~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

Horatio: I don't want to be a CSI anymore.
Calleigh: Okay... Well what do you want to be?
Horatio: The Easter Bunny.
Calleigh:

 

Calleigh: So, you want to be the Eater Bunny?
Horatio: That is... correct.
Calleigh: Well, I want to be a Playboy Bunny.
Eric: I want to be Bugs Bunny.
Ryan: I want to be the Energizer Bunny.
Stetler: That's gweat. I am Elmer Fudd and it's wabbit season. *Bang*

 

Dynamo1 what Stetler said...now that just cracked me up...

thanks for the good laugh

 

haha lol thats funny!

 

*H shoots down a suspect before they question him*
Calleigh:why did you shoot our only suspect!?
Ryan:why?
Eric:?
H:He touched my sunnies.
Team

 

Calleigh, H, Ryan, and Eric walk into a club/bar.
Mild Lauguage
C: Oh yeah! Listen guys this is a good song.
(Money Maker starts playin.)
C:Anyone wanna dance?
(They all line up.)
C:Wooow,woow,wooow, all y'all gotta take turns now! Here Eric your first.
(Eric sticks his tongue out at H, and Ryan.)
E: Yeah you guys she said ME!
(Calleigh and Eric start dancin. Eric begins to like what he sees. He wants to take it to another level.)
E: Damn Calleigh, shake that money maker!
C: Yeah I know you like it, mumbles alittle too much.
(H, and Ryan are really pissed.)
H: Ryan go ask the DJ to change the song! Now quick before they get into it!
R: Okay, okay H Damn hold ya horses!
(Ryan goes over and asks the DJ to change the song. As Calleigh and Eric get into it, guys start to form a circle watchin them dance. They begin to like what they see with Calleigh.)
C: What!? Why'd they change the song?
E: I dunno but this one's good.
( Buy Me A Drank by T Pain is playin.)
E: Let's get drunk, walk it out, now walk it out!
(Guys start to circle round Calleigh.)
Guy 1: Can I buy you a drink?
C: Hell ya mutha f**ka!

 

*during a tax audit*
Horatio: Sunglasses are *puts sunnies on* a necessary operating cost.

 

Eric: "H" did you ever think the reason you keep losing your ladies is because you always date brunettes"? Or because the Gods know you are meant to be with Calleigh"?

H: "No"! "What makes you say that, Eric"?

E: Well it just seems to me that everytime you date a brunette, they die or leave", it might break your curse with the ladies to try a blond.

Cal: I'll take you "H", you know how much I love you".

H: Well then, *puts on sunnies* "Let's go break that curse".

*Walks away together*

 

[A Murder at a Open House]

Tripp: Can you believe that someone killed a Realtor just minutes before her showing of the most expensive house on the block.

Horatio: Frank, that sign may read for sale but murder *puts on sunglasses* always has a price.

 

Horatio: Yelina, I'm having naughty thoughts..
(Yelina sounds hopeful)
Yelina: Really??
Horatio: Yeah, let's ditch these sunglasses..

 

haha good one Kit :lol:

H: Yeah, let's ditch these sunglasses.. so i can see u more clearly :devil:

 

superman to easter bunny! you guys are great... But uhm do we really want to see H in tights?

 

I dunno about tights but......... :devil:
Quotes Calleigh:
"Personally I prefer leather chaps that's all." :devil:

 

OO BlueCurl that gives me a good idea

H: walks into lab in tights and a cape
Cal Eric Nat and Ryan: Oh My gosh
H:Im (wind blows and backround flashes in rainbow colors) Super H, no matter what my sunnies of justice will save the world!
Cal Eric Nat and Ryan:
Cal: I know he wanted to save people but i didnt think he would go this far
H flies out the open window

Dun dun dun dun SUPER H

 

Ryan walks into the DNA lab in his lab coat.

Ryan: Calleigh?

Calleigh looks up at him.

Calleigh: Yes?

Ryan looks down at his lab coat.

Ryanoes this make me look fat?

Calleigh: