Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

(Greg is out and about and spots the overturned Mustang. He pulls over and walks up to Sara- still pinned beneath it.)

Greg (singing): Now that it's raining more than ever; know that we still have eachother; you can stand under my umbrella; you can stand under my umbrella; ella, ella, eh eh eh; under my umbrella; ella, ella, eh eh eh.

Sara: SHUT UP! I hate that song!

Greg: Fine, I'll take my umbrella elsewhere!

Sara: Wait, ok come back, I'm sorry. But really? Are you just going to stand there holding an umbrella?

Greg: Yep. "Ella, ella, eh eh eh."

Sara: On second thought. Leave.

 

hahaha, that's GREAT Herzeleid! i love this thread!

 

Okay, I'm being completely random and popping in here.

(Grissom and Brass are watching Natalie in the interrogation room through the one-way mirror. Natalie gets up and starts dancing in front of the mirror, singing.)

Natalie: Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way, I think you need a new one. Hey hey, you you, I could be your girlfriend! Hey hey, you you, I know that you like me. No way, no way, you know it's not a secret. Hey hey, you you, I want to be your girlfriend!

Brass: Well, at least she stopped singing that creepy doll song.

 

Catherine: I am think I am going back to stripping

 

LMAO butterflied!!
Sorry, this just popped in my head...

(Natalie is still in the interogation room, Grissom has left to try and find Sara, Brass enters the room, where Natalie is still seated, carrying an old style boom box. He presses play.)

(Disco music from Napoleon Dynamite starts playing as Brass exits and watches Natalie through the glass. Her eyes dart around making sure no one is there and she begins dancing.)

Grissom: Jim?

Brass (laughing): Gil, you've gotta see this...

 

Hankster, you're really great! That was amazing.
Well... I like every strange quote that's sooo freaking funny!
I'm not so good with that kind of quotes.
Me and a friend of mine made up this one:

(Grissom and Brass are standing at a crime scene )
Grissom: I'm not pretty sure if he's really dead.
Brass: I see some blood, but it doesn't have to mean that the victim is still alive.
(Grissom pokes the victim in his arm)
Grissom: Sir...are you still alive?
Brass: He doesn't respond. I guess he's dead.

I know, it's really bad. But we (my friend and I) really liked it.

 

Eszie I looooved that one!

 

Catherine (to Sara): "Have you gained weight?"

Sara (shoots angry look at her): "Screw you!"

Catherine: "No, I'm just saying, maybe you should cut down on the beer."

:lol:

 

(Ecklie stands atop a high bridge.)

Ecklie: I dunno guys, you sure this is safe?
Sara: Yeeeaaah.
Nick: Of course!!
Grissom: They wouldn't call this team building for nothing Conrad.

(Grissom Sara and Nick all stick out an index finger and push Ecklie off the ledge)

Nick: Ya think we should have told him the bungee is long enough that he'll actually dip into the water?
Sara & Grissom: Naaahhh.

 

Herzeleid that was sooooo funny! :lol:

 

I just wish they would actually do that

Sara: I do not have issues. I do not have issues. I do not have issues. I do not have issues. Ok, who am I trying to fool? I HAVE ISSUES

***

Ecklie: Sidle, you are the best CSI in this lab.

 

Nick: Hey guys! Did you check out that new show on CBS? CSI: Compton.

 

^^^ he he he :lol:

that's a good one Herzeleid

 

Catherine: Gil, what's wrong with you? It seems like you've got a lot on your mind?

Grissom: This thong is killing me

 

holy crud..i think i just died laughing...*checks pulse*....yep definitely died from laughing....