Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Joel (from Cavemen): What's that thing you are pushing?
Andy (from Cavemen): It's called a lawnmower. It trims the grass.
Joel: You know how to use it?
Andy: It's so easy, an Ecklie can do it.

 

Grissom:...What is it hodges?
Hodges:.....Iloveyouwithallmyheartandsoulwillyoumarryme.
Grissom: GREG! Did you give hodges coffee again!?
Hodges:...I can see you...but you can't see me...
Grissom:
Hodges: *Sees Ecklie*...Oh NO! The great troll has come! Fly unicorns flllyyyyyyy! *Skips out of lab*
Grissom: ....I'm just going to walk away...

 

Lame- but posting it just the same:
"Lady Heather makes me sick!"- Grissom

 

This is was inspired by Greg's bomb comment to NIck

BOOOOM!!!!

Grissom: WTF?!

(goes to Greg covered in soot and giggling for no reason.)(

Greg: oops. Hodges did it! (runs away)
Hodges: What was that?
Grissom: You're fired!

Did that make any sense at all?

 

Oh guys those quotes are hilarious! Love them! Got one, too. But it's not so good, sorry.

Sara: Grissom, I'm resigning.
Grissom: Uhm... may I ask why?
Sara: I want to do something completely different.
Grissom: And that would be...
Sara: I'll become a pro stunt driver! It's kinda cool falling out of cars, y'know.

 

Grissom:..Nick, Wheres Greg?
Nick: Hes at home.
Grissom:...Why?
Nick: Chicken pox apperently.
----Greg's house----
Greg: *Playing Halo 3, there is clearly nothing wrong with him*
------lab-----
Grissom:...Really.

 

haha, a bunch of the kids at my school did that, lol.

 

LOL you guys are funny.
Here's something random.
I apoligieze if mentions of a purple dinosaur offend you.

Greg: Hodges, I've got something to tell you.
HOdges: What?
Greg: I love you, you love me
We're a happy family...
Hodges: Hads Grissom been using you as a guinea pig again?
Greg: How'd you guess?

 

haha these are great..... I want to try

*Soija boy playing loudly from the break room*
(Hodges walks in to the whole team doing the soija boy dance)

Team:Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll
(All stop to stare at Hodges)
Hodges: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that
(Walks away, all look at eachother )
Greg: 5,6,7,8! (Dance starts again)


I dunno, lame..

 

hahaha, just the image of the night shift team doing the soulja boy dance lightened my day

gracias!!

 

The team walks up to the scene of a multiple. Grissom sees a lawn ornament and declares, "Damn, the entire family's dead!"

Nick: How do you know that, Gris? We haven't been inside yet.

Grissom (pointing at the lawn ornament): The Rabbits Of Death never lie!

 

:lol: ^ So many good ones!

Grissom arrives a crime scene wearing a baseball hat. Nick and Sarah are already there.
Sarah: Grissom, what's with the hat?
Grissom: Warrick said baseball hats are newest thing with the hip crowd.
Nick: I'd say! *adjusts baseball hat*
Sarah: *in angry, hushed tone* Grissom, if I wanted a guy who wore boring hats, I'd go out with Nick. Now go back to your girly wierd hats or we're thru!
Nick: Hey! I heard that! And I don't know whether to be offended or hopeful...

 

Grissom (With a new hat): In my Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it...
Nick: What did you do? Join Hat of the Month Club?

 

These quotes are great. :lol: Keep 'em coming guys. :lol:

 

Sara: I'm gonna have to limit you to 20 questions per case.
Ronnie: Really?
Sara: Nineteen
Ronnie: Are you kidding me?
Sara: Eighteen
Ronnie: Will you stop that?
Sara: Seventeen
Ronnie: When will you grow up?
Sara: Sixteen...