Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

(A new hire goes out to a '419' with Grissom and Sara)

Roger: Dude! Is that a dead guy?!
Grissom: Yes. . .
Sara: It's kinda what we do. . .
Roger: You guys are freaks! Oh my God.. He's dead!
Grissom: When Ecklie hired you what exactly did he say?
Roger: That "It's an exciting career in law enforcement". He didn't say anything about dead people!
Sara: Ecklie hasn't seen a dead person in five years.
Grissom: Yep. He probably forgot again...

 

Grissom: I think my butt's gone numb!

He would never say anything so uncouth! x

 

haha that would be so funny, i wish this scene was in an episode!!

 

Yeah.. it very damn well could be actually!

 

that REALLY REALLY needs to be in an actual episode!

 

:lol: Oh yeah!!

 

before the opening...

Grissom: Could someone please buy me a chocolate ice-cream?

Who are you, who who who who.... :lol:

 

(Opening one liner)

Greg: Now that's what I call Flat Feet.

Whooo are yo--

Grissom: What do you think you're doing?
Greg: Nothing, I was just..
Grissom: Just what?
Greg: Making conversation..?
Grissom (irritated): I have one joy in this job, and you waltz in here... Stand aside Greg. (Grissom takes his spot next to the body) Eh-HEM! Now that's what I call Flat Feet..

Whooo are you who who who who

Greg: You need to smirk a little more, make the audience believe it's a joke. (Greg runs away)

 

OMG Herzeleid, that would be just SO awesome!! :lol:

Warrick: Grissom wait, can I ask you something?
Grissom: Sure.
Warrick. Listen, you know, Tina wants to take me to NY this weekend, to have a long shopping tour and visit her family and... well, she's really looking forward to it so that me and my mother-in-law can meet again and...
Grissom: Sorry Warrick, but I can't give you the weekend off, we're busy now that Sara's missing, we need you here!
Warrick (hugs Grissom): Thank you Boss, I knew you wouldn't let me down! (takes his cell phone and dials) Hey Tina, you... oh honey I'm sorry (crosses his fingers behind his back), I'm abolutely sorry but my boss just won't let me go. ... yeah I'll tell him that. ... I really would have loved to go. ... Love you, too.
Grissom: 'The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.' Sometimes I think Oscar Wilde knew you, Warrick.

 

:lol: Oh, that's really funny.

 

lol SandleDL! that's was really funny! if CSI was a bit more lighthearted I could totally see that happening, a very very male thing! :lol:

 

(crossover)
Grissom: *sighs* here we go again..
Mac: (sarcastically saying)Whats your problem?
Grissom: Ecklie's mad
Mac: Oh...
Grissom: Yeah...
Mac: Just tell him to put himself outta his misery
Grissom: How?
Mac:I've got many ways that he can put himself outta his misery, since he's a total ass...to you...
Grissom: Yes.....or we can put him outta his misery....
Mac: yes....how?....
Grissom:We can hit him over the head with a baseball bat
Mac: Good Idea,Mr Grissom,Good Idea!

 

Greg and Sara are processing a scene and are very close to each other.
Greg: I can see down your shirt right now.
Sara: Like what you see?
Greg: No. (turns away)

(Ok I kinda stole that from NCIS, but however...)
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Cath: (reads a magazine) Yoko Ono is a bit of a freak, isn't she?
Warrick: What?!
Cath: How could such a great guy marry such a freaky woman?
Warrick: Erm, Cath, maybe we should... have a talk...about what you just said.
Cath: Why?
Warrick: You sounded very... angry.
Cath: Angry? Me? Never! I like The Beatles. Don't you? (leaves)
Warrick: (to himself) Somehow she's right about Yoko...

Sorry, couldn't help it. I didn't like this whole Tina thing.

 

these always make me laugh (out loud) :lol: