CSI:Miami - "Road Trip *puts on shades* Number Nine."

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  1. Chris_miami

    Chris_miami Hit and Run

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    Oh! Great updates Geni! Hope you get better soon.
     
  2. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    Okay I'm feeling a bit better and y'all know what that means...A chapter. :D

    And thanks for the well wishes. :)

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    Plane, 10pm

    Ryan: *rubs eyes* Okay so...When is the dying supposed to happen? Because I'm bored.

    Delko: I tried to get through to him but...Nothing.

    Ryan: Yeah well I'm tired of getting nowhere with suspects.

    Delko: What are you doing?

    Ryan: I'm going to go talk to him.

    Delko: No you aren't.

    Ryan: Why not?

    Delko: Because....It was my moment.

    Ryan: What?

    Delko: My moment to shine. With the murderer.

    Ryan: Look you can shine all you want in the corner, I'm going to go knock some sense into him.

    Delko: No. He'll kill you.

    Ryan: Better now then later.

    Delko: Sit.

    Ryan: Get lost.

    Delko: Ryan, sit down before I knock your ass on the floor.

    Ryan: *sits*

    Delko: *shakes head*

    Ryan: You're turning into Speed.

    Delko: *wide-eyed*

    Ryan: *shrugs*

    Delko: *frowns* I AM NOT.

    Ryan: Are too.

    Delko: Well you're...You're turning into Horatio.

    Ryan: Really? Thanks.

    Delko: ...NO! NO YOU'RE TURNING INTO...INTO....THE DEVIL. HA.

    Ryan: At least I'll get all the chicks.

    Delko: ...

    Miami, apartment

    Anni: *running around*

    Speed: *walks in*

    Anni: STOP!

    Speed: *stops*

    Anni: I just cleaned that floor.

    Speed: It's ten at night.

    Anni: Take off the shoes.

    Speed: Why?

    Anni: Because they're dirty.

    Speed: No they aren't.

    Anni: *places hands on hips* TAKE. OFF. THE. SHOES.

    Speed: *takes off shoes, walks over*

    Anni: Stop.

    Speed: What?

    Anni: You kissed Katie.

    Speed: *stares at Anni* Huh?

    Anni: Yeah. She called.

    Speed: I suppose you want me to put my shoes back on then.

    Anni: Is she telling the truth?

    Speed: Yeah.

    Anni: Do I want to know?

    Speed: It was nothing.

    Anni: It's never nothing with you. I'm supposed to be able to trust you. When were you going to tell me?

    Speed: I wasn't.

    Anni: Why the hell not?

    Speed: What difference would it make if I told you?

    Anni: You'd be telling the truth.

    Speed: I'm telling the truth now and the only reason I didn't tell you before is because you'd make a big thing out of it.

    Anni: It is a big thing!

    Speed: Look I can't explain what I did. No matter what I say is going to make this better.

    Anni: Do you love her?

    Speed: I don't know.

    Anni: Um the correct answer would be 'no'.

    Speed: Fine. Do you want me to leave now?

    Anni: Yeah.

    Speed: *nods*

    Anni: You know I heard Lori's in town.

    Speed: Yeah.

    Anni: You probably didn't have any trouble searching her up yet you won't spend five minutes with your son.

    Speed: What's your point?

    Anni: Are we not important to you?

    Speed: There's just a lot of other stuff going on right now.

    Anni: Right.

    Speed: You know what? Forget it. *leaves*

    Anni: *sigh*

    TBC.................

    Sorry for the short-ish chapter. :eek: I should have more later.
     
  3. HellsBells

    HellsBells Tormenting Camp Counselors

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    *dances* A update. Whee. For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly goo-- oh. Right.

    First off, I'm glad you are feeling better. :D

    Anni, Anni, Anni. Speed, Speed, Speed. Tsk. Tsk. (erm. Tsk.) You know, Speed is the one in the wrong here. He shouldn't have kissed Katie, (although we liked it.) and he should be spending time with his new son. :(

    Ryan is Horatio and Delko is Speed? :lol: Oh, but how oh so true about Ryan. :\

    Awesome quickie. I can't wait for more.

    *sits, counts holes in ceiling tower*
     
  4. CSI_Trainee

    CSI_Trainee CSI Level One

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    Good to know that you are feeling better geni .... I was starting to worry bout you cause we hadn't herd from you in so long, it made me sad to think of poor geni sick at home, not cause i wanted an update but cause ur my friend and i worry, anyway thnx so much for even just the small update and i hope you continue to get better soon. Good luck, take all the time you need to get better we will still be here waiting patiently for your wonderful health to come back
    GET WELL SOON!!!
    Luv Jaci
     
  5. Hunter

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    Oh finally an update!

    OMG Wolfe you are NOT turning into Horatio! *growls*

    Oh dear Speed and Anni are at it again. I can't count how many times Speedy kissed Katie and then Anni gave him hell for it. How many times has that same thing happened??

    Hope you get better Gen! Time must of stopped over at the Grand Canyon. :lol:
     
  6. Anni Grey

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    Geni!

    Glad to see that you are better! As with everyone else, I was starting to wonder if we were going to have to send some medical help... Lame. One o'clock in the morning, enuf said...

    Okay, getting to the update: Ha, Ryan and Delko are a couple aren't they? Smooth save there Eric calling Ryan Horatio... and then follows up with ..>Devil! Laugh till I cried with that one.

    And good lord, Tim and RT Anni... It would be cool if he could make up his mind who he wanted, but then, that would take all the juicy drama out of everything! Continue on, Geni, continue on!

    This rocked! Good to see you back, Geni! :D
     
  7. cainesugar

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    YAY Geni's feeling better! *hugs* Awesomeness, and the short-ish chapter was just wonderful. Ryan turning into Horatio? No wonder I love that man so much, he's a younger, more gorgous, more human version of Horatio! *huggles Ryan to death*

    Aw Anni and Speed's relationship comes to the forefront here. We've seen him so much with katie that we forget he's married and has a son. Speaking of which, where is that poor kid? Speed, you need to realize you owe someone who you MARRIED your life here, and figure out who you love and who you want to be with. *sigh* Poor Speed, poor everyone! Hope Ryan and Delko are okay, thanks for the update Geni and get well soon! *sends over hot soup, chocolate, a DVD player and CSIM s2 DVDs*
     
  8. speedmonkey2

    speedmonkey2 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    It was not nothing Mr. Miami! Ok maybe it was nothing and maybe the real Katie...meaning me is turning into RT Katie and acting all Psycho! But hey the Phsyco's aren't...psycho!! Hah!

    Awww Anni kicked Speedy out. THis ought to be interesting. GLad your feeling better geni.
     
  9. that_girl1

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    ehh...it is kinda true how Speed doesnt spend much time with his family i mean like we dont even hear about it
     
  10. CSI_in_training

    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    YAY! Geni's better. Great update hun. Uh oh, trouble in Speedle land. *sigh* the tradgedy of the speeds.
     
  11. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    Thanks for the all the reviews. :)

    I should have another chapter up today!
     
  12. cainesugar

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    Thanks Geni! Hope you're feeling a whole lot better, can't wait for the update! :)
     
  13. Anni Grey

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    Yay! Geni! I was starting to worry, we hadn't heard from you in a while, updates aside. Are you doing okay? Sending hopes of wellness to you! ;)
     
  14. Hunter

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    Oh Horatio in Heaven, i was beginning to think you were dead or something. :lol: I remember last time that happened. (If you do, who takes over the fic?) Anyways, YAY and update! Hopefully it'll be more of me beating Colton. Hopefully Horatio would of gotten up by now, and can be my hero! ;)
     
  15. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    If I die, the fic dies with me. :lol:

    Nah, I'm just kidding. Since I won't die anytime soon I guess we shouldn't worry about it, lol.

    Aw, thanks Anni. :) *huggles* And I'm doing as well as can be hoped for, lol.

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    Hummerhome, middle of desert

    Colton: *sitting in middle of desert* ...This is rediculous.

    Lora: What is?

    Colton: We've been waiting for Horatio to get back for three hours.

    Lora: The desert's a big place.

    Colton: HE WENT TO GET WATER.

    Lora: So?

    Colton: *stands* This is a desert!

    Lora: ...And?

    Colton: The definition of a desert is a land mass without water.

    Lora: It rains in the desert.

    Colton: Not often.

    Lora: It still rains.

    Colton: *rubs eyes* Okay can you not understand plain english or something?

    Lora: ...Are you not speaking english?

    Colton: You're an idiot.

    Lora: What's with the insults?

    Colton: Where did Calleigh go?

    Lora: She's tanning on the roof of the Hummerthinger.

    Colton: *shakes head*

    Lora: What's your problem anyway? You can't live in the moment?

    Colton: No. I can't live in a desert.

    Lora: *laughs* Well silly we have the Hummerwachamabob.

    Colton: Once we run out of food and water, what do you think is going to keep us alive?

    Lora: No problem. I'll eat you. Problem solved.

    Colton: What about water?

    Lora: You seriously don't have a problem with me eating you?

    Colton: *frowns*

    Lora: I'll drink cactus juice and collect water when it rains. Dude, you have to learn survival strategies.

    Horatio: *walks over*

    Colton: *looks at Horatio*

    Lora: *looks at Horatio*

    Colton: What the hell are you doing?

    Horatio: *holding stick* Be unthirsty my loyal minio...Compani...Disciples!

    Colton: You are not Jesus.

    Horatio: *takes off shades* The desert got to me.

    Colton: Are you wearing sandals?

    Horatio: Yup.

    Colton: Where did you get sandals from?

    Horatio: I cut holes in the front of my shoes.

    Colton: *blinks*

    Horatio: Anyway I found water.

    Colton: How?

    Horatio: There was a Gas'N Go a half mile from here.

    Colton: ...

    Horatio: I took a wrong turn and we ended up in Nevada.

    Colton: Again?

    Horatio: What can I say? We keep ending up here.

    Lora: Why, what was wrong the other time you were here?

    Colton: Eric got kicked out of the state.

    Lora: Who's Eric?

    Colton: He's like you but dumber.

    Lora: *frowns*

    Horatio: Now calm down everyone. I just need a map and a flashlight and we're on our way.

    Colton: You have no idea where we are.

    Horatio: Okay Mister Christopher Colombus, why don't you show us where to go?

    Colton: Gladly. *grabs map*

    Ten minutes later

    Colton: *scratches head*

    Lora: Oh let me do it. *grabs map*

    Colton: Hey!

    Lora: Okay, we're about fifty miles from Vegas, what we want to do is go this way so we end up in Arizona, which by the way, Colton, is a different state.

    Colton: *snatches map* I know where Arizona is.

    Lora: Then read the map right.

    Colton: I was. You didn't give me enough time.

    Lora: Wow I hope you never become a pilot. "Oh we need to go to Paris, oh, okay so then that's....Um give me thirty years and I'll get back to you. The passengers might be DEAD by then but we'll get there!"

    Colton: I would not say that!

    Lora: Yeah you would!

    Horatio: *holds up hand* Children, children, hush.

    Lora/Colton: *look at Horatio*

    Horatio: Am I going to have to separate you two?

    Lora: No.

    Colton: Please do.

    Lora: *punches Colton*

    Colton: OW. *rubs arm* SHE HIT ME!

    Lora: YOU INSULTED ME!

    Horatio: Lora, get on this side of the dried out crack. Colton, get on the other side of this dried out crack in the ground. I don't want to hear another word out of you two unless I ask a question. Got it?

    Colton: Yes sir.

    Lora: Yes sir.

    Horatio: Now. Which direction do I have to go?

    Lora: *points*

    Colton: *rolls eyes*

    Lora: Horatio he made a face at me!

    Colton: You were pointing the wrong way!

    Lora: I was not!

    Colton: Yes you were!

    Lora: How can you even tell! You were all the way the hell over there!

    Colton: I have better eyes!

    Lora: Yeah well not for maps you don't!

    Horatio: GUYS! Enough! If you both don't shut up, I'm going swing my shades and send the buzzards after you.

    Lora: *crosses arms*

    Colton: *crosses arms* ....That's impossible.

    Lora: Ugh.

    Colton: SHE MADE A NOISE AT ME!

    Lora: Oh shut up.

    Calleigh: *walks over* How are y'all makin' out over here?

    Colton: WHAT? WE'RE NOT MAKING OUT!

    Calleigh: ...

    Lora: I don't think she meant it like that, dingus.

    Colton: Did you just call me a dingus?

    Lora: I'm not even entirely sure what that is.

    Colton: *eye twitches*

    Lora: HA! Nice impersonation of Horatio.

    Calleigh: So are we headed out now?

    Horatio: After I get an aspirin and my slippers. *walks away*

    Calleigh: I think I missed something.

    Plane

    Ryan: *sigh* The plane lands in an hour. When are all these murders supposed to happen?

    Delko: I don't know.

    Ryan: I bet it'll be soon.

    Delko: Yeah.

    Ryan: You think it'll hurt?

    Delko: Are you going to ask questions the entire time?

    Ryan: Maybe.

    Delko: *sigh*

    Ryan: You know, I've been watching the plane.

    Delko: Wow, call the police I think there may be a problem.

    Ryan: *rolls eyes* I was watching the ventilation system. You see those two over there?

    Delko: Yeah.

    Ryan: They look manipulated somehow. There's an extra panel on them.

    Delko: ...You think they're going to poison everyone through the ventilation system?

    Ryan: It's a guess at least.

    Delko: We need to stop it.

    Ryan: Yeah okay John Wayne, be my guest.

    Delko: We just need to distract them long enough to get to the back of the plane, into the cargo hold and then down into the pipes.

    Ryan: Do you know the entire layout of this plane or something?

    Delko: I investigated a case a while back involving a plane and I had to get down and dirty on the insides.

    Ryan: If someone just walked in on this conversation, they'd be very confused.

    Delko: *stands* WUBBA! THE WUBBA'S GOING TO DESTROY THE PLANE!

    People start to scream

    Adam: *stands*

    Raoul: Boss?

    Adam: Go see what the problem is.

    Raoul: *walks away*

    Ryan: *slips past*

    Near middle of plane

    Delko: WUBBA! WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!

    Raoul: *grabs Eric*

    Delko: Oh, hello. WUBBA!

    Adam: *walks over* Eric.

    Delko: Yes sir! *salutes*

    Adam: What do you think you're trying to accomplish?

    Delko: I thought I saw the Wubba monster.

    Adam: Leave him alone, he's insane.

    Raoul: *lets go*

    Adam: *walks away*

    Delko: *dials cellphone*

    Cargo hold

    Ryan: *opens phone* Yeah?

    Delko: You inside?

    Ryan: Yeah I just got in here. How did it go?

    Delko: Well everyone thinks I'm insane.

    Ryan: You are.

    Delko: *laughs*

    Ryan: *closes phone* Okay...Think Wolfe, think. If you were a bunch of pipes leading to the ventilation system, where would you install yourself? *walks around*

    TBC...............
     
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