Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. SaraSidle_girl

    SaraSidle_girl Pathologist

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    Sara is still under the car and calls out to the others

    Sara: Guys this has gone on long enough. Get this damn thing off me .. Come on, its not funny anymore.."
     
  2. luvincsi

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    Good one SaraSidle_girl! :lol:

    Hahaahha! :lol:
     
  3. Herzeleid

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    If you've seen the episode of South Park where Al Gore comes to town, you'll get where I'm going:

    (The team has pulled a double and is now into dayshift territory. Ecklie storms into the breakroom where the gang has gathered. He's cracked their case.)

    Ecklie: It was man-bear-pig.
    Grissom: What?
    Ecklie: Man-bear-pig, half man, half bear, half pig.
    Nick: Ecklie, man, you feelin' alright?
    Ecklie: Why don't you guys take me cereal? No one ever takes me cereal! Man-bear-pig killed this guy and you don't even care! I'm so cereal right now, oh my gawwwwwd.
    (Ecklie storms out of the room.)
    Sara: I feel kinda sorry for him, he has no friends you know.
    Greg: WTF is man-bear-pig?
     
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    Catherine: So I hear the suspect tried to strangle you.
    Grissom: Yeah, my whole life flashed before my eyes....it was really boring.
     
  5. Herzeleid

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    ^^ HAHA!!! That's so sad!

    (Sara's been rescued and is in a hospital recovery room.)

    Hodges: Hey Sara, how you feelin'?
    Sara: I feel like I was hit by a bus.
    Hodges: You know Sara, it was actually a car.
    Sara: (annoyed)
     
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    *before opening credits*

    Grissom: I think I feel a fart coming on...

    *WHOOOOOOOOO ARE YOUUU....

    Grissom: Look, a body with a decapitated head. I think it's a dead body. *puts on sunglasses*

    *WHOOOOOOO ARE YOUUU......
     
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    LOL hilarious - that's exactly what Nick would do, together with Greg and Warrick! :lol:

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    Sara: Oh no, Gil, never! I won't do this! I won't dig in the dirt to get the evidence on the murder case, it'll ruin my fingernails!

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    Grissom : Yes Catherine, you do have too much !drama in your life.
     
  9. luvincsi

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    Hahaha! :lol: Good one!

    Hahahaha! :lol: Even though it's suppose to be quotes you WON"T here, I can really see that happening. Very Hodges-like! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Hodges: Hey Sara, how you feeling'?
    Sara: I feel like I was hit by a truck.
    Hodges: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. By the way, I can't stop by and see you tomorrow.
    Sara: Why not?
    Hodges: I have to take my truck in to get some dents repaired.
     
  11. Herzeleid

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    lol Dynamo!

    My friend and I were watching "Butterflied" a while back and he came up with this one.

    (The crew is behind the alley looking through all the garbage containers [actual quotes in italics])

    WARRICK: I think I found the victim's internal organs.
    CATHERINE: I think I can confirm the victim's male.

    GRISSOM: I think I found popcorn. ::crunchcrunch:: MMM it's still fresh. You guys want some?
     
  12. SaraSidle_girl

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    Sofia: You know.. they say that toothpick I chew on so many times makes me look gay.
    Sara: Not just the tootpick, dear..

    Sorry. Just popped up.
     
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    At 2:00 in the night:
    Cath,Sara and Warrick are in the lab. Their beepers ring.
    Cath: *Shrugs* Who cares?
    Sara & Warrick: Huh? *Surprised*
    Cath: Let's just call it a suicide and go home!
     
  14. Herzeleid

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    Grissom aproaches Greg holding a picture:

    Grissom: *Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got*
    Hodges: *BadadaDA*
    Greg: *Not much of a girlfriend? Never seem to get a lot?*
    Hodges: *BadadaDA-BadadaDA*

    Sorry, I got that song stuck in my head today... *BadadaDA* :devil:
     
  15. SaraSidle_girl

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    Grissom dancing around the breakroom, singing

    "But I don't feel like dancin'
    When the old Joanna plays
    My heart could take a chance
    But my two feet can't find a way
    You think that I could muster up a little soft,
    shoe gentle sway
    But I don't feel like dancin'
    No sir, no dancin' today."

    *popped up*
     

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