Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Catherine and Nick enter the breakroom to find Rick holding a cold compress to his right eye and Greg saying "I can't believe that Grissom hit you!"

"Gil hit you, Rick?!" a shocked Nick exclaims.

"Why would he do that?" asks Catherine.

A perplexed Warrick shrugs. "I don't know. I had just told him that if he needed a divorce lawyer, I could recommend the guy that handled mine when POW! he slugs me."

 

All great stories begin with "This one time..." hahaha

*Warrick is telling a story in the break room*
Warrick: Then I stepped on that roach!
Grissom: *sob*...he was my friend...

 

Priest: Do you Sara, take Gilbert to be your husband?
Sara: Heck no!

 

^Great one

Sara to lab staff: "If anyone of you EVER imply again that I'm having a relationship with Gris, or that I'm anything but a lesbian, I will leave for good and settle down in Frisco with Sofia!"

*Sofia nodds in the background*


Archie: "She so sleeps with Gris..."

Sara:"That's it, I'm done here!"

She leaves with Fia, episode ends, GSR fans are crying their hearts out.

 

Grissom: Hea Greg, you have any cds I can borrow?

 

Greg: I've got lovely bunch of coconuts,...
Everyone else: Enough all ready. You've been telling us things we don't want to about your coconuts for weeks.
Greg: But there they are hanging in a row. *point out window and we see coconuts hanging in a row.*

 

Just got home and a bunch of bikers were on the road..sorry lol.


Grissom shows up at the lab in a wife beater t-shirt, jeans, a beat-up leather jacket over his shoulder, a fresh tattoo glows red on his arm, and his hair is covered by a red bandana...

Grissom (grabbing Sara around the waist): Hey babe, let's blow this popsicle stand.

 

LOL!! :lol: You guys always put a smile on my face!! :lol:

 

For some reason, this was in one of the dreams I had last night

Nick: Greg! You got a tattoo!
Greg: So do you, Nick! Nick, what does my tattoo say?
Nick: "Greg!" What about mine?
Greg: "Nick!" What does mine say?
Nick: "Greg!" What about mine?
Greg: "Nick!" What does mine say?
Nick: "Greg!" What about mine?
Greg: "Nick!" What does mine say?
Nick: "Greg!" What about mine?
Greg: "Nick!" What does mine say?
Nick: "Greg!" What about mine?
Greg: "Nick!" What does mine say?
Nick: "Greg!" What about mine?
[later]
Greg: "Nick!" What does mine say?
Nick: "Greg!"

 

I heart you. :lol:

 

You rock :devil:

 

LOL. Here's one:

Grissom: Greg, since you've done such a great job lately, you are now a CSI Three.
Greg: I love you!
*hugs Gil* I'll help you forget about silly old Sara. :devil:

 

Idea taken from a Levi's commercial-check it on You Tube.

Nick's hallucination autopsy takes a new twist.

Nick opens up his eyes to Doc Robbins whistling 'Tainted Love'.

He opens his mouth and starts to sing:

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away

Doc jumps back: WTF!

Super Dave runs over: what


Nick continues to sing despite having an open cavity in his chest
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me

Super Dave stares at Doc Robbins and then continues the song:

The love we share
Seems to go nowhere

Nick: And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night


Doc Robbins, Super Dave and Nick sing gother:

Once I ran to you

Wendy runs into the moruge singing
(I ran)


Now I'll run from you

Hodges runs intot he morgue singing to Wendy:

This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you

All of them sing:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love

Nick continues: Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want IT any more from me

Grissom and Sara waltz into the lab singing:
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight

Catherine and Warrick samba into the lab singing:

And you'LL think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way


Nick sings:

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go

All together they sing:

Tainted love, tainted love (x2)
Touch me baby, tainted love (x2)
Tainted love

Check out the commercial

 

OMG I LOVE it myfuturecsi amazing, you deserve round of applause.

 

i too love the ron/hermione wallpaper Great job!
i also snagged alot of the Stock icons.
--wow they all look great guys thanks so much! you just made my day!