Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

OMG. Soooo classic...

*retrieves chair from other side of room where it slid as she fell off of it*

 

Ecklie: Grissom, you'd make a way better supervisor than I could ever be

 

a quote i dont think we will ever hear:

Grissom : Thank you.
Ecklie: for what?
Grissom: for letting me do my job and not getting in way.

 

Ecklie: I'm quitting, Gil you're the the boss now.
Grissom: But why.
Ecklie: It's my new misson to show that Oompa Loompas actually exist.

 

:lol: NikkyJamez. (hope you don't mind me continuing it)

Ecklie: Aw, thanks Gil You got me a going away present!
Grissom: It's from the whole team.
Ecklie: It's... a minature scene of me being eaten by Oompa Loompas?
Grissom: On the bright side, it means you are succesful on your quest!

 

Grissom: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

 

Sara: I think I'm in love with Brass

 

Grissom: I don't understand this crossword!

 

Cathrine: Greg, will you give me your hand...
Greg: I thought you'd never ask! Of course I'll marry you!
Cathrine: ...I need to make a cast for a ballistics model.

 

haha. nice one

 

Greg is found listening to a new cd, head bobbing along.

Nick: New cd?
Greg: Yeah, this Kevin Federline, is great stuff

Grissom: Who's William Shakespeare?

 

Hope this one hasn't been done before...

Grissom: *Walks into the breakroom and sees Catherine in a low-cut shirt* Very nice! How much?

 

Greg walks into the break room, where all the other CSI's are waiting.

Greg: I sent you a memo today because I have an announcement to make. I've done some soul-searching and have decided to leave my rocker self behind and turn over a new leaf.
CSI's: *jump up and cheer, high-five each other*
Greg:...in order to build up some street cred. *pulls out baseball cap and puts in on sideways, untucks shirt and pulls pants down*
CSI's: O_O

 

man, if only.... but I like the way you think!!

 

Nick: Here Warrick, go and play some blackjack.
Warrick: Sorry bro, but I have tickets for Shrek the Third!