Matchmaker (CSI:Miami - CaRWash)

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  1. WeWantTOGO

    WeWantTOGO Prime Suspect

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    chapter 9

    Ryan: I can see their faces right now trying to figure out what's going on.
    Calleigh: I think there's something going on with them too.
    Ryan: Oh no. You are not dragging me into this.
    Calliegh: But, Ryan. Please. For me?
    Ryan: Alright but only for you!
    Calliegh:Yes! Well we might want to get back remember what your supposed to say?
    Ryan:Yes, mess up my hair a little and be a little messy and tell him that I need to find the perfect way to say" I love you".
    Calliegh: Good boy, you get a cookie.
    Ryan: Just a cookie?
    Calleigh: Ryan.......
    Ryan: Fine. But why do I have to mess up my hair?
    Calleigh: Just do it.


    *back at the lab*
    Delko: Whoa, Wolfe, what happened to you?
    Ryan: What do you mean?
    Delko: You look tired and your hair's all messed up and the buttons on your shirt are messed up.
    Ryan: Oh didn't notice.
    Delko: Sure you didn't. So how was your date?
    Ryan: Fine. I'm just trying ot think of a good way to tell her I love her.
    Delko: Well that was quick.
    Ryan: What do you mean?
    Delko: You've only been dating a day.
    Ryan: But I've loved her for 3 years.
    Delko: True. Oh and Ryan.
    Ryan: Yeah?
    Delko: Fix your shirt and just say it. It'll be easy.
    Ryan: Thanks, Delko.

    Natalia: Hey Cal. what happened to you?
    Calliegh: What?
    Natalia: Your lip-stick is smeared and your shirt is buttoned completely wrong
    Calliegh: Oh that, yeah I just came back from my date with Ryan
    Natalia: I see you had fun
    Calleigh: At least I did something productive. Unlike you.
    Natalia: I caught up on my work, thank you very much.
    Calleigh: If that work involoves Eric.

    *Delko walks in*
    Delko: Hello, friends.
    Calleigh: Oh hey, Eric, Have you seen Ryan?
    Delko: uhh..yeah I think he's looking for you.

    Calliegh: Of course he is, he is like a lost puppy without me now
    *Calliegh leaves*
    Delko: Wow, they move fast
    Natalia: I know, so what did you want.
    Delko: To tell you I got all my work done so you won't yell at me later
    Natalia: I'll yell at you anyway and you know it.
    Delko: True. Hey, let's go watch.
    Natalia: Okay sure.

    Ryan: (very loudly) Calleigh, there's something I need to tell you.
    Calliegh:What is it?
    Ryan: Even though I have dated you for a day I have liked you so much longer and I want to tell you that I love you!
    Calliegh: Aw, I love you too.

    Natalia: Wow, they do move fast.
    Delko: Told you
    Natalia:Let's go and leave them alone

    Ryan(quitely): You think they bought it?


    Calleigh: They left, didn't they?
    Ryan: Yeah but I really do love you.
    Calleigh: You're sad, Wolfe.
    Ryan: Actually I'm happy.
     
  2. GunsNRoses259

    GunsNRoses259 CSI Level One

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    Haha, this is so funny, Nat and Eric are pretty stupid,
     
  3. WeWantTOGO

    WeWantTOGO Prime Suspect

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    chapter 10

    Natalia: They're so sweet, Eric.
    Delko: I know. I want to tell someone I love them now.
    Natalia: Want to go somewhere for lunch?
    Delko: Sure, I am hungry

    Calliegh: You're unbelivable.
    Ryan: Yeah being unbelivable is one of my best qualities.
    Calliegh: I love you. Now what are we going to do next it seems like everything we do makes them closer, so let's do something big

    Calleigh: Well we really can't plan anything since they're watching our every move.
    Ryan:You're right. So lets's get Cooper to ask them about it.
    Calleigh: Yeah because he'll be the one to do it. Let's go.

    *in the A/V lab*
    Ryan: Hey, Dan?
    Cooper: Hello couple of the week. To what do I owe this presence?
    Calleigh: We need a favor.
    Cooper: Shoot.
    Ryan: We need help getting Delko and Natalia together.
    Cooper: I think I can do that
    Calliegh: Thanks what do you have in mind?
    Cooper: Asking them about it. Get their reactions so that the other person will see it too.
    Calleigh: Good idea. i think they went somewhere to eat. But when they get back bring it up, ever-so-casually.
    Cooper: You got it.
     
  4. WeWantTOGO

    WeWantTOGO Prime Suspect

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    chapter 11

    *45 minutes later*
    Cooper: Hey, Delko. Natalia.
    Natalia: Oh hey Dan. What's up?
    Cooper: Oh not much. How was your date?
    Delko: Date?
    Natalia: Date?
    Cooper: Yeah date.
    Natalia: It wasn't a date, it was just lunch with you co-worker
    Delko: Yeah we talked and that is it.


    Ryan: So how did it go?
    Cooper: They denined it.
    Calliegh: Of course, but we bug them a little more then they will come around.
    Ryan: Or we could do what they did to us.
    Calleigh: Too obvious. They'll know something's up. And all along I thought you were a good CSI.
    Ryan: That doesn't make me a matchmaker, Cal.
    Calleigh: True.
    Cooper: Um..excuse me. Your flirting makes me sick.
    Ryan: If you don't like it then leave.


    Delko: They're doing what we did to them to us.
    Natalia: Wow. That made a little sense, Eric. I'm proud.
    Lwsgrl92: Delko: Wait, proud of me or them?
    Natalia: Them, and you.
    Delko: So now what do you want to do?

    Calliegh: Ugh, this is driving me nuts they so belong together
    Ryan: Oh look at the time I have to go
    Calliegh: No! Sit , stay you're helping me.
    Ryan: And what do I get out of this
    Calliegh: A special treat.
    Ryan: I am in!
    Calleigh: You're easy.
    Ryan: Thank you.
    Calleigh: Not a compliment. Now what are we going to do?
    Ryan: Alexx!
    Calleigh: What about her?
    Ryan: She's going to help, duh.

    Alexx: Oh hey guys.
    Ryan: Alexx, I need a favor.
    Alexx: What?
    Ryan: Go in the breakroom and in a very motherly way state that Eric and Natalia would make a cute couple.
    *Calliegh hits him upside the head*
    Ryan: Ow! What was that for?
    Calliegh: For being an idiot! That will not help anything except maybe prove the fact that we are doing something
    Ryan: Sorry do you have a better idea?
    Calliegh: Yes I do, Alexx do you know a good way to set them up together with out being obvious
    Alexx: Well you could always do the secret admirerer thing.
    Ryan: Oh no. That's so stupid.
    *Calleigh hits him again*
    Ryan: Ow! Quit it.
    Calleigh: It's not my fault you deserve it. So how can we do this?
    Ryan: With a computer duh.
    Calleigh: Okay. Let's do that.
    Calliegh: Thanks Alexx
    Alexx: No problem

    Ryan: Okay so want to just send an e-mail or a e-card
    Calliegh: E-mail seems more like them.
    Ryan: Why not an e-card?
    Calliegh: Only you would want that.
    Ryan: Fine.
    Calliegh: Okay you can write the one to Natalia, I will write the one to Delko
    Ryan: but I don't like her.
    Calleigh: you want to write one to a man, Ryan?
    Ryan: Never mind then.
     
  5. GunsNRoses259

    GunsNRoses259 CSI Level One

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    People are so mean to Ryan, just hit him in his poor head,
     
  6. that_girl1

    that_girl1 Coroner

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    hitting Ryan in the head is apparently the signature when he says stupid things
     
  7. WeWantTOGO

    WeWantTOGO Prime Suspect

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    chapter 12

    *25 minutes later*
    Calleigh: I'm done.
    Ryan: Yeah me too.
    Calleigh: So what now?
    Ryan: Well, now is my reward for helping you,
    Calliegh: Oh yeah almost forgot. What do you want to do
    Ryan: Well I can think of a lot of things to do,
    Calliegh: I will narrow your chocies by saying: not before marriage
    Ryan: You're mean. Wait let's get married.
    Calleigh: Ryan Wolfe!
    Ryan: What? I bet there's a ring around here somewhere.
    Calleigh: We've been dating for 2 days.
    Ryan: So at least we didn't get married yesterday.
    Calliegh: Not going to happen, so pick a reward.
    Ryan: Fine, fine. How about you, me, and a club?
    Calliegh: Okay, since you were good, I will wear something special.
    Ryan:Really?
    Calliegh: Not too special though!
    Ryan: Way to suck the fun out of everything!
    Calleigh: You love it.
    Ryan: Maybe.


    *20 minutes later*
    Delko: Ryan, Ryan. Come check this email out.
    Ryan: Okay I'm coming hang on.

    Ryan: Woah man you've got yourself a secret admirer.


    Natalia: Calleigh!
    Calleigh: What?
    Natalia: Read this.
    Calleigh: Oooooh Natalia has a not so secret admirer. Look at the name. Eric Delko. Oh my god, he loves you!
    Natalia: What?!? Eric? I mean sure he is a nice guy, but how can he like me?
    Calliegh: Oh come on you see the way he looks at you!
    Natalia: Maybe your right, now what do I do
    Calliegh: Reply back! say you will meet him somewhere!
    Natalia: Good idea thanks!
    Calliegh: Your welcome, I have to go I am going clubbing with Ryan tonight
    Natalia: Oooh have fun!


    : Delko: I wonder who it is?
    Ryan: Maybe its Natalia, never know I mean have you seen the way she looks at you?
    Delko: Never noticed before but now that you mentioned it...
    Ryan: Then reply back and ask her out somewhere?
    Delko: Where?
    Ryan: Any where she will love. I have to go I am going clubbing with Cal, tonight
    Delko: Have fun man!
    Calleigh: We did it!
    Ryan: No we didn't. You told me no.............Oh never mind.
    Calleigh: You have issues. Let's go.
    Ryan: Go where?
    Calleigh: Out.
    Ryan: Oh yeah. Which club we going to anyway?
    Calliegh: Which ever one you want to this is your reward for being a good boy
    Ryan: Yeah okay lets go to Inferno 21.
    Calliegh: Okay, let me change!
    Ryan: Okey doke.


    *15 minutes later*
    Ryan: Did you fall?
    Calleigh: No. Why?
    Ryan: You're taking too long.
    Calliegh: I want to look good for you!
    Ryan: Fine but any longer and I am leaving without you
    Calliegh: But then you won't get to see what I am wearing and you wouldn't enjoy it!
    Ryan:Fine but 5 more minutes!



    Calleigh: I hope you like it.
    Ryan: I better like it.
    Calleigh: Smug, much?


    *5 minutes later*
    Ryan: 4 minutes 58 seconds.
    Calliegh: Done!
    Ryan: Finally!
    Calliegh: What do you think?
    Ryan: Spin around.
    *Does what he says*
    Calleigh: So? You like it?
    Ryan: There's too much.
    Calleigh: too much what?
    Ryan: Clothes.
    Calleigh: Ryan!
    Ryan: Hey, this is my reward!
    Calliegh: No clubing is your reward!
    Ryan: Fine, let's go then
     
  8. GunsNRoses259

    GunsNRoses259 CSI Level One

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    Do i heard wedding bells in the near future? Love it stil.
     
  9. WeWantTOGO

    WeWantTOGO Prime Suspect

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    chapter 13

    Delko(reading his mail): I would love to meet you at Starbucks tommrow at eight I will be wearing a red shirt.
    Delko: Yes! she likes me!
    * Next day.*
    Delko: Hey, Wolfe. I have a date tonight.
    Ryan: Don't brag. I have a date every night.
    Delko: I wonder who it is.
    Ryan: I don't know. I guess we'll find out.
    *At Starbucks*
    Natalia: Delko! What are you doing here
    Delko: Looking for a friend, she still isn't here. Wait your wearing exactly what she said she would.
    Natalia: What are you talking about, Eric?
    Delko: You didn't send me the email?
    Natalia: No.
    Delko: We've just been set up.


    *At Inferno 21*
    Ryan: A beer please.
    Bartender: Sure thing.


    *1 hour and 4 beers later*
    Ryan:Ma'awem Moreaare beer!
    Bartender: Sorry dude, I am going to have to cut you off
    *A built dude bumps into Ryan*
    Ryan: Hey! Wathc it!
    Man: What did you say!?
    Ryan: I said wacth it or I will huourt you!
    Man: Oh really?
    *Picks up Ryan and throws him outside in a pile of trash*
    Ryan: Ow! What'd you do thatttttttt forrrrrrrr?

    Calleigh: Okay you know what? Let's go home, Ryan.
    Ryan: Why? I'm havinnnnnnng funnnnn.
    Calleigh: Sure you are. Now come on.
    Ryan:Fine!
    Calliegh: Phew! you reak of alcohol!

    *The next day*
    Ryan: God, my head hurts.
    *looks around*
    Ryan: Why am I at Calliegh's?
    Calleigh: You were drunk. So I brought you here.
    Ryan: Oh I thought we..........oh never mind.
    Calleigh: Even in pain you are still a pervert.
    Ryan: Thanks. Now shhh...


    *at the lab*
    Alexx: So how'd it go with Eric and Natalia?
    Calleigh: I'm not sure. I haven't say either of them today. They must not be here yet.
    Ryan: Yeah because they probably--
    Calleigh: I thought your head hurt.
    Ryan: It does, now stop yelling, like I was saying they probably went to each others place and hit it off
    Calliegh: Ignoring that comment, here they come! Natalia!
    Ryan: No yelling!
    Calliegh: So how was your night?
    Ryan: I can't take this. I'm going to the morgue, where it's quiet. I hope.

    Natalia: Yeah turns out you were right. Eric was my blind date.
    Calleigh: Wow. And how did it go?
    Natalia: It went fine. We talked but nothing happened.
    Calliegh: That's good, so am I looking at the newest office couple?
    Natalia: Maybe, give it time? So why is Ryan going to somewhere were its quiet?
    Calliegh: Long story short, he drank too much got thrown out of the building and now has a hangover
    Natalia: Ryan?
    Calleigh: Surprising isnt it? He's a very happy drunk.
    Natalia: Wow.
    Calliegh: Yeah, but I love him.

    THE END
     
  10. GunsNRoses259

    GunsNRoses259 CSI Level One

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    *A built dude bumps into Ryan*
    Ryan: Hey! Wathc it!
    Man: What did you say!?
    Ryan: I said wacth it or I will huourt you!
    Man: Oh really?
    *Picks up Ryan and throws him outside in a pile of trash*
    Ryan: Ow! What'd you do thatttttttt forrrrrrrr?

    hahha, i laugh my butt off at the line, haha, that made my day/eveing
     
  11. WeWantTOGO

    WeWantTOGO Prime Suspect

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    oh and for everyone who read this, i'm in the process of writing a sequel right now. thanks for reading again.
     
  12. stand_behide_h

    stand_behide_h Hit and Run

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    Thank you for the good one.Nice to see it more and more.
    Let write it continull....
     

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