatio lines. Including my all time favorite. season 1 episode Wet Foot, Dry Foot Horatio: Are you gonna rebutt everything I say? Lawyer: Yes. Horatio: Excellent. season 2 episode Blood Brothers Horatio(to Ramon Cruz): Now you have 50 years to think about how you helped me in your arrest. Here's my all time favorite Horatio line. I put the line in bold, italics and all CAPS. season 3 episode Money Plane Horatio: Where would we find Mr. Marshall? Victim's mom: He's in the office. *points in direction of the office.* Horatio: THROUGH THE BIKINIS. PERFECT. ============================================================ Now here are some of my favorite Frank Tripp lines. This one is a favorite Frank Tripp line and a favorite Horatio response. season 5 episode Throwing Heat Frank: That was a hell of a way to start the day. Horatio(snickering): And it's only 8 a.m. season 5 episode Burned Frank: First, it was a damn land mine. Now a flying water heater. What next? season 4 episode Felony Flight Frank(to Eric): Hope you're not allergic to dust. Here's another favorite Frank Tripp line and a favorite Horatio response. season 1 episode Dispo Day Frank: Saw your friend out front. The guy thinks he's Tom Brokaw. Horatio: If he's Tom Brokaw, I'm Elliot Ness. ============================================================ Now here are some favorite Calleigh lines. season 1 episode Wet Foot, Dry Foot Calleigh: See, this is why I like ballistics. It's an exact science. season 1 episode Dispo Day Calleigh: Sharks choking on everything. The grid search offered up 6 sprinkler heads, a bottle cap and a spoon. season 2 episode Wannabe after climbing out of the ant aquarium Calleigh: I'll just be a minute. Eric: Stragglers? Calleigh: A few. And my all time favorite Calleigh line. season 5 episode Darkroom Erika Sykes: I'm a journalist. I want my attention on my stories. Calleigh: If that were true, sweet pea, you'd be writing for a newspaper, not planting your face on the evening news. Have a nice day. ============================================================ My one and only favorite Eric and Speedle lines. season 1 episode Simple Man Speedle(on the phone with Horatio): All right. I'll tell him. Eric: What did he say? Speedle: "Throw another rock." What does that mean? Eric: Means we got a long night ahead of us. ============================================================ If I think of any favorite Ryan, Alexx, Natalia or Stetler lines, I'll be sure to post them. Until then...cross your fingers that the dang writers strike will be over by this time next week.
Sorry if i repeat some quotes that have already been posted but here are a few of my favorites! *From the Grave* (about Erica Sikes) Cooper: She's hot! Ryan: She's a case against the First Ammendment Ryan: New mafia my ass! *Rio* Ryan: Calleigh Duquesne, large and in charge... by large you know i mean in terms of your reputation and responsibilty... and you look very beautiful today Calleigh: Well thats a .. thats a nice save *Curse of the Coffin* H: Burn baby burn! (haha every time i watch that episode and Horatio says that line I crack up .. i don't really know why lol probably because it is so corny lol *Entrance Wound* Calleigh: You know, Its bad enough when your in the awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but its even worse when Grandma's kisses links you to the scene! *Spring Break* Calleigh: is this hot enough or do you want to see my weapons permit? Speedle: Oh, you got a permit. Ted: Yeah, that's right, from Parks and Rec. Speedle: Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night. Ted: Whoa, hold on. Speedle: I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party. Ted: You misunderstood me. Speedle: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap tequila-pushing ass and have you spend a night in lock-up with all the drunk and disorderlies and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys. Ted: You know what? Maybe I, I should wait until you're finished. Speedle: That's a capital idea, Ted. ( I am pretty sure that this has been posted already but i hust had to post it myself lol) *Hurricane Anthony* Calleigh: Hey, I heard you found out who the car crash victim really is. Speedle: Yep, he was a bad guy. Calleigh: You know, maybe not all bad. Speedle: I think the mob would disagree 1.5 million times. Calleigh: Yeah, but you know what I was thinking? If he hadn't stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida, and then he never would have gotten picked up by the hurricane, and if he hadn't have gotten picked up by the hurricane, he never would have hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder. Delko: Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane. Calleigh: They do alleviate global warming. Speedle: She's, uh, way to cheerful. *Witness to Murder* Alexx Woods: Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger. Tim Speedle: Alexx, we just gave the... Alexx Woods: Timmy, I know. *Rap Sheet* Speed: Amnesia huh? That's pretty convenient... maybe she's got an evil twin we can interrogate.
I thought of a few favorite Ryan lines. From the season 3 episode Under the Influence Calleigh: What is that??? Ryan(pulling something out of a brown bag):Roast beef. *gator comes out of a large pipe* Ryan: Call it cover fire. Calleigh and Ryan in another scene from Under the Influence discussing the ^^above^^ scene. Calleigh: You're crazy. You know that. Ryan: Why? For taking a little initiative? Calleigh: You could've been gator bait on your first day. Ryan: I did sacrifice my lunch. Please, just remember that. EDIT I just thought of a favorite Horatio line from the season 6 episode Chain Reaction--the one where the model is electrocuted on the runway. I'll put the line in underlined, bold type. Alexx is examining the body of the dead model and talking to Horatio. Horatio: Somebody killed this girl, Alexx. Alexx: Not a very private place to kill someone. Hoaratio: Because the killer wanted it to be seen. Alexx: Think someone was trying to send a message? Horatio: I do, Alexx. And I just got it. *cut to loud, screeching, annoying, off-key, sounds-like-an-elephant-just-stepped-on-the-guy's-foot, I-wish-they-get-rid-of-it "yeah" in the theme song.*