Re: Favorite CSI: Miami Quotes? From the CSI: NY part-(Manhattan Manhunt) of the season 4 crossover. Horatio: I heard there was a break in the case. Mac: Stella already has you on speed dial, huh?
actually it went something like this Speed:Sir, can you read the yellow tape right there? It says 'crime scene.' Ted: Hey, I got permit to be here. Speed:Oh ... you got a permit. Ted:Yeah, that's right. From parks and rec. Speed:Well ... I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night. Ted:Whoa, hold on ... Speed:I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party. Ted:You misunderstood me ... Speed:Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys. Ted:You know what? Maybe I-I ... maybe I should just wait until you're finished. Speed: That's a capital idea, Ted. (Spring Break) That is one of my fav Speedisms of all time!!! and i don't mean to be modest but i have a knack for quotes and ep names. especially Speedisms, which if you didn't know are what we Speed fans call quotes by our sexy Speed.
From the season 3 episode Under the Influence. Horatio(coming in to the room): He shoots. He scores. Quick rant then I'll shut up. Can we PLEASE stop fiddling with this thread's title when we post??? I'm getting a headache from all this title changing. In my post before this one, ^^up^^ there where the title is, above where what's gonna be in the post is typed, I changed the title back to the thread's original title "What are some of your favorite CSI: Miami quotes?" Now it's gone back to CSI: Miami quotes. Here's a compromise: Favorite CSI: Miami Quotes. Can we all agree on that??? Please!!! For the sake of my sanity. OK...My rant is over...I'll shut up now.
From season 2 episode Death Grip. Art Pickering: "charity works both ways." Horatio: (smiles) "yes it does, doesn't it?"
:devil: :devil: Horatio to Rick in After The Fall: "Rule number one, Rick. Never mess with Calleigh Duquesne."
Frank: Well who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
Another Frankism: "Tell me again where you misplaced your wife." Full of Frank's weary sarcasm. Gotta love it!
Here is ONE my favorite Frank Tripp lines. This is from the season 3 episode KILLER DATE. Frank(referring to his typing): I hunt and I peck and I don't want anyone breathing down my neck till I'm finished. :lol: Sounds like my typing when I first got this computer back in April 2002. :lol:
here's one of my fav H ones from Dispoy Day H:*to IAB officers* you guys couldn't find your ass with both hands after he said that i was just like "OH! what now! he told you!"
Eric:*sarcastic* so got a TOD? or do you need the foot for that too? Alexx:*smirks and talks slightly annoyed* Liver temp put's the boys TOD around 1am and you better get out of here ore you're gonna be next.... (Game Over) this was so hilarious!!!!! i loved it!!!! i had to rewind it like five hundred times!!!!
Omg that's my favorite quote I have season 1 so I watch is all the time lol my Speed!! "Drunk-and-Disordelies" lol