~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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  1. HoratioandYelina

    HoratioandYelina Rookie

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    Horatio is running through the hallways, past Eric and Ryan.
    Ryan: Uhhh... :confused:?
    Eric: Look!
    See a group of women chasing Horatio. Calleigh walks up to Eric and Ryan.
    Calleigh: What's going on? I just saw a crowd of woman run by.
    Eric: They're chasing Horatio.
    Calleigh: :confused:
    Horatio runs by again, comes back and hides behind Ryan and Eric as the women run by.
    Eric: H, whats going on?
    Horatio: *out of breath* all started...lab...crazy women...
    Calleigh::eek: LABCOAT! *attempts to grab Horatio*
    Horatio::eek:Damn! * races away with Calleigh chasing him*
    Calleigh: Labcoat. Sexy. Horatio!
    Horatio: I knew I should of had Ryan run that trace.
    Eric and Ryan: :lol:
     
  2. bird_of_flame

    bird_of_flame Police Officer

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    When Eric tries it:
    Eric: *staring down suspect who has a gun out* I choose you Pikachu!
    *throws a small red and white ball. It lands on the ground. Nothing happens*
    Suspect:… Did you actually think something would happen?
    Eric: *mumbling* It always worked on tv…
    --

    When Calleigh tries it:
    Calleigh: *staring down suspect who has a gun out* I choose you Pikachu!
    *throws a small red and white ball. It opens and Pikachu pops out*
    Calleigh: *squeals* Oh ma lord, it’s sooooo cuuuttteeee! *grabs Pikachu and hugs it tightly*
    Suspect: … *facepalm* Oh please…
    --

    When Horatio tires it:
    Horatio: *staring down suspect who has a gun out* I choose you-- wait a minute, what the heck am I doing?
    *whips a small red and white ball at suspect. It hits suspect in the head, knocking him out*
    Horatio: I *puts on shades* caught a suspect.

    And I need to stop playing my Gameboy… :rolleyes:
     
  3. that_girl1

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    its a miracle that he didnt die!!
    i love how you wrote oh ma lord!!:lol:
     
  4. RyanAddict

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    Awww I love Pickachu!!! My brother says it's Pikapoo.....

    Cal - Eric...
    Eric - Yeah?
    Cal - There's this guy I like but I don't know how ot ask him out..
    Eric - YES OF COURSE I WILL!
    Cal - Great!!! Ryan should be in the lab right about now
    Eric - Oh..
    Cal - thanks!
     
  5. that_girl1

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    no it has to be the other way around!

    Cal - Ryan...
    Ryan - Yeah?
    Cal - There's this guy I like but I don't know how ot ask him out..
    Ryan - YES OF COURSE I WILL!
    Cal - Great!!! Eric should be in the lab right about now
    Ryan - Oh..
    Cal - thanks!
     
  6. RyanAddict

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    Lmao alright then that_girl1
     
  7. Need4Speed

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    i personally like Ryanaddict's, nothing personaly or anything it's just i'm a proud and devoted CaRWasher :D anyways better stop. don't want to get to shipperish.
    it's about the lasers from last night's ep.

    *staring at the lasers*
    Ryan:what do you think will happen if i stick my hand to the other side?
    Alexx:I don't know. with these people it could mean electrocution.
    Ryan:*stcks his hand in the other side* *he jerks around like he just got shocked* *he falls to the floor*
    Alexx:Ryan!?!? Baby, you ok!?! Ryan!?! *she starts to cry*
    Ryan:*sits up* HAHAHA!! Oh!! HEHEHE!!!! :lol:
    Alexx:RYAN WOLFE!!! YOU LITTLE......!!!! you nearly gave me a heart attack!!!*she slaps him on the back of the head*
    Ryan:HAHAHAHA!! you should have seen the look on your face!!! It was priceless!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
    Alexx:You get out of here right now or I'll!!!
    Ryan:Or what!?!? You'll tell Horatio!?!?
    Alexx:yes i will!!!!
    Ryan:you wouldn't!!!! *she starts to dial his number*
    Ryan:OK!! OK!! i won't do it again!! *he runs out still giggling*
     
  8. RyanAddict

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    lmao thanks Need4Speed!!
    Oh my gosh if Ryan ever got electricuted I would probally kick my bed and scream and rant... anyhow

    Ryan - I really really really need the loo
    H - You'll have to wait
    Ryan - H I am bursting I need to go and I can't wait a second longer
    * Eric comes running *
    Eric - Cals labcoat is on fire!
    * Ryan steps forward *
    Ryan - I'll put it out!
    * They rush over *
    Eric - How when you don't have any -
    * Ryan pulls down his fly, aims, and fires *
    Ryan - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Eric - Wow he was so needing that
    H - Oh, my, gosh.
    Cal - Wow....... he's mind is like this big but his tools are like THIS big!
     
  9. that_girl1

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    HAHAHAHA:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    omg that was hilarious and my mom asked me if i had a bf because i was laughing soo much
    hilarious like always!!
     
  10. Need4Speed

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    OMG!!!!! That was hilarious!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that one had me on the floor!!!!!! i just can't stop laughing!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHA!! ROTFLMFAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: *whew* that was funny *giggles*

    anyways.......

    Cooper: what's a computer?

    Alexx: what's a scalpel?

    H:what's a hummer?

    Calleigh: what's a firearm?

    Eric:what's a fingerprint?

    Ryan:what's trace mean?
     
  11. CSIFray

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    Lol Need4speed still going on from where I had Valera ask what DNA was... jay/kay... I got one of them though...

    Ryan: What's disinfectant? (Sorry for spelling if it's wrong)
     
  12. Dynamo1

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    Frank: I just bought me a Matta.
    Ryan: What's a matta?
    Frank: Nothing, what's a matta with you?
     
  13. that_girl1

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    haha lol funny!!:lol:
     
  14. Need4Speed

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    haha!!!! ok.

    Eric is in the break room singing...not too well i might add
    Ryan:dude!!! you suck!!! don't quit your day job!
    Eric:eek:h yeah i'd like to see you do better
    Ryan: fine!!!
    Eric:Calleigh you be the judge...
    Calleigh:eek:k
    Ryan:*He sings* I'm through with standing in line
    to clubs we'll never get in
    It's like the bottom of the ninth
    and I'm never gonna win
    This life hasn't turned out
    quite the way I want it to be

    I want a brand new house
    on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough
    for ten plus me

    I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
    And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
    Gonna join the mile high club
    At thirty-seven thousand feet

    I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
    My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
    Somewhere between Cher and
    James Dean is fine for me

    I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I'd even cut my hair and change my name.....

    Calleigh:wow!!!! that was amazing!!!
    Eric:OMG!!! that was incredible!!! where'd you learn to sing like that!?!?

    oh and can any of you guess the name of the song that Ryan sang and the name of the band that sang it originally? the first one to guess it gets bragging rights :D
    Ryan:uuhhh. i'd rather not get into that story......
     
  15. RyanAddict

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    I dunno what song that is..... nooo lmao.

    Ryan - H can I ask you something?
    H - Sure. Shoot it shooter!
    Ryan - Shooter?! Where?! < Pulls out guns sexily ;) >
    H - No I ment shoot your -
    < Ryan shoots H by accident >
    H - You idiot! I ment shoot -
    < Ryan shoots again >
    H - Shoot your question!
    Ryan - Oh..... shall I call 911?
    H - No Ryan let me bleed to death!
    Ryan - Oh alright then
    < Ryan walks away >
    H - Wait I was joking!!
     
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